Toilet Reading

Posted by: velofellow on 24 July 2004

For many years I have kept the current issue of Private Eye in our bathroom.However, as the years go by the print is less legible and frankly,Inow need something new to offer visitors (who include my mother in law.Any ideas?Cheers Tony.....I wonder why I ask you lot but then again we might have right minded member of the forum.

Posted on: 25 July 2004 by Berlin Fritz

quote:
Originally posted by velofellow:
For many years I have kept the current issue of Private Eye in our bathroom.However, as the years go by the print is less legible and frankly,Inow need something new to offer visitors (who include my mother in law.Any ideas?Cheers Tony.....I wonder why I ask you lot but then again we might have right minded member of the forum.

The Statesman's Year Book is always a winner, especially when one has the screamin ab dabs, you must have saved a fortune in bum fodder alone; innit John !!!

Posted on: 25 July 2004 by J.N.

I enjoy perusing the current Radio Times whilst so engaged.

Isn't it wonderful that it is still so called?

Posted on: 26 July 2004 by Stephen Bennett

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Originally posted by J.N.:
I enjoy perusing the current Radio Times whilst so engaged.

Isn't it wonderful that it is still so called?

The radio listing are the only reason I buy it, so it's well named for me!

I have a well stocked magazine rack rather than books. Old Film magazines, SFX and the like.

It's a male thing this, isn't it?

Regards

Stephen

Posted on: 26 July 2004 by Berlin Fritz

My mates Auntie Vera read some tealeaves once, though I don't recall us ever going to Reading !

Fritz von Radiotimessellinglikehotcakes1000%increaseinsalesespeciallyinwelshwaleswheremostchapsarecalledhughes

Hughes Who ?

Posted on: 28 July 2004 by greeny

I have this The Mojo Collection. 1 page reviews of 700+ classic albums. Might not suit none music lovers but I like it.

Posted on: 28 July 2004 by MW

For a long time we had Tim Hunkin's "Almost everything you need to know" resident in the bog, until completely read (helped make us all late for work, but regular). Now it's DVD mags, Christies catalogues and weekend newspaper supplements.

Posted on: 28 July 2004 by Rasher

My toilet reads "Shires"

Posted on: 29 July 2004 by Berlin Fritz

I've just started reading "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon which helps clear the bilges out excellently after a heavy hedgehog summer ruby, innit.

Piss² I saw advertised on the side of a Berlin bus today for the first time "Save the Fishes, Eat more Steaks" which I found quite amusing ?

£1,000,000,000,000 buys a lot of bog rolls, or Bum Fodder as they say in Australia: