Sharpening Kitchen Wits?

Luvvly Jubbly Fulham, and if The Hammers get a draw later against The Gunners, we'll be larfin too I reckon!*

Cccccccaaaa'nnt Cccaan't Saaayyy Ffffffairer, cccccan't ssssssay

'Cannie say fairer than that, innit'*

G'Day Sheila's & Bruces

I didn't know that that highly respected and loved copper done for speeding that time was driving daan the M4?

Der fings yew lern, innit*

Fritz Eductaed

quote:

Originally posted by Don Atkinson:

quote:

Went for a walk and got lost...

...would that be the crowd from 120,000 years back that expired around the Dead Sea area or the subsequent lot from 75,000 years back that reached California recently, leaving a string of problems from China to Alaska via Rome and from Norway to Tasmania via errr.... Rome.... ?

Cheers

Don

I thought the post referred to New Labour, who'd obviously better 'very soon' do some serious bucking up of their ideas, or else, innit`*

You know me!

Great to see Our Mick at Buck Hoose today in his Big Wed Wan*

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Steve

I see no point in giving this policeman the sack and certainly locking up makes no sense.

I would rather have him aresting villians than doing time as you seem to want.

He is of more use to an old lady who has been mugged if he is in uniform than out of it.

Sometime you need to be pragmatic.

Regards

Mick

Many an old Lady (in or out of uniform) would do a better job than most of the park keepers on today's beat anyway Our Mick*

Trust this helps as per usual!

Fritz.

An egostist, (Top instructor or not) driving alone, and not officially (therefore not fully insured), liked or not liked by his 'colleagues' is simply not the issue here. He endangered the Public without any reason whatso'ever, and should be punished accordingly (I remind everybody that this Great highly qualified Super Hero is a bloody PC, and nothing more, lest you forget in the ranks there, innit*

They'll be letting coppers 'interview' suspects alone next! God Forbid*

N.B. If this person had seriously crashed in some way, many senior officers from said force would be probably retireing early, as well as mega (more) amounts of public dosh being wasted in leagal costs, (and more importantly, trust) lost for yet more years to come, innit*

Unarmed Coppers have to handle this kind of personal abuse every single day, except when they're on sick leave, or doing mega overtime at football matches to pay for their second new motor that is, innit*

Acting OC, Capt, Inbred-Golly-Gosh-Daddys-Regiment-Denholm, was quoted as saying, "Well Yes! we're all Bally pleased to be able to bring these poor souls out here in Pakistan, shelter from the storm, with electricity and running water to-boot, It really makes it all worth it, and I'm even prouder than usual to be British":

An Army Press Spokes-person was later recorded as saying "Thank Fuck these squaddies can't resign overnight like the Hofficers, or 90% of them'd quit and stay here, they've never had it so bleedin good half of them.

Can't say too much at this stage though!


Nos Da,

Acting Private Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Justyn:

quote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4666906.stm

Good to see that all shipbuilding hasn't been farmed out abroad. At one time we had the finest shipbuilding facilities in the world, not the case now though.

What happened?

Yes! I too was wondering why Britain didn't farm out the building of its latest TOP SECRET state of the art Battleship, to North Korea maybe, or How about China?

Mind you Britain was solvent once too!*

Wrong thread Mike?

I suppose it's just another form of rambling... ?

I don't consider personally referring to Italians as Wops (in the context that I did ) as racist Nime, me old paperboy: (notice all European papers have published those cartoons too in support of Denmark (Barring Britain of course). If Out Luigi, etc, are insuilted, then I apologise in advance, innit. Fredders, Fritz only posts on one thread at a time, and it's only the latest one Dear Boy.

Arsenal were lucky then*


I ain't sayin nuffink John*

Wotta Poor Old Soul!! ****


Knights Templar were them Monty Phythonesque Geezers what tried to sack the Middle East etc, in the name of God, weren't they?*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I don't consider personally referring to Italians as Wops (in the context that I did ) as racist

That's okay then me old whinging Phom.

quote:

Originally posted by Nime:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I don't consider personally referring to Italians as Wops (in the context that I did ) as racist

That's okay then me old whinging Phom.

Makes yer wonder why the old currant bun hasn't also published those pics too, dunnit, what with free speech being Our Tone's favóurite subject at the mome, and all?


Fritz, with no meetings to go to*

I suppose your cat is still missing then John?

I would suggest to the chaps on the old pink salmon show regarding their 'daring' 'How much do you drink?' thread; to consider their answers again, when they seriously had the possibility to drink 24/7, and money was no object either, innit!

I wonder if the 'Honest' answers would be the same?


Have a nice day now, Y'awl.


Fritz von born in Islington (just near Hhhharrsenal)*

Yep the cat's been missing since the 13th December. We've tracked catprints all over the surrounding fields and woods day after day in the snow. Posted pictures in the supermarkets and on the internet "cat's lost" pages. Asked every neighbour for miles in all directions.

Where the hell do cats go? There are hundreds missing all year round! A few get run over but that doesn't explain the numbers that go missing. Ear marking and chips don't seem to bring them back either. One can get very paranoid about neighbours when one's cat goes missing! It's enough to drive one to drink. I may even have a second bottle of beer at the weekend to drown my sorrows! More snow is forecast.

How is it on the gainful employment front? How are you adapting to all the paid free-time you now have on your hands?

Dear Fritz,

Sorry for the cofusion on my part! I'll try to keep on your current Thread, if you don't mind, that is... Fredrik

quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Whether you agreed with her politics or not she was a deeply dislikeable woman. As deep (or shallow) as a pit-top puddle and with the morals of a greengrocer's daughter. She ushered in the "greed works" era and offered nothing to those thrown out of work except class loathing and contempt. (Quote ends dunnit)


Give that man a Life Peerage immediately, for a most correct and descriptive piece commentary. (or would you prefer 2 Jag's, or Blunkett's grace & favour gaffs, rent-free for life Son?). We had cats return, after sometimes being three months+ on the road (London), so there's still hope left for the little feline rover, innit!

Fredders! Glad to see you're still on the ball Old Chum, and personally I'm very pleased with the totally correct court decision that's just been made in respect of giving Nick Grifon, a clean bill of health, any other would have been ludicrous in the extreme, I expect the other Gobshite geezer with no hands to be completely exonnerated as well, and not sent to the Yanks either*

You know me*

Working with one of Our Micks Chaps today, only difference is though, this Geezer's a real 'Fully Qualified' long experienced Architect, Jack, innee* Atlantis is just up the road from Notty Ash, everybody knows that, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
To see the pics you must me logged.

Luigi! How can I log, if I can't see the trees?*

Confused,

Fritz*

This could well be total rot? but I've recently heard an anonymous unsubstanciated rumour that Our Mick is actually (Due to his keen Gun eye, and nouse for flying cowpats) an honourable member of the Vinnie Jones Institute of fine Gunmanship, with distiction*

Fritz Von Pass me me Brasso yer foul pinko wretch*


P.S. Personally! I find the stuff written in the Japan Fender thread as bullshittingly made up, as Our Micks advice to a new Gunner* There you have it in black & white*

Mrs Micks Honda Civic wont be picking nothing more up, since he wrapped its fender round an old oak tree last weekend, after dropping orf the GM from the Brasso session (Sorry Lodge meeting)*

Galaxy's the only way to travel, I hear? NIce chocky too:

N.B. Wrasher makes a Wreasonable argument though!*

I see Muslin exreemists have sprayed paint all over the Louvre's cartoon then, that'll teach them bloody piis takin Danes, innit!*

Australian Champagne is really excellent piss², and bloody well priced too Mates*

Fritz von Knowingly (not near Headingly)
Who Sounness then?

quote:

Originally posted by sebastian7:
I use broadband connection, my ISP provider is proc.ru, recently not able to see both Naim forum site and official Naim site.

I tried to connect via dial-up and all is fine as usual.

What is the possible reason for it? Other sites work fine.

Thank you!

S7

Strangely enough The Chief had exactly the same problem recently, but I think he's soon gonna get a dial up DSL external modem connection just like mine, then he'll be surfin like a Beachboy again, innit* (Well cheap too, I've saved a fortune I never had in the first place)

I trust this helps?

Fritz***

Apparently! (only a rumour mind) all one needs is a rock in a park (hard place), in Moscow these days to get a decent internet service? could be wrong though!!!*Ü

Nice to see the all new 'red wine' thread rolling along so splendidly, just imagine that! on the Old Pink Salmon Show, so much blatant advertising would never be allowed I bet! innit*

I'm thinking of taking my driving test soon, and was wondering which Porsche to buy first? a bit like buying a Fender really; then starting to learn how to tune it,* But you know me Chaps!

Regards,


Fritz

Noticed how Bush, as well as Tony all of a sudden are trying to convince everybody how Democratic they are in respect of free speech? Anti War - Pro Troops, Ban the lot of em (for the show) then we're all equal, innit*

I bet Our Nime saw through it right away!

Going by the recent reports of gross missuse of all the kindly donated Tsunami dosh (which suddenly is on the back burner again), I've come to the conclusion (again) that wether in 'War or Peace' people just do not learn, and change; they/we, are essentially not capable of learning from our historic follies, and repeat them time & time again, probably forever in fact, with forever being the egoistic time scale of humanity's relatively short existence, and nothing else, innit*

Goodnight*

Personally I read books for their contents, not their bloody covers!

I reckon the punchy old Everton 'tosser² with the violent history, should be banned for life, No Discussions.

Fritz Von As is widely known the FA get their serious advice from this forum, so we'll call it done then! he's finished, the bastard, and (even if it was one of my own, I'd still say the same)*

You know me* Harder than a postman in a light drwizzle in summer, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Steve G:
At least Thatcher had principles and followed them, unlike the current dictator.

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Which armed Copper's gonna over-react in London first then! within the next 24 Hours?*


Pub Time Methinks, Goodnight*

The last time some clever folk decided to scale the fence of the Israeli Embassy just up the road from here, 5 were shot dead on the spot (No Discussions, by internal security), just a reminder to those persons out there that still get a hard on when talking about firerams, etc, innit*