"Can Easily Be Said This Time Next Year ?"

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 18 August 2004

Britain's National Debt will be higher.

The Hammers will be Premier League players.



Fritz Von I'llbeayearolder ? Big Grin
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
President Kerry will be in power
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by JonR
Berlin Fritz will be a happily married accountant living in Mayfair (having completed his shelf-stacking duties at Wickes of course) Big Grin
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Berlin Fritz will be a happily married accountant living in Mayfair (having completed his shelf-stacking duties at Wickes of course) Big Grin


Years ago I was a Mayfair boy ie. been there done it with bells on, soon I'll be a stacker 2nd Class, innit.

Fritz Von Englandhavelostagain Big Grin
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by long-time-dead
It's the 18th of August 2005
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:
It's the 18th of August 2005


Very Good that Man.
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by long-time-dead
Thank you.
Posted on: 18 August 2004 by Not For Me
It will be cold enough for a walking stick.

DS

ITC - Akufen - Fabric 17
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
The Fahrenheit 9/11 thread will still be jumping between the Palestinian/Israeli conflict, and newspaper opinion polls.

Fritz Von Mamawe'reallcrazynow Wink
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by arf005
I'll be a year older........

.....but, more importantly, might own my first Naim!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by arf005:
I'll be a year older........

.....but, more importantly, might own my first Naim!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


That is neither original not an ambition Sir, If you wish to eventually own your dream Naim system you must prove yourself worthy, and fuckin earn it Jim.

Fritz Von Icanniesaytee'muchatthisstage Roll Eyes
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Joan Rivers would understand ?
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by ErikL
We'll still be getting emails titled "Big, Bouncy Babes!" from sender Hot Plump Chicks.
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Ludwig will still be dreamin on after hot heavy nights !


Fritz Von Heybabetakeawalkonthewildsideandthecoluredgirlsgododododododoododoodoodoo ****
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by ErikL
Every discussion b/n a pundit or politician on the Right and one on the Left, no matter the issue, will go like:

Right: "You said x, and it's just not true."
Left: "No, actually I said y and I can easily prove that it's true through some basic analysis."
Right: <grumble grumble> "Well you're a fag."
Left: "What??? I said y and you're welcome to read the transcript."
Right: "COMMUNIST!!!"
Left: "Actually, it's on page xyz where I clearly said y and if you look in the government's latest report you'll see that y has come true, just as predicted."
Right: <sticks finger in Left's chest, and gets very loud> "YOU COMMIE PINKO QUEER-LOVING LIAR!!!"
Left: Pardon? Do you have anything to prove I'm wrong? All the information is there in the latest report."
Right: <getting red in the face> "Weren't you involved in a threesome your freshman year at Tufts? You're going straight to hell!"
Left: "So that's your rebutal?"
Right: <butts chest up against Left> "I bet you're rooting for al-Qaeda too you son of a bitch. You people disgust me! And now you want to flip-flop on what you said???"
Left: "This is unbelievable. Well, I'll leave you with the transcript showing what I actually said, and the government report. You can connect the dots."
Right: <grumbles under breath> "Fuck off."

Ludwig von MulderandScullyhaventaclue!
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by ErikL
Fritz will be doing investigative reporting in Rio:

Thong pollster on the scene!
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Looks bloody good to me mate, now go to bed yer not as young as you used to be, innit.

Fritz Von Myhead'satartintodynamohum² Frown
Posted on: 19 August 2004 by arf005
Berlin,

who's Jim.....??
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by arf005:
Berlin,

who's Jim.....??


A Glaswegian mate of mine John.
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by arf005
Ok.
So I didn't read your first post on this thread very well then didn't I......

Fritz Von I'llbeayearolder ?

Whatever.
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Smart lad you trig ain't Jah, I reckon wiv trainin yew could make the team !



Fritz Von Steamytrains Big Grin
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by JonR
Middle East Conflict:-

The Israelis will still be saying:- "It's the Palestinians!"

The Palestinians will still be saying:- "It's the Israelis!"

osv. osv. osv...... Frown
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
"I really must decorate this kitchen !"



Fritz Von Wellthechiefhadalarfanyway Roll Eyes
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by arf005
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Smart lad you trig ain't Jah, I reckon wiv trainin yew could make the team !

Fritz Von Steamytrains Big Grin


yew - meehhhh meeehhh bbaahhhh baahhhhhh
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
You've got it Jim, it's all up t'you, innit, now go away and do some work man.
Posted on: 20 August 2004 by arf005
Had enough of that already!!

Off-shore for three weeks this trip man.....can't believe I volunteered for this shit too!

What about you....??