What is the one thing you have done that makes you REALLY proud?
Posted by: Tarquin Maynard - Portly on 01 September 2004
Muchachos
Just thinking this morning.... to save nausea lets discount: a) children, b) the switch to Naim kit: but what is the one bright shining thing you have done that makes you think... " *I* did that"?
No need for modesty.
Regards
Mike
Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.
[This message was edited by mike lacey on Wed 01 September 2004 at 9:38.]
Just thinking this morning.... to save nausea lets discount: a) children, b) the switch to Naim kit: but what is the one bright shining thing you have done that makes you think... " *I* did that"?
No need for modesty.
Regards
Mike
Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.
[This message was edited by mike lacey on Wed 01 September 2004 at 9:38.]
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by HTK
Producing two generations of beautiful, seemingly inteligent and not fucked up children.
Getting my professional qualifications.
Starting my own business.
Since you asked.
Cheers
Harry
Getting my professional qualifications.
Starting my own business.
Since you asked.
Cheers
Harry
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by oldie
It was nearly 40 years ago, but being elected as the youngest Shop Steward [so I was informed] in the Rolls Royce Aero Division
oldie.
oldie.
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by Fisbey
OK - giving up a (15 year) half ounce a week cannabis 'habit' nine years ago.
[This message was edited by FISBEY on Wed 01 September 2004 at 16:06.]
[This message was edited by FISBEY on Wed 01 September 2004 at 16:06.]
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Remained Sane without killing anybody !
Graham George Spellingdopecorrectly
Graham George Spellingdopecorrectly
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by JonR
Flying a helicopter from Elstree (Herts) to Southend and back. My instructor said I was a better navigator than many licenced pilots he had seen!
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by Dan M
Leaving a nicely paid engineering job to start a PhD and finishing it.
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by Bruce Woodhouse
OK
Setting up and running a local charity, with a turnover of over 150k so far.
Giving my bone marrow to an anonymous recipient. (see here). A special opportunity which I guess was entirely due to luck.
Bruce
Setting up and running a local charity, with a turnover of over 150k so far.
Giving my bone marrow to an anonymous recipient. (see here). A special opportunity which I guess was entirely due to luck.
Bruce
Posted on: 01 September 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Keepin a straight face watchin the Chief dancin the other eve !
Posted on: 02 September 2004 by Fisbey
Learning to spell correctly!
Fisbeysmokedwaytoomuchweedinthepastinnit.
Fisbeysmokedwaytoomuchweedinthepastinnit.
Posted on: 02 September 2004 by domfjbrown
quote:
Originally posted by FISBEY:
OK - giving up a (15 year) half ounce a week cannabis 'habit' nine years ago.
GUTTED! 15 years IS a long time though - I guess J's have a great personality
Hmm - being one of the youngest in the world (allegedly) to wear contact lenses, at 3 months.
Finishing a Uni course that I didn't fail, despite having only scraped a C at maths GCSE, and ~80% of the course being higher level A Level maths (lying bums-on-seats admission tutors - scumbags!).
Doing an A Level Art exam totally in biro (no kidding!).
__________________________
Don't wanna be cremated or buried in a grave
Just dump me in a plastic bag and leave me on the pavement
A tribute to your modern world, your great society
I'm just another victim of your highrise fantasy!
Posted on: 02 September 2004 by ErikL
Threesome.
With lesbians.
With lesbians.
Posted on: 02 September 2004 by ejl
I was going to tell about how I drank 5 pitchers of Shiner Bock in one night without puking, but after Ludwig's post I'm feeling a bit deflated.
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly
Ludwig
Bastard
Yours in utter jealously
Mike
Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.
Bastard
Yours in utter jealously
Mike
Spending money I don't have on things I don't need.
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by roger poll
Supporting Leicester City Football Club.
I know it's not much of an achievement, but it does take guts.
Roger
I know it's not much of an achievement, but it does take guts.
Roger
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Just this moment returned from a successfull job interview that was only organised two days ago, sign contract tuesday & start in a fortnight's time, so a bit of drinking to do in-between I reckon ? Happy & relieved, rahter than proud, bloody hot in a coolar and tie again though, ugh.
Graham George Von Taxpayer
Graham George Von Taxpayer
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by JonR
Congratulations Mr Ricketts.
May one ask what your forthcoming occupation will be?
Regards,
JonR
May one ask what your forthcoming occupation will be?
Regards,
JonR
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by ErikL
quote:
Originally posted by mike lacey:
Bastard
Yours in utter jealously
Don't be jealous. I was a novelty act, like Coco the clown at little Johnny's birthday party:
"Do something! Entertain us!"
"Okay, you can go home now. We're done."
Still, it looks dynamite on my cv.
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Joe Petrik
Ludwig,
Wow! Really. But I guess this pretty much disqualifies you from ever running sucessfully for office in the U.S. (If only you had the foresight to "do" two straight women, you might have had an outside chance as a Democrat.)
By the way, is this how the phrase "f*ing Commie" got coined? ;-)
Joe, whose only accomplishment is once having burped the entire alphabet with enough gas left over to say his name: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, ....W, X, Y, Z, Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe
Wow! Really. But I guess this pretty much disqualifies you from ever running sucessfully for office in the U.S. (If only you had the foresight to "do" two straight women, you might have had an outside chance as a Democrat.)
By the way, is this how the phrase "f*ing Commie" got coined? ;-)
Joe, whose only accomplishment is once having burped the entire alphabet with enough gas left over to say his name: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, ....W, X, Y, Z, Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by JonR
quote:
Originally posted by Joe Petrik:
Joe, whose only accomplishment is once having burped the entire alphabet with enough gas left over to say his name: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, ....W, X, Y, Z, Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe
Hmm...a rarely talent, indeed.
I hope you haven't been demonstrating it in front of your new baby - that could cost you later in life....
Regards,
JonR
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Mekon
I can match Joe's claim to fame, and I also invented the orange juice and milk drink. Other than that, I can put my four fingers down my throat and not gag. I can't get the thumb in, but you never can.
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Joe Petrik
Jon,
It appears that my "talent" is genetic. Without any prompting or instruction from me, Anna had no difficulty displaying her innate prowess in the burping and farting arts.
Well, to be honest, her first attempt at a fart wasn't *that* impressive. But before I could even utter, "Obi-Wan has taught you well... but you are not a Jedi yet," she let another rip that could have destroyed a small planet.
"Witness this, young Jedi: a fully armed and operational battle station!"
Joe
quote:
I hope you haven't been demonstrating it in front of your new baby - that could cost you later in life....
It appears that my "talent" is genetic. Without any prompting or instruction from me, Anna had no difficulty displaying her innate prowess in the burping and farting arts.
Well, to be honest, her first attempt at a fart wasn't *that* impressive. But before I could even utter, "Obi-Wan has taught you well... but you are not a Jedi yet," she let another rip that could have destroyed a small planet.
"Witness this, young Jedi: a fully armed and operational battle station!"
Joe
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by JonR
quote:
Originally posted by Joe Petrik:
It appears that my "talent" is genetic. Without any prompting or instruction from me, Anna had no difficulty displaying her innate prowess in the burping and farting arts.
Well, to be honest, her first attempt at a fart wasn't *that* impressive. But before I could even utter, "Obi-Wan has taught you well... but you are not a Jedi yet," she let another rip that could have destroyed a small planet.
"Witness this, young Jedi: a fully armed and operational battle station!"
HA HA HA HA HA....
And soon, before you know it, Anna will cross over to the Dark Side and then the world will scream in terror before the might of....
D A R T H P E T R I K
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by monkfish
Hi
Left school at 15 with no qualifications then had various jobs and joined the army.
Married and raised 4 kids then decided to go to college now have qualifications in electronics, computer hardware and software, multimedia computing, buisiness and I.T, microsoft certified professional and network administrator.
Not bad for a lazy sod like me.
Regards
Jim
Left school at 15 with no qualifications then had various jobs and joined the army.
Married and raised 4 kids then decided to go to college now have qualifications in electronics, computer hardware and software, multimedia computing, buisiness and I.T, microsoft certified professional and network administrator.
Not bad for a lazy sod like me.
Regards
Jim
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by bhazen
Went from being a tone-deaf amateur guitarist circa 1972 to touring the world and recording with some fairly well-known people ten years later...which also assisted me in having flings with women WAAAY above my station. Of course, the struggling macaroni & cheese years in-between stay off the record, as well as the ongoing middle-age-spread, balding years.
Posted on: 03 September 2004 by Martin D
Getting the cat video deleted by Adam