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Posted by: Aric on 18 April 2005
vine, grape zat is, zee uzzer day when zi believe i was struck by a most malicious zorn. za gossip zat is. zit zeems zour most reprehinzible headmaster of armz zis slightly befuddled. and not in za normal, nebulouz zabit zhat zo often befalls his crooked little brow, but more in za overvhelmingly stupefied vay zat is zan egregious zallmark of zan idiot.
vot is zis you zay? could it be zour troglodyte of za leader has outdone zimself? one could as easily persuade zay, zan eleventzh zour primate to zuckle zit's motherz tit, zan claim ineptitude zen dispense it zas a surprise.
clearly ze has not looked in za mirror to zee his loathsome complexion, no? ze should do us all za favor and zubmit himself to be gassed - well perhapz zi went a little too far, but you get za picture. za rush of blood to hiz head and for vutever reazon hiz teenzy, tiny netvork of nervez puckerz zas tight az my azzhole.
za zhit don't get out, or, zin zis case, za thought sparkz out like zay fart in za vind.
vell, gentle reader, zi told you before zat i have succeeded in laying za patina, as zit were, over za turbulenze of my mind. but from time to time zi must speak out againzt ze atrocities that befall zus all.
zanks to him, ve are your vipping boyz!
zuntil zater,
zaric, zour militant vipping boy.
vot is zis you zay? could it be zour troglodyte of za leader has outdone zimself? one could as easily persuade zay, zan eleventzh zour primate to zuckle zit's motherz tit, zan claim ineptitude zen dispense it zas a surprise.
clearly ze has not looked in za mirror to zee his loathsome complexion, no? ze should do us all za favor and zubmit himself to be gassed - well perhapz zi went a little too far, but you get za picture. za rush of blood to hiz head and for vutever reazon hiz teenzy, tiny netvork of nervez puckerz zas tight az my azzhole.
za zhit don't get out, or, zin zis case, za thought sparkz out like zay fart in za vind.
vell, gentle reader, zi told you before zat i have succeeded in laying za patina, as zit were, over za turbulenze of my mind. but from time to time zi must speak out againzt ze atrocities that befall zus all.
zanks to him, ve are your vipping boyz!
zuntil zater,
zaric, zour militant vipping boy.
But with 'Laying za (afore-mentioned) patina' does this mean that you use a Filofax ?
Schoched Und Schtunned
Schoched Und Schtunned
You I think are the new Pope, no ? 
ahhh, zo you are verys clever 
zi plan to initate za new mandate vor za church.
zi plan to initate za new mandate vor za church.
Aric
You are sounding like the bad girl of the public school series in my sister's comics of the 50's.
Do you have a serious zits problem?
Nime
You are sounding like the bad girl of the public school series in my sister's comics of the 50's.
Do you have a serious zits problem?
Nime
Nimekoff
Da! Zi'm trying to zinstill za feeling of hope in my beleagured countrymen.
Ve vill rise up and uzurp za power away from za boobs.
And I vant Fritzzz to be our Chairman of Theological ideals, no.
Von Zinnit
Da! Zi'm trying to zinstill za feeling of hope in my beleagured countrymen.
Ve vill rise up and uzurp za power away from za boobs.
And I vant Fritzzz to be our Chairman of Theological ideals, no.
Von Zinnit
I mean even I would be embarrassed to own up to scribing that old bunkem, innit.
Fritz Von Sheer Poor man's plagery
Fritz Von Sheer Poor man's plagery
Fritzy
I'm very hurt.
But you don't fool me.
I'm very hurt.
But you don't fool me.
An instant and miraculous cure of the dreaded zits?!!? 
Is this an omen? Forward your token of immense gratitude to the impoversihed Fritzy ASAP.
Or to the newly impoverished RC church. (whichever seems appropriate)
Nime
Is this an omen? Forward your token of immense gratitude to the impoversihed Fritzy ASAP.
Or to the newly impoverished RC church. (whichever seems appropriate)
Nime