White Wine:

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Paul Hutchings:
I wonder how long I would have lasted if I'd taken a stroll down Oxford Street holding up a placard reading "slay muslims" or similar?

Or, "Behead those who insult freedom and democracy"?

EW

Mr Cameron doesn't seem to think things are very Free and Democratic, that's probably why he wants to be the next PM, innit*

Regards,

Fritz Von Isn't Postal voting luvvly then Boyo's! I suppose like some folk on here, HM G-Press are taking the moral highground stance in not publishing the cartoons. I'm looking forward to the comments on here (there'll be none), when we find out why nobody deemed fit to publish them? (won't be long now Chaps, then you'll see how bloody free and Democratic you are in Blighty's reality of today).

Although I'll never be German, it's probably best not to pretend otherwise too; as a London born European I suppose, issit*

What about the first private school to go on the public net then! punters can't afford the silly fees, so we grab a nice PFI deal and pretend we're a successfull City Academy instead(Dismal results across the board so far) Kelly's egg thrower should be sent to Camp X:RAY.

Used to know an old chap as a kid (rtd Major) who used to drive his lovely yellow oldtimer car around the streets of Alverstoke, Hampshire. He was quite a lad, and called her Daisy as well as being a good friend 'at the time' with my Grandmother, etc.

Fritz Von Pity he got busted later for mucking around with little kids, innit, though it's different with people like that, they're War hero's, ain't they. (Needless to say he wasn't jailed, as anybody else would have been, parents were paid off I hear, Now isn't that nice)* Happens all the time don't you know! Except in Nottinghamshire of course:

G'Day*

P.S. Sorry about that last Post Adam, I wasn't awake yet, innit*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Instead of ignoring her Commanders (Like a certain other infamous arrogant bastard with a tache) she should of listened to them.

She did: they said send a taskforce and retake the islands

M

This is true - all her commanders were gagging for it (even those who privately thought it would not be as easy as some had led others to believe it would be)

I think we'll agree to diassagree on this one John:

Regards,

Fritz Von I suppose all those that left the service just after the 'Conflict' did so in support of the action then. It was no co-incidence that Ronnie didn't tell Maggs about Grenada, and that she got her 'Public' knickers in a twist over it, think about it? She was banking on another Anguilla Jobby 'Which you no doubt know all about?'innit:

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Originally posted by Polarbear:

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But how can a Hindu family seriously send their son to a Christian assembly? The poor lad is there because it's the only school in the area, and I'm sure the family are integrated into the local community in every other way, so why not respect that the lad has a different religion?

There are some nice Hindi schools back in India.

We are Christain in this country people know that before they come here. If they are not prepared to accept our way of life then I am sorry they shouldn't come here.

And there's me mistakenly thinking they were British Citizens, born & bred in Britain, or did you maybe mean the North Pole John?*

Copenhagen is just about the whitest City in Europe, in case anybody was wondering, Ah well! I expect not, who cares, eh*


F.

No more live PMQ's, very little Padded Cell, What on earth am I do do? Perhaps I should get me an old Fender, and a battered Volvo, and drive into the sunset, innit*

Regards,

Fritz

N.B. You can thank Our Adam out there, for saving yours truly! from a total ban on this ere forum recently, after making a mistake I shouldn't have made, so that's something chaps, innit:

Fritz Von Just think you were all very nearly Fritz Free forever*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
And there's me mistakenly thinking they were British Citizens, born & bred in Britain, or did you maybe mean the North Pole John?*

I think certain "British Citizens" need to consider the possibility that they'd be happier living somewhere else, given their dislike of modern aspects of Britishness.

EW

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
And there's me mistakenly thinking they were British Citizens, born & bred in Britain, or did you maybe mean the North Pole John?*

I think certain "British Citizens" need to consider the possibility that they'd be happier living somewhere else, given their dislike of modern aspects of Britishness.

EW

Oh you mean, like Falklands citizens are British, though generations have never walked British soil, Ugandan Asians (Rich ones) may retire to UK to escape from Idi, (Good on em too naturally), though Hong Kong British Citizens may not (Quickly changed by Maggie). Maggie also changed the overseas voting laws for Brits (which originally was 5 years (1 million overseas Brits; mainly Torys & Our Mick, to 20 years) (Military & Diplots obviously not included, as they're UK tax payers). Your way of thinking (if it indeed is actually sincere? is part of the problem here). How many Brits have I seen here (usually Brats,(Priveleged kids/adults minus brains to think much further than the NAAFI) arrogantly telling folk they are Brtitish and superior, never learned a word of German after being here for years), best bit is, they actually believe it, and in UK they get all suicidal and stuff, strangely enough, I wonder why? Cos nobody understands them, aah! been there, dunnit, seen it a thousand times, and your Rubbish 'thought' is mindless in the extreme as far as i Is concerned. My own brother in law is a born Londoner, as is his father (unlike my parents), he has two halfcast kids, who like my sister are Londoners, and British, though his forefathers are from Dominique, where are yours from John I wonder, cos a true Englishman is very hard to find (just ask a Cornishman).

Rant ends:

Regrades,

Fritz von an Englishman in Berlin*

Great to see that the RFP are just as adept as their mainland brothers at perverting the course of justice on cue, innit! You the taxpayer are now financing (at this very minute) a team of Met investigators (cost so far £103.000 and rising fast, wind yer neck in John). As I recently said (another Anguilla! Ronnie did not want! answered with the usual silence, but even from our Hero's who should know their recent British history) where were the Paras then, when the SPG needed them?

All answers on a Blue, to Brigadier (Rtd) Partly-Manly Barred-twice, and mentioned (often) in the Cpl's mess:

Regards,


Fritz.


P.s. RFP = Royal Falklands Police (all 17 of them - at full strength) Power Corrupts, it seems, dunnit*

Get a'googlin chaps!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Oh you mean, like Falklands citizens are British, though generations have never walked British soil[... *yawn*]
Fritz von an Englishman in Berlin

What are you telling me?

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Oh you mean, like Falklands citizens are British, though generations have never walked British soil[... *yawn*]
Fritz von an Englishman in Berlin

What are you telling me?

Dear EW,

This thread should be called 'white whine' - let's just leave him to stew in his own rank juices.

E

Having had my fair share of lodgers (so-called mates,male & female) living here, and paying me rent over the years, after being kicked out by er-indoors, for either, talking badly of her in public with (so-called mates) and wondering why she got to hear about it, or letting their pricks rule their 'Brains' then bragging about it to (so-called mates) and wondering (once again why they've been ousted, kids to-boot); Sheer stupidity every bloody time, and I'm sick of the lot of them. Women are no angels either, but I find them far more loyal (not referring to my own personal life here; and I wouldn't dream of doing so anyway on here).

The line drawn between Dawsonesque wife & mother in law humour, and actually living it out, are two very separate entities, and many a (so-called ex mate) lost their own happiness, through sheer lack of respect, mickey mouse weakness, disguised as pised 'macho' bravado, and general 'fear of women', usually followed by drunken violence to show who they think the boss is, Aaah , innit nice:


Goodnight,

Fritz*


It's the kids I feel sorry for personally*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Dear EW,

This thread should be called 'white whine' - let's just leave him to stew in his own rank juices.

Good plan!

Having just read Lt.Col Eriks liitle homeless story, I'm lost for words. Even with some semblence of truth in it, innit (which I'm sure there is somewhere!) I find his self-Samaritan-promotion absolutely pathetic and gut wrenching, talk about the Dirty Digger, streuth*

Regards,

Fritz von shocked and stunned at how far folk will sink for recognition*