What is it with men's underwear these days???
Posted by: ErikL on 18 July 2004
Today I went shopping for some new underwear to replace all of mine that have worn to the point of being nothing more than elastic waist bands with tags.
I was surprised to find that all the racy paper-thin fashionable man-slut undies don't have a fly/pouch for when you drain the weasel.
What's the dealy? Are you supposed to enter a public restroom, belly up to a urinal, and drop your pants to your ankles in front of other men, just to take a piss?
Christ.
Posted on: 21 July 2004 by Mike Hanson
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Originally posted by Bubblechild:
How can you spend the whole day with your balls squished against your body and your penis compressed in an arc around the top of your thigh? It ain't natural, man.
I prefer to have my equipment hugged gently against my body, and not jostling around between my thighs.
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You put the family jewels into a nice roomy display case, you don't stuff them into an old sock.
I prefer a custom-fitted display case to a cavernous shroud of mystery.
Guys who were big, floppy underwear (boxers or oversized "briefs") are just compensating for their feelings of inadequacy.
-=> Mike Hanson <=-
Posted on: 21 July 2004 by ErikL
I've now joined the Jockey family and oh what fun it is. These super whicking, thin jobbies are great. But I do feel like a little man-whore.
They really do feel like next to nothing, but I'm afraid in the worst drought the slightest breeze will cause my soldier to stand at attention.
PS- Where did Jo run off to all of a sudden?
Posted on: 21 July 2004 by ErikL
PPS- Okay I realize that I was anti-pouchless undies just days ago but the temptation of breathable snug dealys was far too great.
Posted on: 22 July 2004 by Rasher
How long before they go baggy?
Posted on: 22 July 2004 by BigH47
I have to wear jockeys otherwise I get arrested when going out in shorts.
Howard
Posted on: 22 July 2004 by Bhoyo
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Originally posted by Rasher:
...To remedy this, when finishing peeing, have a finger under the back of your balls and just lift slightly to drain those tubes behind...
Dr. Rasher:
My, er, friend says this method does appear to help. However... He warns that the drainage can take a few seconds, and cautions (from damp experience) against stowing away equipment until one is quite certain the process is complete.
Davie
Posted on: 23 July 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Whils't still in love I often enjoyed wearing my wife's underwear throughout the day, but as we slowly grew apart both mentally & physically I stopped the practice. After our divorce I did save the IRC's day thougjh, as half a dozen pairs of her bloomers sufficed in making some two hundred and fifty emergency tents for homeless refugees on the West bank.
Fritz Von Gussetts
Posted on: 23 July 2004 by Rasher
Davie - yes true. Just have to take your time.
Dr Rasher doesn't sound right does it!
(I've noticed a new member here has nicked my name)
Posted on: 23 July 2004 by Rasher
Posted on: 27 July 2004 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
This thread could soon be inwestigated by the serious Pants Squad ?
Anon
Fritz Von Unterhosen
This seemed somehow appropiate ?
http://www.thechapmagazine.com/Fritz Van Der Keks (Biscuits auf Deutsche !!!)
