True Truths 5¼

And you're not a chap to do anything by halves, are you Fritz? It's a quarter or nothing.

Ja'wohl meine Herr, innit

Besides who's ever heard of being hung drawn and halved? i Is just watching the Matchplay darts from Purfleet, Essex, plenty of Our Micks down there i can tell you, Oh Yes

Isn't is hung, drawn and 0.25ed these days?

Very superstituous

Quite possibly old bean! but I'm still rather confused by how it can be hung before being drawn?



Modern Art I expect !!!

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Originally posted by mtuttleb:
Very superstituous


Who! Stevie Wonder, or Harry Potter, Johannes?

Now we're all getting a'breast of things, innit

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Quite possibly old bean! but I'm still rather confused by how it can be hung before being drawn?



Modern Art I expect !!!

The victims were hung but not to the point of death apparently.

It's certainly not conceptual art - where the idea is more important than the, er... execution of the, er...piece.

Now Dare's A Ting ! Just came in on the wire, good I thought, innit

How can one be a wictim of Modern Art then?



Balderpabbledash³, innit

Did TT5 die a death because Big Jock Knew ?

Or has Fritz discovered what he knew ?

Is Jock the same as Jock Strap?

No.

I thought better of you Deane.

If you know what Big Jock knew ...........

'I cannie say too much on this stage' except:-

Deep in forest
A little flower grew
It grew and it grew
But nobody knew !

Except Big Jock that is ! innit:


Bon Soir, as the Spanish say

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Who! Stevie Wonder, or Harry Potter, Johannes?

Now we're all getting a'breast of things, innit

Well

It ain't Adrian Mole issit

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Originally posted by long-time-dead:
No.

I thought better of you Deane.

Apologies for my flippancy, LTD.

Apparently now that Dubya can pronounce Pervez's name proper like and they're big old Buddies now an'all, he's flying over an Astrodome to New Dehli to help'm out after Stan hit?

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GOODNEET:

Is the astrodome tickets-only or a free-for-all?

Is Phritz a fracture of his former self?

Should we be told?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
'I cannie say too much on this stage' except:-

Deep in forest
A little flower grew
It grew and it grew
But nobody knew !

Except Big Jock that is ! innit:

Yer arse !

Well this has got of to a flying start, and I don't understand a word of it! Keep up the good work, and eventually I'll catch up...
[Actually, probably not].
Fredrik

Fredrik

If you knew what Big Jock knew and Fritz didnae know, you'd know.

And if YOU knew .........

Is ignorance bliss? Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik H:
Is ignorance bliss? Fredrik

If you knew what Big Jock knew and both you and Fritz don't know, you might wish that you hadn't said that.

Big Jock knew and played the ignorant card.

Help! I am out of my depth here!!!!! Do I need to know this, or am I better off in ignorance? Fred