The things people say !

Not the best example if I may say so l-t-d. I regard most topics as fair game and have a blacker sense of humour than most but there are some topics that just aren't and won't ever be funny.

Anyway, how about "Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop"?

Do Women also say "Life's A Bitch ?"


Fritz Von Betruet'yesen

N.B. Never drink Booze when it doesn't tatse² good, obvious innit Tom me old Cockle picker

"Or like the shock of fondling a raw sausage blinfold at a Gay party !!!"

"Sweating like a glassblowers arse"

Particularly distgusting I thought. Ha ha!

Another amusing one I heard recently refering to a woman who had a..."Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch"

"Face like a robbers dog"

A face like a camel sookin sherbet. (very descriptive, I think)

A face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

A face like a well skelped arse.

A face like the north end of a south bound cow.

A face like a bag of spanners.

A face like a battered book.

If I had a face like that I'd paint my arse and walk on my hands.

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

Australian description of the female sexual organ :- "A badly packed kebab innit Mate"


Fritz Von Technicolouryawn

A face like the back end of a bus!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz Von Betruet'yesen

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JonR von Thoucanstnotthenbefalsetoanyman

A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

"Eatin pussy is like the mafia, one slip of the tongue and yers in deep shit"

Mark Thatcher.

Another post I made today in the Padded Cell reminded me of a phrase used by an opponent last time I played golf. They refered to a very low yet effective shot as a "Sally Gunnell"- it "ran a long way but wasn't very pretty".

Jonathan