Andy Williams

Posted by: Rasher on 28 July 2004

If Andy Williams was a:
Drink: Gin & tonic with too much ice
Car: Jag XJS
Woman: Hilary Clinton
Boat: That little fishing boat you saw yesterday at dawn
Holiday: Butlins
TV programme: Parkinson
Coffee: Your best fresh black home roasted
Food: Shreddies
Time: 1977
Place: The wool shop that my mother used to go to
Film: Steve Martin's Three Amigos
Recognisable face but you don't know their name: Local newsagent
Shoes: Don't know
Chocolates: Milk Tray
Trousers: Something from M&S
Jumper: Something from M&S
Sandwich: Brie & cranberry
Paint: Crown matt emulsion (brilliant white)
Carpet: Something with a pattern
Pet: Zebra
Singer: Andy Williams
Kettle: Swan
Shop: Woolworths
Door handle: Cut glass round one
Water meter or not water meter: Not water meter
Underwear: Briefs
Wife: Probably quite an old one with white hair in curler type "hair-do"
Game: Bridge
Petrol or diesel: Petrol
Uniform: Nav(Lt.)
Beer: Bud Lite
Friends character: Phoebe
Rapper: Vanilla Ice
Kitchen: Dark oak

[This message was edited by Rasher on Thu 29 July 2004 at 0:04.]
Posted on: 28 July 2004 by MW
Dear Rasher

You accuse me of being pissed? You have to be on something stronger, unless being pissed means missing the point.
MW
Posted on: 28 July 2004 by Rasher
Kindred spirits?
Posted on: 28 July 2004 by Rasher
Building: The Grand Court at the British Museum
Cake: Carrot cake
Chair: Bauhaus style dining chair with leather covered seat
Magazine: OK!
Celebrity couple: Mick & Keef
Guitar: Tiger striped Les Paul (1960), not quite mint
Ice cream: Rum float with extra fresh cherries
Teacup or mug: Teacup & saucer
Band: Pearl Jam
Schoolteacher: Mr Burton (Maths)
Plant: Palm
State: Massachusetts
Coca Cola or Pepsi: Pepsi
Painter: David Hockney
Tree: Giant Redwood
Landscape: Open country with major city on horizon
Hat: Panama Jack
Cheese: Feta (eaten with fresh crusy bread & green olives)
Bean: Mange tout
Weather: Tropical heat but humid
Watch: Brietling
Jam: Raspberry
Sunglasses: D&G
Posted on: 03 August 2004 by quincy
Rasher

Why don't you patent this game?

AQD
Posted on: 03 August 2004 by quincy
If Quincy Dubois was a:

Drink:Bushmills
Woman:BB
Shoe:Stiletto
Railtrack:Rio Grande
Hardwood:Walnut
River:Colorado
Hill: Drumlin
Mountain: Donard
City:Paris

... to be continued
Posted on: 06 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
So let's take this one, "The Barber" was a great rival at the time I belive, no I don't I'm lying it's all untrue.


Fritz Von Lyinbilly Roll Eyes
Posted on: 07 August 2004 by Rasher
Sweet: Humbug