Great News From Benfleet Fred (Berlin)

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
I could sit here posting links to stuff like this all day. I will back down from nothing. I await your quotes and evidence.

Do you think that's wise Sir?


Cheers,



Fritz Von Our Adam would have a fit Our Acad & He says he has enough problems at it is, though I can't think what John can you?

Fritz von etc. Contrary to some opinion you will find that certain people were not sacked for certain public comments they made on this ere forum but rather they were sacked for certain 'immoderate' comments they made in a private email to a certain person in authority and if the first certain person is sacked again he could hardly care less, he does have a life after all.

Acad pushing his luck and orf for a few zzzzz in me gonk bag and hammock.

Intrigueing stuff indeed Our Acad!


Cheers,



Fritz Von Yer mean somebody actually went telling tales & porkies to teacher then?



What next eh? No Character or spunk some if these folk I reckon*

Well that's my paperwork finally finished! if in doubt copy it twice and bung it in anyway, if only I was a highly trained legal mind like Our Deano the Judge, innit*

At least it beats admitting to a Gay Relationship I suppose, especially in Homophobic� Poland:

Fritz Von I see the News of the Screws is pushing the line that the Suffolk 'Accused Chappy' could well be innocent then? let's just hope he doesn't have an accident inside, eh Chaps!


I wonder if Our Andy had a nice time then in New Amsterdam? Our Mick's probably still fretting over the train price hikes, being such a regular on the old 07:41 and all?


I ain't sayin nuffink though, you know me, YAWN�

I was shocked & stunned when recently watching coverage of the Hajj Pilgrimage in Saudi when they all circle that big cube thingy that looks like the Borg Mothership and chuck rocks at it, cos amongs't the throbbing crowd in what is essentially Islams most Holy place were many many Ladies and not one of them that I could see at least, had a full face covering on, How Strange I thought, I wonder if Our Jack knows?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by Don Atkinson:
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You have deliberately missed the point, yet again. Let me patiently assist.....

I am sorry Don, I may have misunderstood you. Let me make this clear, I do not believe I have ever said that I though US aid was given for the sole purpose of bombing children or shooting women in the back but I do say that the aid is given in the sure knowledge that the aid is used for such purposes AND OTHERS EQUALLY HEINOUS. I hope this clears up the confusion.

Just a Minute Chaps!

Sounds like Obsessive Repetition to me I'm afraid Acad me old hammock swinger*


Cheers,



Fritz Von But what do I know anyway?

D'yer reckon they'll let me join if I tell them I'm hopeful of getting a new job soon Chaps?

Fritz Von Ten minutes walk from here, it's just opened with a nice New Crossy-thingy on the top, strangely enough the local Cops etc, wouldn't let them close the road off for their opening party, poor lambs!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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[QUOTE] Sounds like Obsessive Repetition to me I'm afraid Acad me old hammock swinger*

Fritz von

Sometimes repetition (but not obsessive repetition)is the best, indeed only, way to educate some chops. I live in hope Don will see the light. I enjoy his post on hifi as he obviously knows what he is talking about and he is often quite entertaining too. No doubt he is a decent enough chop.

Acad von where is our Mick when we need some common sense to prevail?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
D'yer reckon they'll let me join if I tell them I'm hopeful of getting a new job soon Chaps?

It had better be a very well paid job Fritz

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
D'yer reckon they'll let me join if I tell them I'm hopeful of getting a new job soon Chaps?

It had better be a very well paid job Fritz

But Surely God is love Our Acad?


Cheers,



Fritz Von Throw those traders out John!

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Originally posted by scottyhammer:
would rather sit and watch her than the donkey that is harewood !!

I'm pretty certain that if you said that to his face me old China, he'd knock yer block off. Perhaps your choice of descriptive words is rather unwise given that I'd be very surprised if you yourself are black, and that if that line was published in any British er, Rag, the Editor would be up afore the Beak in no time. He can be a pain in the arse at times it's true, but that particular description (especially in the US) would I'm sure be totally classed as Racist and cause all sorts of shit if officially aired John.


Cheers,



Fritz Von I'm sure you didn't mean it in that way, but nethertheless I feel the point must be raised, innit*

Now if you refer to the present British Government as a bunch of Fucking Donkeys, then yer talking Son.


P.S. I see ex-Educashun Sec Woof Kelly has sent her kid (one of em, she's got loads apparently?
to an approved Public school.

Now that's how to get quickly approved, innit*

N.B. There's talk that Parry's gonna sell his brain to clear his debt problem with the taxman?

Has Brown had a Personality Bypass then?

I've heard that they collect rubbish as often as once a month these days Chaps, great improvement, innit? Jack the ripper Tales, The Plague Comimg back, London Pea Soupers, and Browns Schooldays as orrible as ever.


Luvvly Jubbly* & Winder Tay O'course:

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Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
It has made no detectable difference to our electricity bill, (but I do have two daughters who run the washing machine 24/7 for single pairs of knickers).

Our Mick'll be proud of you Squire, and moanin on your income too*


Cheers,



Fritz Von I see Burke & Haire are making a nice comeback then!

Listened to them 'Live' last night in the Studio, innit* Now they'll be selling lot's of little girls bedroom wall posters in the not too distant future I reckon John:


Quite Good I think*

You know how Chavs and extremely obese thicky people who shop in Aldi are resonsible for far more CO² emissions in the UK than fit, well-spoken Chaps & Families with large bank balances?


Fritz Von Stop it right Now Fritz! How could you even think such a thing?



Good Gwief!

I always thought that Watford was nice Chaps!


Where exactly is it then?

"Great News From BF" And there's me thinking I'd resigned from the Padded Cell Our Adam!


Cheers,


Fritz Von Can't Win em all I suppose eh! though it could've well been Ben Frankin or even Bobby Fisher too as well innit John?



Or possibly Benfleet Fred*


Not to mention a Bleedin Foreigner*

Or Bloody Fool*
Bobby Ferguson,
Badgering Ferret,
Bonnie Faggot,
Brian Ferry,
Billy Fartpants,

Maybe it's er, Lady?


How d'yer piss off a French/British/ German, Polish American/Russian,etc,etc, Jew?

Give em a hard time over Irsaeli foreign policy and the IDF!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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N.B. There's talk that Parry's gonna sell his brain to clear his debt problem with the taxman?

'For sale one brain. Unused.'

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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N.B. There's talk that Parry's gonna sell his brain to clear his debt problem with the taxman?

'For sale one brain. Unused.'

He only owes them 17/6d Our Acad, so he should well get some change too, or it'll be probably boulstered up with Green Shield Stamps too John!


Cheers,


Barthelona Franco*

Great News from the Battle Front: Talking of the Power of Nightmares Our Acad, I wonder which Mickey Mouse Private PFI Firm's Gonna Blame the Prison Service & Poor Old Dr John this time then?

Fritz Von What a Bleedin Bad Dream gone wrong (Again)*



Pass the Buck or talk about something else far more important like poxy fox hunting or pleasant pheasants, innit*


Talking of Old Bores Parry's quiet innee, must be dosh involved*

Fritz von whatever happened to green shield stamps and whatever happened to Parry? Although he said his New Years resolution was staying away from internet fora - and he is well know for his discipline (he loves it)- I suspect he will return with some excuse such as 'his duty to shame' you into getting a job or some such tosh. I have £5 on it.

I had the pleasure of listening to the second of a trilogy of Drama/Documentaries on the WS last night in bed. The main theme is 'what constitutes and makes people into hero's?' last night's offering covered the Spanish Civil War and the British etc, etc (and German) International Brigades of individual souls that faught there voluntarily against that prize "unqualified as an Officer even" Wanker� Franco and his Fascist (Including Mosely lest we forget) friends, You can naturally listen to it yourself too, whenever you feel the urge to find it, innit*


Cheers,


I loved the story of one Battersea Lad (later Lance Jack like Our very own Hero Partly-Manly) who when finally getting totally unceremoniously re-patriated to the UK after prison etc in 1938, got a bill from the British Government for �2.14/6d for costs (I wonder if he got it back after WWII then, starting just a few months later,. Our Mick'd know I expect?
Not that any Tories were there you understand*


Fritz Von Miss Jean Brodie was another story entirely though, as brilliant as she was, lest Reid and his Phoney Cronies forget*

Cor! It's well lucky that Ingerland's not gonna entirely rely on Russian Gas in the future then, innit Chaps!


Fritz Von Did you know that natural gas cannot be smelt*


Goodnight*



Except when Our Billy's about that is o'course.


When Britain joined the War in 1939 to combat widespread anti-Semitism across Europe d'yer reckon they knew what was coming?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by Kevin-W:
Almost completed that brief barrel of laughs that is "A Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovitch" by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

Thank goodness it wasn't a week!

K

Not 'arf. I read that book 33 years ago and the memory of it is still vivid.

"One day in the life***** Even! Nice to get the title right at least innit Chaps, considering the lengths he went to write it for us! wether you think I'm über-pedantic or not, I give not a jot*

Fritz me old mucker… I’ve just received this in an email and thought it quite worthy of posting.

So here it is…Have you ever heard the story of Emperor Norton?
It’s one of those bizarre little curiosities of American history; this here San Franciscan chap (distant relative of our Mick no doubt?) declared himself Emperor of the United States in 1859 and found that many of the inhabitants of San Francisco accepted him as such. He never achieved any real political power in his lifetime, but made himself a nice living as the Emperor, eating for free in the city’s best restaurants (to whom he granted an Imperial seal of approval), getting balcony seats at the theatre and opera, and being saluted by the city’s police officers while walking around the city, inspecting its infrastructure and stuff.

Beano http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

Blair's farewell Autobiography & Legacy Twister (written under licence by A.Campbel Esq. KBE Barred) soon to be available at all Tesco's and Sainsbury's (Not Harrods) priced at a comfortable £ 235.07 a brace, will be called (going by a new leak in the pipe at number 11, sorry number 10)*

'People's Smiley'


You read it here first,



Bon Thingy Chaps, as Our Cherie would say*


P.S. Nice one Our Beano, he cannie have been too bad being born in London eh?


Did I already mention that the WWW will totally crash worldwide in the next 48 hours? it will be blamed on Iran, but in reality it will be Qatar's doing Wunnit!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
"Great News From BF" And there's me thinking I'd resigned from the Padded Cell Our Adam!

Good to be back and find you on typical form.

Usual forum etiquette requires an absence of personal abuse. You and Mr Parry share an opinion of each other - feel free to take this as a given.

Points deducted for repetition, deviation - but probably not hesitation.