Sharpening Kitchen Wits?

Fredrik

His mask has fallen. Leave the bore alone to rot in his isolation cell. His attack on you (and any others who criticise his behaviour) was completely unwarranted.

You may feel safe in the knowledge that your contributions here so outway Phritz' twisted monologues that he pales into the absolute insigificance he most detests. It is this imbalance which he attacks with his cruel jibes simply because you are liked and he is merely tolerated.

His isolation is of his own doing. Encourage this state with all your vigour and drop your sympathy for the prisoner in the echoing, solitary confinement of his own ego.

Nail on the head again Nime me old mink lover, now what medication would you like me to be on today then John?


Fritz Von Our Fredders still hasn't got the point, but I think I'll leave that now, and respect his wishes to be free of uncomfortable thinking, besides I treat everybody the same on here, innit*


You know me!

I thought Van the Man's commentary on the old M4 thread was quite decent actually, though I'm amazed there's still so much to be said on the subject considering how long it's been rolling, innit*

Fritz Von How many young kids would be alive today if they hadn't been chased into a crash scenario by cowboy coppers trying to do a Starskey & Hutch? (The Judge can't sentence corpses)*

Being one of the most transparent individuals on this here forum (if not the most transparent), I'm slightly at a loss to see how Our Nime's gonna explain the weak 'mask' comments (not that he will, and not that I care either). This is purely for the record, and by not mentioning it (as per usual), it will fly to the wind as somehow being true, innit. Never having been to Rampton, I expect the associations and covert remarks of some on here are more in their own territory than mine, and as is said in Genesis, Attack is the best form of defence; though defence from what, I do not know, or frankly care?



Mental Micky*


I went out with a Welsh bird once*

quote:

Originally posted by Merto:
I would be very interested to hear opinions from anyone who has tried any of the Lebanese wines, particularly from Chateau Mussar in the Bakaar Valley. For those who havent tried it....do it!

It's marvellous Kit, I've had the pleasure of trying it once or twice, an acquantance of mine regularly brings back stuff from her Skiing trips there, it's a beautiful country too*

Having just looked at the offending cartoons (Times website) I must say if I were a Muslim, I'd be insulted too, they're not even funny.

Regards,


Fritz.

N.B. I actually happen to agree with Nimes comment about the Falklands, and wether one was there or not is totally irrellevant, and is a classic Tarquers non-argument unfortunately, with all due respect to Yeldarb.

If I recall, many foreign Navys (Including Argentina) get most of their stock from larger countries old kit, like the US, and er, Britains Royal Navy too:

quote:

Originally posted by SWP:
Hi All

Well bonus time is apon us and I decided that I'd put part of my bonus towards a nice new watch.

Looking to spend up to £1,200 and was hoping for a few ideas that anybody might have.

My minimum criteria is that the watch has to have a metal strap as I don't like leather ones.

Thanks
SWP

It's been rumoured that those who post on this thread, are just a bunch of wind up merchants!

Cannie see it mesen?

You know me*

Reckon British Gas shareholders must be well largin it, though not those that are also customers too, innit!*

Can't see me ever needing this advice somehow, but interesting stuff all the same, innit!

I'm considering boycotting Danish beer & Butter! Now who could possibly believe that Washinhgton had warned Britain not to publish these cartoons from September. If one logically considers the points (irrespective of the yes/no argument), and the usual trash 'HM Gutter Press' normally spouts out on a daily basis, it's quite unusual, is it not? Do we see Demo's in the US? do we see Demos in this City (They were published here recently in support of Free Speech), No we don't, it Say's a lot I think, innit*


You know me*


They'll be telling us next that the Jocks beat the Froggies at Wugby next. I played my Glaswegian mate that tape/mp3 file I'd previously mentioned over the blower earlier, he was shocked & stunned*

Just to remind Our Andy how it is in the real world of the smoke, my friend who I'd mentioned got her house broken into/new Car nicked recently, still hasn't had one, er, personal visit from the police, and doesn't expect to, good old Council Tax eh? (Why Pay the police part)*

CSI Bullshit*


Fritz

Our Mick probably would have loved this Lady, who sadly died a few days ago, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:
Imagine a religion that actually teaches intolerance and when and how to be offended, yes militant Islam is big enough to be considered more than just a whacky off-shoot of Islam but a separate religion in its own right - I cant say Christianity is much better in some of it's incarnations. The only religion that teaches how not to be offended, not to retaliate, not to go to war etc. Is Buddhism and it's the religion we hear less from than any other - the reason being they work on their minds not in controlling the minds of others.

Like certain people on this forum for instance! Some Bhuddist folk I've met (various Nationalities), prefer not to refer to its study as a Religion, but a Philosophy, innit*


I trust that this is negative enough for the usual materialistic consumption on here*

Fritz

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fredrik

Stay with the Volvo and buy some DBL's with the money you have saved.

Regards

Mick

Quite right Our Mick, quite right, yer cannie beat a good Norwegian motor on a cold moaning, innit*

Regards,


Fritz

Eric H's old gaff starts getting torn down tomorrow, how sad! and ex President Rau is buried here on tuesday too, to much pomp and circumstance, he was a good geezer I reckon! (don't expect you to have ever heard of him though, he was a European John)*

QUOTE]Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Waht would you suggest Thatcher did when Argentina invaded UK Sovereign Territory?[/QUOTE]

Instead of ignoring her Commanders (Like a certain other infamous arrogant bastard with a tache) she should of listened to them. The result of this Sun 'Kill an Argie and win a Volvo' Nationalistic rubbish, resulted after the 'Conflict's end' in hundreds, if not thousands, of highly trained/experienced long term, Senior as well as backbone staff leaving the Military through sheer disgust. These irreplacable 'overnight' personell, in my view have still not been returned, and as a result, dangerously low levels of 'Quality' HM Forces now remain to do the tasks asked of them.

Fritz Von Blair's not too much better either*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:
Imagine a religion that actually teaches intolerance and when and how to be offended, yes militant Islam is big enough to be considered more than just a whacky off-shoot of Islam but a separate religion in its own right - I cant say Christianity is much better in some of it's incarnations. The only religion that teaches how not to be offended, not to retaliate, not to go to war etc. Is Buddhism and it's the religion we hear less from than any other - the reason being they work on their minds not in controlling the minds of others.

Like certain people on this forum for instance! Some Bhuddist folk I've met (various Nationalities), prefer not to refer to its study as a Religion, but a Philosophy, innit*


I trust that this is negative enough for the usual materialistic consumption on here*

Fritz

Buddhism can be seen as a psychology insofar as it diminishes mental suffering - a philosophy insofar as it attempts to answer life's major questions and a religion insofar as it's practice (not mere study)can result in receiving blessings from holy beings. No one says it's study is a religion on it's own. One can access Buddhism on one, two or three of these levels. I hope this explanation ends your confusion.

I'll respect your own opinion for yourself, Eric Old Chap, but I don't have any confusion on the issue whatso'ever, I repeat (as I often do) that those I know and have met, do not class it as a religion in the sense we would, in respect of Islam or Christianity for instance, simple, just like me, innit.

Makes yer wonder why the Demos have taken since last September to get going, dunnit, must be a communication breakdown somewhere perhaps?


F*

Not to forget the very essence of 'binbags aim' is to divide the Muslim world from 'The West,' and cause a long-embitterred unwinable battle, playing on all of Mankinds ignorances, bigottries, and basic Historical stupidity (or Amnesia if you like, disguised as Our interpretation of Historical events in contrast to your interpretation of Historical events)*

Remember that movie about the Yankee WWII Sub, cracking the enigma code?

I was shocked & stunned to just see on the 'News Channel of the Year' that Liverpudlians admit to taking up to 13 sick days off a year, is this racism, I ask myself?

Dodgey Fritz*

P.S. My above comments regarding 'Enigma' refer to a 'recent' Hollywood filum, and the fact that the young Yankee audiences will now see this action as a Wartime fact, or am I wrong?

I bet (5-1 on) that GP's Surgeries, (If they're open?) will be doling out sick notes like confetti this moaning, innit*

BBC's Hardtalk is well worth seeing today, for those that aren't too busy farting about on here that is; innit!

I'm sure Our Nime will be able to confirm the 'Interesting' Danish practice (Law), of not allowing any Danish National, under the age of 25, to bring a Spouse into the Country from a non EU land!

Regards,


Fritz


Does this apply to Switzerland & Norway though too I wonder?*

One of my Grandfathers old ships became very popular in Northern Ireland for a time, namely HMS Maidstone, wunnit*

I ain't sayin Nuffin:

Makes yer wonder what Iraq should have done really when Britain invaded their Sovreign territory, innit:


Fritz Von Gib*

Some of course will scorn The Rev. Dr. Ian Paisleys utter condemnation of 'The Loife of Brian', which is just being shown for the first time at the Fall's Road's New Multi-Complex filum thingy, innit*

Yer've gotta give him his Due, innit*

Fritz von some still say Jewry for some odd reason? I prefer to use Judaism mesen*

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Instead of ignoring her Commanders (Like a certain other infamous arrogant bastard with a tache) she should of listened to them.

She did: they said send a taskforce and retake the islands

M

This is true - all her commanders were gagging for it (even those who privately thought it would not be as easy as some had led others to believe it would be)

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Not to forget the very essence of 'binbags aim' is to divide the Muslim world from 'The West,' and cause a long-embitterred unwinable battle, playing on all of Mankinds ignorances, bigottries, and basic Historical stupidity (or Amnesia if you like, disguised as Our interpretation of Historical events in contrast to your interpretation of Historical events)*

Remember that movie about the Yankee WWII Sub, cracking the enigma code?

Agreed.