Five ticks for everything: amusing the first 1000000 times

Amaze me.

Log out, log in, hit disabled advanced interface or whatever it's called and those ticks turn into stars.

Variety is the spice of life

Regards,

Steve.

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Amaze me.

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A secret cabal of 264 of us had long prepared the Worlds' Wittiest Answers on this subject that would , without doubt, have gone int the Guiness Book of World Records under "Funniest Thread Ever". Included in the preparation for this phenominal answer was a Stealth Ticker who has spent some time in marking a plethora of topics with five stars. The Guiness Organisation had been advised and where observing, various media slots booked ( Including Sky, Wot Hi-Fi and Chav Monthly. )

The problem is, that the answers where incredibly time-sensitive and so would make no sense if posted today.

As such we are sulking big time and you will never, ever know what we had lined up.

Honest.

Regards

Mike

Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

Worlds' Wittiest Answers

Your cabal is based on more than one planet? Cool.

Matthew

Plan 'B' from Outer Space saw the inclusion of a "pedant-0-meter."

At least that bit worked.

Regards

Mike

Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

This is GOOD about ticks.

You should see the PMs about crabs

Regards

Mike

Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

OK I was wrong - this one never closes.

I cant think of anything to say.

Like that would stop me.

Regards

Mike

Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.

I thought 666 was the number of the beast not 264

regards
Geoff

"Just trying to make a NAIM for myself"

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

There is a party, everyone is there.
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.
Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, and so much fun.

Eh?

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Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, and so much fun.

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Pouring water on a drowning man?


"Just trying to make a NAIM for myself"

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
OK I was wrong - this one never closes.

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Twice wrong = Right?

I release this thread to sink ... or swim. Or fly.

..... or it may even crawl from the sea and evolve into something intelligent..........

... to continue the thread

"Heaven is a place,
A place where nothing,
Nothing ever happens.
.."

"Here there are lots of things to do,
And a panoramic view,
Of the universe completely surrounding you"

Paul

Is the absence of anything funny to say (despite massive internal humour overflow) a genetic flaw?

Why is one comic irritating beyond belief? While another has us crying helplessly over the most inane of subjects?

Anybody remember the "flip top bin" monologue?