True Truths 5¼

Never mind PMQ's is back tommorow, innit

Chappilly borrowed from Lord Gnome's Tasty Pamphlet naturally:

"Where am I gonna go? It's only Midday, and my local doesn't open for another four hours!"


Is Booze a real word?

Top Dogs

I fear Our Jewemy C's popularity ratings are slacking somewhat! what with yet another 'mid' -life crisis looming, as well as getting custard pied in the boat-race at Oxford recently (mentioned by me on here incidently, met with the usual silence), so I wonder when this unfriendly fire actually occurred (I suspect it's old news re-hashed?) innit:

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as well as getting custard pied in the boat-race at Oxford recently

Is this the same incident as when he was receiving his honourary degree, or has it happened more than once? No doubt he'll take it on the chin regardless.

Believe me; I am actually a Clarkson fan

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Originally posted by bluegirl:
A friend of mine who is almost 8 months pregnant and works as a manager of a convenience store has had her life made hell by the c**t of a boss she works for.

During her pregnancy she has found out that he wants her out as doesn't want a manager working who has a child. The shop opens from 6am to 11pm 7 days a week. She has worked 9-5 mon - fri for the past few years now, but has been told that when she comes back she will have to work early and late shifts and every weekend, as he intends to 'Make her life hell' so that she'll leave.

This has resulted in her being hospitalised due to work related stress. She has worked there for 6 years, not once had a day off sick. Has for the third time been signed off sick now during her pregnancy, and is receiving £43 p/w stat. sick pay. He meanwhile gets away with it. It's not right.

Definately one for Our Mick there I reckon, innit

Well Well Well

And there's siily old me thinking that Our Gordon had sorted Paternity pay etc, I expect he just mean't for himself and his pals at your expense, dinee?

P.S. Deano, I'd invite you down for a swift half now matey, but I don't think booze would do you any good in your present condition, besides you might get all aggressive on me, and that'll do nobody any good now would it John!

You too could be like this !

Cheers everybody

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

P.S. Deano, I'd invite you down for a swift half now matey, but I don't think booze would do you any good in your present condition, besides you might get all aggressive on me, and that'll do nobody any good now would it John!

You are still going on about "booze"?

I don't drink, anyway. Hate darts too.

Q: What's the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Just met some kids who asked me when Daddy's coming home ?


Wanna Comment ?

Probably best that I say no more, CYL

Others will have no doubt have had the same thoughts before? and I'll jump the gun to remind those that read it afore me too anyway, but: Turkey (The Country) for many years has sported a 'National Childrens Bank Holiday-Day ', and I subsequently suggest/Order that every land in the whole wide world does like-wise (UN do something we all want please, and all on the very same day, Simple really innit


Yoo know it makes sense, let's do it

Imagine a Worldwide Day for Children?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Just met some kids who asked me when Daddy's coming home ?


Wanna Comment ?

Probably best that I say no more, CYL

Sure, I'll comment. Best that I say no more until I know more, though...

Me mate Dave's, bird Tracy left her job as a shop assistant in london that she'd been doing for two years some six years ago to have her first kid. Two years later she returned to the same shop and luckily got her old job back, paying a minder etc to look after the kid. Two years ago she fell pregnant again, though this time after leaving, she was paid 65% of her wage for six months with a 'Written' guarantee that she'd either get her old job back, or something similar (within an 18 month period), though having a full 'Job contract & descrpition' and payslips. proving NI & Tax made all the difference with the local 'Cap Doffers' who supposedly run the Council etc, advising everybody proudly that eventually (after Our Gordon's hip proposals, since he became a father himself) come fully into force, Britain will treat working women the same way as many advanced European Countries have been doing for over a decade now. (Just mentioned in the house, only 16% of British female pensioners recieve a full State pension, even after a lifetime of working and paying their dues) Mrs Mick must be seething? (I know my own Mother is not pleased about it either) Wot can yew do?


P.S. Deano old fruit, I don't think I'd better elaborate with you on that one thank you, and your comments about 'booze' etc are exceptionally boring² and unoriginal, maybe you should write a book, instead of (like many others) trying to impress all & sundrie with esoteric quotes, or twisting every conversation around to the subject of law, in order to repeat repeat repeat your own history, innit

Tony Blair mentioned PFI (first time ever) 3 times today at question time, I was shocked & stunned

P.S. The kids Daddy isn't coming home because he got shot dead in Iraq, such is life, innit

Nice to see the Old Pink Salmon show trying to spice their lives up with problematic cats & pussy's (sounds familiar innit) and shooting them or not etc, lucky Our Micks not around with his sawn-orf Purdy, (and all those wasps to-boot) innit

Wasp Factorys and evil black cats eating jam

I wonder if the Chief Constable's on a er, six week facts finding & taser gun training tour?

Good Bloke that Henry VIII Wunnee

Interesting what the PM said today in the house regarding the new terrorism legislation etc, though I expect most people are more inclined to believe what they read in the papers than listen to what he actually said, as they always know more betterer, innit



Wot?

Anyone'd think they bloody invented rockets the way those Chinkonauts are flying into space every five minutes! they'll be selling pancake rolls on Venus next, by Jupiter

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Originally posted by Yeldarb:
I think that the anticipation is worse than the reality.

Brad

Nail on the head Sir, nail on the head. Especially with the Dentist, an appointment of which I strangely forgot to make earlier, so it'll have to wait until the moanin now John, innit

Fritz the root:

P.s: Did you hear about the Scotsman who got a shock by fondling a raw sausage, blindfold at a Gay party? I don't think it was Big Jock though? I wonder how the Swiss will get on tonight, apparently Poland are gonna get their arses kicked, and young Rooney will score 4 goals!

I wonder if Scotland & Wales will qualify for the 2014 World Cup Finals?

Who remembers the 1962 or 1970 Finals then?

I'd totally forgotten that John Peel was dead, bit like his Scouse counterpart Bigley really:

Some nice company for Our Deano, innit:

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Originally posted by Yeldarb:

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If it sounds too good to be true then it probably isn't?

Deane,

Don't you mean: if is sounds too good to be true - it probably is?

Brad

I've had about half a dozen or so of these in the last year, most of which I immediately binned when I've seen a glaring spelling mistake, usually with Dutch adresses. I think the point of their excercise as with most of these 'Mafia' associated scams, is to get you to provide details of a bank account, any which way but loose, and no matter how seemingly refined they are, innit:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Did you hear about the Scotsman who got a shock by fondling a raw sausage, blindfold at a Gay party? I don't think it was Big Jock though?

Certainly wisnae - you obviously don't know .....