Great News From Benfleet Fred (Berlin)

Monet's I'd guess, and it's well over the top for my taste!

Beano

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Monet's I'd guess, and it's well over the top for my taste!

Beano

Close John! it's actually the working space of Mrs Mick no less!


Cheers,



Fritz Von And Our Adam did the Tilin on his half day off*

Ok, in that case I'll change it to Money's then.

It looks like Delph-ware (spelling) style tiling?

Beano

Parry's Doctor had perfected the art of keeping a straight face

I hear that Syphillis is greatly on the rise in your area at the mo Acad me old phython washer*


Fritz Von Umbrella Men in Stereo!

Good Old Swindon, though Blair in Plymouth earlier was pretty funny too:

An Old Fave of Mine:



Goodnight Chips*

Good Heavens!

I am so shy I would need to be very unwell to face a doctor like that! Must remember not to catch anything horrible, however unlikely that seems!

ATB from Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Good Heavens!

I am so shy I would need to be very unwell to face a doctor like that! Must remember not to catch anything horrible, however unlikely that seems!

ATB from Fredrik

You could always do it wearing a blindfold Our Fredders! I trust that your chill is getting better it being Friday evening and the weekend and all? I've also had an absolutely horrendous day with people messing me around and wasting a lot of my valuable time when I should have been somewhere else (Normally such gross amateurish incompetence would have cost them financially) as it does with us in the real world, anyway it's over now and tomorrow is a new day innit, where my nervres will hopefully be somewhat replenished.



Cheers,



Fritz Von I recall my ex Maths teacher buying the first ever Sinclair Cambridge calculator (£300+ ish if I recall) though I didn't know that Casio had beaten them to it in 1973?


What one does learn on this forum*



That's the jobbie from 1972 (I recall the whole school wanting to see it) mind you it's only a pocket thingy though.

I still use daily my old Tex Instruments basic thingy which is a good 30 years old too*


People'll be talking about bloody music on here next?


Rocky 8 looks good dunnit Chaps!

Dear Fritz,

I am slightly better today, but cancelled my usual Saturday night drink earlier. I hope I am fully back to the job by Monday...

I have a theory about people who waste other's time. They are effectively only in a degree less terrible than murderers. We all have a finite span, though we don't know the end till it comes. But the point is that time wasted is lost, life lost never to be caught up with again, and time wasted by others is some life stolen by them as a murderer steals the whole of the rest of a life. Do you see my drift? I have no patience with time wasters. I have been known to get quite vexed by it.

Kindest regards from Fredrik.

PS: I wonder if that doctor ever had an eyeful?

We're seemingly destined to remain forever as Time Peasants Our Fredders, never to reach the Upper House to excercise our real talents and show others the True way forward for Humanity, innit!


Regards,

Saw this recently for the first time, good little movie*



Fritz Von No illussions of Grandeur just sad recognition*


I wonder if Acad's ever watched a Mike Leigh filum? (he could learn something Chaps, Oh Yes)

quote:

Originally posted by Roy T:
Looks like an automatic spell checker with Firefox/2.0.0.1 , must have arrived a couple of days along with the latest security patch.

Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.1) Gecko/20060601 Firefox/2.0.0.1 (Ubuntu-edgy)

Perhaps an automatic thought checker on here might not be a bad idea too Chaps all things being as equal as they obviously are!


Cheers,



Fritz Von Good Gwief*


Surely 'spelling checker' is English, or is it just for magicians & grand wizards?

Fritz's Comet Time methinks.

World Domination is Looming Chaps:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

I wonder if Acad's ever watched a Mike Leigh filum? (he could learn something Chaps, Oh Yes)

I refer the hon. gentleman to the answer I gave him the first time he asked this question.

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz's Comet Time methinks.

World Domination is Looming Chaps:

They are everywhere, they are...aaarrgghghhhhhh

quote:

Originally posted by acad tsunami:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

I wonder if Acad's ever watched a Mike Leigh filum? (he could learn something Chaps, Oh Yes)

I refer the hon. gentleman to the answer I gave him the first time he asked this question.

I really must get some more walnuts in Our Acad, I could have sworn I said Ken Loach John the last time?


Ah Well,



Fritz Von AHL forever eh!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

Fritz von I stand corrected.

Acad von RCB rules

Besides Tony Blair's Basic Pension of £90,000 soon to be drawn, his only other main source of income will be from the lecture circuit. Yesterday without stating the obvious; this was tried on a tied (rent-a-crowd audience aboard a Royal Navy Ship) to great applause (paid for by the taxpayer I may add, if you care to actually think about it for a second Chaps, & did you see Our Mick in the front row there, I did?). What with Our Cherie's Matrix dosh (unproportionally gleaned from public legal aid (soon to be drastically cut across the board, but that'll not worry anybody here I tally, except lawyers naturally) and her pension as a Judge too of course, should pay the mortgage on their silly little flat in London finally, innit*



Cheers,



Fritz Von As per always you get what you don't vote for Chaps*

Whils't just watching Gordon Broon being quizzed by a so-called Live audience (when the mike finally gets to them that is?) which is happening while I type (NOW THIS MINUTE), I can only say Gawd Help The Lot Of You Chaps²


Fritz Von The man's living in a Golden Age of Socialism that never existed in the UK*

Although it's quite true that David Cameron would make a better future Labour Prime Minister than any of them, this kind of debate (mentioned above) is doing the Country and Labour's Street Cred absolutely no favours whatso'ever in my view and I'd fire the Consultants/Spin morons asap personally. Cameron is a total waste of space, though maybe good in the future Decade to come for the Tories. They should have an immediate vote on Leadership (join a party if yopu want to change the leadership Chaps, or indeed found a new credible one, but don't constantly whinge, this is where Our Mick & I are truly one) as will the New Labs and take it from there, remember the British Public must like them first! Ming (my chosen party by the way) is doing a fine job as Leader, and will do so for some years to come I feel whil'st slowly honing other leutenants to his eventual call. If I were a paid- up member of that party (which I could actually be?) even though without a vote, I'm sure I'd be more liberal with my posts on here (in my own name you remember)(they'd probably chuck me out). I'm the first man to joke about this and that and be accused of endless Gross Cynicism� (as you do) "But Seriously Folks", and this is serious, Britain must change it's course very very soon*

Nobody in their right minds begrudges massive 'Public' investment in the NHS, Schools-Adult Education, Affordable Social Housing, MOD, Clean environment.locally managed, Kingston. UT has always been cleaner than East Ham, innit).

People do begrudge unfair allotting of mega contracts (without being legally tendered out) to the same old failing firms, instead of fair playing field business practice as is the way in Capitalism pure. PFI is a Tory invention, but was only midly used by them for obvious reasons, Labout has turned the ante- 30% of which all Public money is wasted to the wind (for the next 30 Years+, if not bought back in-between if you get my drift?) Councillors should be elected by the local people not implimented by Central Government as they are now in many places today (better none than stooges, NI has proved they are not needed for the last year or so) , contradicting British hard faught for Democratic values to the core (Apathy is no excuse). Social responsibility from Parents onwards, Social programmes paid by Government to give teenagers experience in Social Contact (not cheap labour) but a way of earning either credits for future Job & OR Educational/Living costs*



Free Education/proper C&G training (FULL 3 YEAR TOP QUALITY) apprenticeships (not just for 17 years olds, but for 30+ year olds too) across the board for those who want and can prove to work (not just the talented layabouts who change subjects half way through to get a few more years on the scrounge), debts never to be repaid,(Our Mick is speechless).

P.S. And finally, A realistic legal framework for both business and private bankrupcy time-periods* (My fave).


G'Day Chaps.



Fritz Has Spoken*


All TV's & Game Computers/Mobiles to be banned for the under 21's. (over 18's who have a C or above in English GCSE O Level), innit*

i FiNK mE sPElL cheeckers Is BusterD

quote:

Originally posted by BigH47:
I thimk is't ont woking.

I nearly spilled my tea all over the keyboard John!

Surrey*

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

I am slightly better today, but cancelled my usual Saturday night drink earlier. I hope I am fully back to the job by Monday...

I have a theory about people who waste other's time. They are effectively only in a degree less terrible than murderers. We all have a finite span, though we don't know the end till it comes. But the point is that time wasted is lost, life lost never to be caught up with again, and time wasted by others is some life stolen by them as a murderer steals the whole of the rest of a life. Do you see my drift? I have no patience with time wasters. I have been known to get quite vexed by it.

Kindest regards from Fredrik.

PS: I wonder if that doctor ever had an eyeful?

Firstly; I'm glad you're feeling better Our Fredders, (Which I forgot to mention yesterday by the way), and hopefully you can indeed today once again cancel yesterday's cancellation of a night on the Old Polish Pop (or Bank's) especially to celebrate celibate Polish Arch Bishops. I agree about time wasting, which is indeed a big bug bear of mine too. I refer ONLY to other people wasting my own time for the sheer sake of it, what & how I manage my OWN time, and however other's deem it to percieve how I actually manage my OWN time is neither here nor there (unless we have a mutual financial or otherwise interest of some kind, where 'earned' RESPECT comes into play on both sides) unlike this forum for instance



Well Done Our Adam*



I get your point Sir*