What is it with men's underwear these days???

Haven't you heard..men are becoming women and women are becoming men.
Even the knickers are gender confused.

Easiest option just go commando

Betty Swallocks?

Ludders -- it's summertime and boxers are in order.

cheers

Dan

I know - one has to force the front down, point Percy, paint the porcelain, then quickly get Percy re-situated before the elastic slaps back and catches P. with a nasty welt!

Just go to a store where old people go. You'll find you styles right there. All that's changed is you can't claim to be with it any longer. So what? No need to sign your posts "Christ" yet - though it's true, he'd totally given up on the kind of garment discussed.

I was sitting in a restaurant on saturday night when a girl I know crept up behind me and tried to give me a weggie. Of course it didn't work with boxers.
I couldn't wear anything but boxers now - I do like to dangle. Trouble is that they have this huge slit down the front, and I do wear them quite low - so sometimes its a bit breezy.

Aren't boxers much better for your sperm? I seem to remember that the little devils don't like it too hot, so a bit of breeze is a good thing.

Tim

I agree with Rasher on the boxer front. Dangling free's the best way to be for me.

However: last year someone bought me a pair of Versace pants. They're really tight but, I have to say, they don't half flatter your packet.

A worthwhile investment, especially if you're as poorly-endowed as me

Kevin (H2SO4: Glamtronica)

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Originally posted by Kevin-W:
Versace pants. They're really tight but, I have to say, they don't half flatter your packet.

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Doesn't it just look like someone stuffed an orange down there? At least with boxers in a situation that gets you the beginnings of a stiffy, you can wave it around a bit.

God help us all if someone decides to put up a photo thread along the lines of this one !

Definitely a "Source First" moment.......

I think I'll try a pair of the fancy pouchless breathable boxer-briefs. In all seriousness I'm not sure how I'll work with these in a public restroom setting. Talk about drama.

Any suggestions how I answer when my Sr VP barrels into the office restroom and seeing me with my khakis at my ankles asks "Ludwig, what the hell are you doing you silly little bastard?"

Jesus.

LTD,

Since you asked and for the record, here's the "Before" pic:

Wear a kilt and go commando.

The trouble with boxers is the dripping effect (or so "a friend" tells me). That's why you see all those blokes with what can only be described as wet patches.

Davie. In boxer briefs.

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Originally posted by Ludwig:

"Ludwig, what the hell are you doing you silly little bastard?"

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God help you next time you ask for a raise !!

"blokes with what can only be described as wet patches."

Not wishing to split hairs here but the patches to which you refer are, in fact 'piss patches', a feature of many a college drinking game when, at the chairmans discretion, if you were not sporting a piss patch you ran the risk of a groin full of Kronenbourg

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Originally posted by Bhoyo:
The trouble with boxers is the dripping effect (or so "a friend" tells me). That's why you see all those blokes with what can only be described as wet patches.

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I don't know why I'm adding this really - but here goes:
As age weakens the muscles that control the pissing process, it becomes more difficult to stop a final draining of the tubes if you wear boxers and it all hangs downwards - not a problem when hugged up close in briefs. To remedy this, when finishing peeing, have a finger under the back of your balls and just lift slightly to drain those tubes behind. If you have your knob pointing downwards and just drop your balls off your finger, the last few drops will drain out. You need to have your fly unbuttoned to the bottom though - it won't work if you are half unbuttoned and are bunched up over the opening. No-one will notice you doing it as it just becomes part of the final shake - it doesn't look unusual.

How does one describe a Scouser that's spilt his breakfast cereal down his lap ?

"Malted Shreddies"

Fritz Von Myunclewenttoschoolwithourpaul

I can't understand how anyone could put up with boxers. It would be as bad as trying to sleep on a bed with terribly wrinkled sheets. My preference is the bikini brief (see lovely attached pic). As to managing the deed at a urinal, I prefer going through the leg hole, as it doesn't force me to defy gravity.

-=> Mike Hanson <=-

Mike,

Surely that is style of underwear only worn by pimps, gay porn stars and male strippers?

Mattthew

If boxers are rumpled sheets, then briefs must be like trying to sleep in a pillowcase.

How can you spend the whole day with your balls squished against your body and your penis compressed in an arc around the top of your thigh? It ain't natural, man.

You put the family jewels into a nice roomy display case, you don't stuff them into an old sock.

Pants

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This thread could soon be inwestigated by the serious Pants Squad ?


Anon

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
This thread could soon be inwestigated by the serious Pants Squad ?


Anon

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Fritz Von Unterhosen