What first attracted you to the billionaire Donald Trump?

definitely wasn't the money.....

must be the wig..

Paulo

Is that a wig?

Isn't she a tad overinflated?

Of course you laugh, but not many people in the public eye can manage the feat of being both boring and rupulsive at the same time, and he does it all with such a rare style and grace, don't you think ?

I didn't realise you knew her so well.