Great News From Benfleet Fred (Berlin)

Emperor Norton (His Imperial majesty no less)Good work if you can get it. Someone should make a movie. I am adding him to my list of personal heroes. Well done Beano.

I personally own a lovely 40 odd year old Dutch Bike that's sitting here right behind me*


Fritz Von Much nicer than those silly postman bikes with gears (not that they deliver anything substantial these days anyway, innit*



I don't think they have any mountains in Hilland though?

quote:

Originally posted by scottyhammer:
yeah and im hes biggest knocker!! bloody donkey

Great to see that you find it funny then, no surprises there I feel Son.


Try reading "A return of the Native" By Hardy, it's most enlightening.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by scottyhammer:
would rather sit and watch her than the donkey that is harewood !!

I'm pretty certain that if you said that to his face me old China, he'd knock yer block off. Perhaps your choice of descriptive words is rather unwise given that I'd be very surprised if you yourself are black, and that if that line was published in any British er, Rag, the Editor would be up afore the Beak in no time. He can be a pain in the arse at times it's true, but that particular description (especially in the US) would I'm sure be totally classed as Racist and cause all sorts of shit if officially aired John.


Cheers,



Fritz Von I'm sure you didn't mean it in that way, but nethertheless I feel the point must be raised, innit*

Seems I was wrong then!

Shake Djibouti

Apparently German Special Forces 'GSG9' were in Iraq 6 months before the first Gulf War even started, though as Policemen they don't count as Military personell, innit*



Fritz Von I wonder if Our Acad knows this as a fact too then?

Their Military of course are now spending their 7th successive year in Afghanistan, if any HM Gutter Press er, Readers are interested at all at all?*


Pity about the Chap in Belfast I thought though Wunnit, so young and all!

Ervine despite his past, had the vision of peace in sight, and instrumental in leading them away from violence too!

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I see American war planes have been busy attacking Southern Somalia.

Beano

But will they be playing Frank Zappa Albums on Local AFN though Our Beano?

Cheers,

Fritz Von Who would have thought it eh?

quote:

Originally posted by J.N.:
Interestingly, I saw a news item yesterday stating that having milk in tea (as us Brits traditionally like it) negates the healthy aspects of black or green tea.

John.

Tea buggers up lemons too Dave, which as I'm sure you know have 7 times more vitamin C in them than limes do.

Cheers,


Fritz Von I expect that's why Nelson didn't want to be called a Lemoney then, innit!


Russians & Poles like butter in theirs*

I am honoured Our Adam that you not only changed the title of this thread once, but twice*


Cheers,


Fritz Von A New Record I do believe?

You know what John? In contrast to Our Fredders and Mesen, I'm in doubt (de Nile even) that Mr Parry actually exists in the real world as we knows it?

It's a really, really little private world that only has windows in the right places. Talking of which, looking forward to a nice toff wedding then?

quote:

Originally posted by Rasher:
It's a really, really little private world that only has windows in the right places. Talking of which, looking forward to a nice toff wedding then?

I've literally minutes ago just personally been invited to a Scousers funeral bash on thursday afternoon Rasher me old slice, but as it unfortunately exactly coincides with a legal appointment of which I can't change, I'll not be present.


Fritz Von I do like a nice funeral as a rule, but watching the occassional Chap voluntarily throwing away his freedom to the wind does come a close second, and there's the wine & port too naturally to dull it all down.


I reckon I could nicely tan that wee collection over a weekend shown on the wine thread given a bit of cheese & crackers to-boot*


Good for starters, though I have actually started so I'll finish.


Let's just hope that the new Hammers Owner thinks the same way eh!

Tomorrow's PMQ's will robustly sort it out though I expect Chaps, then it'll nearly be Spring Recess time again Wunnit*


Fritz Von I wonder how many intrinsically super valuable parliamentary hours they can waste on totally irellevant Bullshit along with Rupert's helping hand this year then?

quote:

Originally posted by Kevin-W:
It's incredibly expensive though - $600 for the 8GB model. Won't be in Europe until the end of the year.

Pity you can't ring er, Europe or vice versa with it then, innit*

Cheers,


Fritz Von Wotta loada Bollocks²*



Useless Pretty Toys, nuffink else*

Just had it on good authority Chaps (non sales oriented unlike 99% of what goes on here seemingly, wether openly or subliminally) that the above mentioned new Apple in Yankeeland, can't even cover the whole of (and many populated parts of Yankeeland itself either).

Fritz Von I simply fail to see the attraction of such a device Chops*



Goodnight, Happy Marketing*

The Gunners were lucky then Chaps!


Fritz Von I always thought that 'Descriptor' was a Yankee word, ie if used in an English composition as being an English word, it would be incorrect?


You know me!


I love Scousers*

When I recently quoted that geezer as saying that the only thing all major religions have found as common ground over thousands of years was their mutual distaste and fear of Homosexuality (which does seem quite sound actually Dunnit?) the Law of God being either an Ass or a Donkey whichever way you choose to interpretate it as, and on whatever day of the week takes yer fancy like. Well Intelligent Design would also suggest that God deliberately makes 15 odd% of Humanity Homosexual to retain a reasonable level of population, which does actually seem quite logical really Captain,. doesn't it?



Fritz Von Without these hatred filled man-written books of whatever persuation, there simply would be no argument now would there Chaps?


Who you Lookin at?

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Aah that'll explain it then Chaps, he's still stuck on the Old Swindle Town Express, innee*

Regards,


Fritz Von Er Pardon Me Sir is that the thingy thing you Chew Chew?

I'm really glad that I don't just pick a set subject for this forum (usually supposedly technical?) then continuously repeat myself disguised as other people, it must be so horrendously boring Chaps, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Jagster:
Ahh, now we're talking. Definitely my favourite type of tea! Mine's a Sneck Lifter if you're offering

Sir! Are you perchance related to Jeepster?


Cheers,



Fritz Von Then we- ad a cuppa tea, and still were gettin nowhere ***, so then we ad- anuvver cup ov tea,- and then we went ome, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Rasher:
A few years ago I noticed an increase in nutters walking the streets talking to themselves. It was later that I was introduced to Bluetooth headsets myself.

You sure they weren't pre-Radio Head Coppers on the beat alone John?


Cheers,


Fritz Von Give a lickle Whistle*

Yes! I think Our Jack as the New PM (Debating Career started in Deepest Essex actually in 59, A Great Year) and Beckham as the New Hammers Captain, Yes that'll do Very Nicely for England / Britain I feel Chaps*

Wouldn't Hert a Fly Wack, I trained em Mesen, Honnist*

I see that Ipswich doesn't exist anymore then?


I'm still well bloody curious to what that Manc Family scum (Arsonist morons) are gonna get?


We should be told! (them too naturally).

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by Jagster:
Ahh, now we're talking. Definitely my favourite type of tea! Mine's a Sneck Lifter if you're offering

Sir! Are you perchance related to Jeepster?


Cheers,



Fritz Von Then we- ad a cuppa tea, and still were gettin nowhere ***, so then we ad- anuvver cup ov tea,- and then we went ome, innit*

Sorry Fritz, no relation. I take it they were partial to some of Cumbria's finest then?

No John! Actually the Jeepster to who'm I referred was rather groovily mentioned in an even more rather ancient melody by a certain Mr Marc Bolan of no fixed abode.

Cheers,


Fritz Von I'm quite partial to a snippet or ten of Kendal Mintcake to dip in my sweet creamy Rosie though.


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I see American war planes have been busy attacking Southern Somalia.

Beano ____________________________________



That's Texan Navigators for you, it should have been Norf Quatamala Dave!


N.B. I think the cup opv tea song was origially sung by Bernard Crippen?

I think you mean Bernard Cribbins. Right said Fred lets ave a cup of tea..."There was I, diggin' this hole, hole in the ground, so big and sorta round .... " It ends with " ... it ain't there now, the ground's all flat - and beneath it is the bloke with the bowler hat"

I don't know anymore, before my time, one of the older chaps will know it?

Beano, they might of even played it on AFN!

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Originally posted by Beano:
I think you mean Bernard Cribbins. Right said Fred lets ave a cup of tea..."There was I, diggin' this hole, hole in the ground, so big and sorta round .... " It ends with " ... it ain't there now, the ground's all flat - and beneath it is the bloke with the bowler hat"

I don't know anymore, before my time, one of the older chaps will know it?

Beano, they might of even played it on AFN!

That's the Fellow! I knew he was a Doctor of some sort Dave.


Cheers,



Fritz Von Reminds me of Our Fredders for some inexplicable reason?



Dr.Vet St Bernard, Dr Bernados, Dr Cribben, Yeah that's him, though I can't imagine Hendrix covering it somehow on AFN, can you John?



It'd be far too fast, especially wearing a Dunn & Co*