Satan & Jesus Are Brothers:

I'd say that in mankind they share a common creator...

Phil

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men



Fritz Von How come the second one doesn't fall down then Our Beano?


Is Blair a Prize Plonker or What? (Why does he Bother?)

Forum tack on the back of it.

A Right Pair of Mick's John!

How much did Our Mick say his property's gone up in value again?


Fritz Von The Wombles arrived at Heathrow from a holiday earlier today, they wouldn't let Uncle Bulgaria back in though!

Just had a nice little tune sent to me "I had too much to dream last night" By The Electric Prunes (MP3 3MB) if anybody wants it at the usual address, innit?

Does anybody know of it? New to Me*


I could just picture Our Fredders strutting his stuff to it, Vodka bottle in hand*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Just had a nice little tune sent to me "I had to much to dream last night" By the Electric Prunes (MP3 3MB) if anybody wants it?

Does anybody know of it? New to Me*

Yes, early US psychedelia smith stuff. I had it on the 'Nuggets' vinyl compilation put together in the early 70s by Lenny Kaye (later Patti Smith's guitarist) but stupidly sold the album in a moment of financial panic. Then I got it again on a free CD a couple of years back.

Cheers for that Joe, that's good to know, I'll have to be careful though or some folk might go and accuse me of talking er, music on here, God Forbid*



Fritz Von I'm looking forward to the Tories voting tomorrow and eventually forcing Blair into having an inquiry into the Iraq fiasco WMD's etc, it's for Britain, not for him*

And all these years I thought the Devil was Jesus' uncle.

Who was John the Baptist then, just the best man ?

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Originally posted by Diode100:
And all these years I thought the Devil was Jesus' uncle.

Who was John the Baptist then, just the best man ?

Aren't they all names of racehorses?

"Dragged a comb across my head++" Parry's probably right for once, I have actually spent most of the last two days or so in the auld scratcher, and well earned it was too. Well Chaps I'm now off to see the wizard and sign my life away to the Court (It*'s finally come to this) lucky it wasn't yesterday I may well not have made it, I think there's a bit of a bug going about you see?



Fritz Von I think you should change your Brasso recipe possibly Our Adam!*


I wonder why Britain's bothering to print lovely new score notes next spring with Jocks on them when everybody knows the €uro will soon be coming in, listen to the Wallers and take the exact opposite of what they say as being the most likely scenario*


It's not Ratchet science issit*


P.S. I suspect that at the end of this day, The future air that Blair's kids breath will be the very last of his concerns* I ain't sayin nuffin though, you know me!

Well moderated Our Adders, I did wonder to be honest John!



Fritz Von Let them blow bubbles* Everywhere:

Some folk eh? They just flying in regardless like some Old China in a Bull shop then wonder why they're on the carpet in front of the Head afterwards!

Why don't people want to live near power stations necular or otherwise? Why don't people want phone masts near their kids schools? Why doesn't London have Sherlock Holmes-esque smog anymore? Why did Berlin (West) dump all it's shit in Germany East (for a very hefty fee)? Why did French intelligence blow up a Kiwi Rainbow?



Fritz Von Chaps there simply is no discussion, Carbon emission (and general tidying up is required across the board) and Yesterday*


G'Day*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Well moderated Our Adders, I did wonder to be honest John!



Fritz Von Let them blow bubbles* Everywhere:

Some folk eh? They just flying in regardless like some Old China in a Bull shop then wonder why they're on the carpet in front of the Head afterwards!

Ut...tu...Brute.....


Larry

Phew Glad that's over!

Network Rail have just been heavily fined (yet to be determined though limitless) because of an accident some years back due to their negligence. This firm is heavily subsidised (PFI) style by the British Taxpayer, the whole legal process (costing many many milions) has been paid for by the er, Taxpayer, and like the Royal Mail will soon be baled aout yet again by zthe er, taxpayer, yet the endless funds 3ß% off (30 years) still goes to private investors)


Fritz Von Probably too much to ask for a second opinion on here I reckon, just get the usual Swindon Bull*


Notice how Reid is trying to soften the blow later*


P.S. As an after note, the firm CONNEX did try here in Germany (local Berlin too) to get a toe into the rail market here not too long ago. Fortunately unlike Our Mick they believe in fair playing fields here (hence also the high unemployment as one factor) and CONNEX'S advantage of being subsidiesd by the er, British Taxpayer was soon brought to task (Brown has hidden all PFI debt and it doesn't show as part of his golden cycles, but it soon will Chaps, Boy it soon will). As mnentioned afore too, 1 km of modern full on track in UK (London) costs more than double than it's European counterpart (the wage bill aspect of this is negligible, so who's kiiding who? STILL, and although Blair will probably win tonight by the skin of his teeth, he must realise UK wants answers to WHY BRitain went to IRAQ. not simply yet more BULLSHIT³.



Note Reid distancing himself, they're all on the ropes as far as I feel it*

As a pointer to anybody who recently read my insolvency comments (even if one person becomes enlightened by it it's worth it, innit)! My Lawyer told me earlier after filling out the first draughts of reams of legal justification that my original debt has already been sold on yet again (hot potato time). Also that in about 6 months time once the case gets going, the Court Office will publish my name in the National press and on a relevent website to announce the fact (lovely I thought) this is to give any potential 'New' creditors' a limited time to put a claim in against me. Best bit is that as well as that (the logic of which seems pretty fair I suppose) that the Court also gets in contact with all those I have contractual dealings with ie, Employer, Dole, House Owner/Landlord, Phone company, Telly licence people, leckrick & Gas, etc, and officially ask them If I owe them anything too (so no secrets there then) Bank obviously as well, though none of them may use this as a reason (legally) to give me grief if yer get me drift). Once again I'm just mentioning this as information to any folks who may deem it relevent to them personally. I know it's German Law
, but I suspect the priciple is similar), Oh and while/if I'm working in future any money owed to the Court for legal costs, gets full priority over any other outstanding debts, no pulling the wool over those eyes now is there.



Fritz Von With regards to the Race hatred Rags thread, I'd just like to re-mention my own distaste at the certain 'Cleric' being jailed for 7 years earlier in UK for supposed incitement, etc. He couldn't have possibly had a fair trial (He'd 'preached' openly in the street (For Many Years) alws with Police in attendance, as I feel when his appeal is soon made, he may well be released though probably sent to his indirect death somewhere else instead. This is relevent to a Free Society, and I repeat many many years, he's not actually committed a crime in UK in my mind, and I feel certain folk in very high places should be brought to account for making him an obvious scapegoat, irrespective of wether we like the Chap or not*

You can't have it both ways, as Bush will also soon learn too*

My ex-workplace used a lot of electricty (mainly through spotlighting all over the ´Gaff) and I was amused one day (last month) by the Boss's partner (business & private) who told me to stop turning lights off all over the place (even though it was closed at the time). He being a private individual & businesman, she being a Senior Civil Servant, I said OK Boss! it's only taxpayers money, (If looks could kill) innit.


Fritz Von He and Our Mick would get on like a house on fire together, he is super careful in his own fiscal dealings, but wastes everybody elses dosh without a care, basically the crux of the mind-set problem across the board I feel, innit*

So who buys Number 10*s inevitable 'Sell' that an Iraq inquiry will damage Troops already in the field then? It's probably good to remind certain folk out there that there are still many British Folk stationed in NI, Cyprus, Kosova, Aghanistan & Colchester, innit*


Fritz Von Speaking as a neutral observer, I would think that many of those based at present in Iraq (as well as their families) would very much like an Inquiry, perhaps it's also pertinent to remind folk that Field Marshall Partly-Manly's recent comments were not just off of the cuff Mess Chit-Chat* As Blair is soon to find out*



Ignore your finest at your peril*


Thatcher comes to mind naturally*

Talking of Satan & Jesus! who are both recognised Sons of God (in fact Angels) in many various ancient texts. I say this for Our Mick's 'Education' afore he tries another of his unwarranted "Fritz is on his Blasphemy number again", I suggest that Royal Immunity is given to Alisdair Campbell (Signed By Her Majesty Herself) and recognised as the highest UK Order, and then may he (willingly/voluntarily) submit himself to a lie detector test & open questioning by Say Hans Blix or another Fin?



Fritz Von Naturally on UK soil too, the Yanks may also be present (Clinton or Gore say) after being fully searched naturally, save a lot of hastle, What do we say Chaps?


Our Alisdair may well hit the bottle again soon I fear*

Whils't currently listening to the obnoxious Becket live in the Hoose, I was interrupted by serious banging at my door. It is pitch black outside and three little girls (7-9 ish) stood before me (minutes ago) all in black, pointed hats the lot, doing the old Trick or Treat Bollocks. I didn't raise my voice, but said 'wobustly" "No Thanks You, I'm a very Nasty Person, Bye Bye" Should have seen their faces, and I closed the door to get back to the real Witch*



Fritz Von Well done Price, there's lovely Boyo*

Berlin's autumn and winter will slowly take effect. They are considerably harder than in the UK though very very few homeless folk die on the streets for social reasons, except the odd drunk/junkie who falls asleep in the snow, unlike in London for instance which sees many every year? All 70 of this City's night stations and soup kitchens open tomorrow (Some State, many Charity/Church aue-various including Mosques) will British Cities do the same? the simple answer is NO! (and NO! that is no critisism of excellent voluntary oraganisations like the Sally Army etc, etc, either, just a FACT*



Fritz Von Nice to see Our Deano feeling important again!


P.S. Hagger's Old Bean, you are quite right one cannot condemn all Yanks becouse of one President, though although not commenting on the slightest on your earlier post or indeed with the ever intensifying lovers tiff with Our Deano, I do ask you to consider as mentioned by me of late (Quoting senior well respected long term Yankee News Anchor men) that the US doesn't report even 4% of foreign News across the board, unless the US itself is somehow invovled (A good starter for ten I feel) John)


Regards Von Inform yourself afore sprouting off bull, or go to New Zealand and live a Century in the past where nobody blames anybody: EVER*

They'll be telling us next that many 'Labour' Councils throughout the land employ 'Totally Unelected' Officers to arrest and hand out fines to members of the Law abiding Public next Our Rupe*

Regards,

Fritz Von You get what you don't vote for, or live by Masonic privelege*

I've often wondered why living here so long, previously with West Berlin's British Consulate (and Embassy in the East), and now for many years a beautiful new State of the Art Embassy here in the Unified Berlin, why we still cannie get Passports here, renewed or otherwise, and in fact have to mess around in er, Dusseldorf?

Fritz

You are shameful.

You owe money left right and center and do not seem prepared to work to quickly pay the money back to the poor sods you borrowed it off.

You have a twisted sense of morality.

Regards

Mick

PS I will not be able to respond to your inevitable pathetic defence of your appalling actions as I am dining out with friends tonight.

I require no defence Michael as everybody on here in their right minds can openly see, as well as your inevitable repetitive jargon*



Fritz Von I trust you don't hesitate to order the most expensive dish on the menu, not too mention some fine DP 79*

P.S. I have but one Creditor as mentioned often*

Fritzvononewiththeethicsofarat

Just a quickie before I depart.

Owing money and not paying it back is appalling.

No ifs and buts, it is appalling.

If you had got off your ass and worked, you probably wouldn't be in the mess you are currently in.

Regards

Mick ... still working

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
as well as your inevitable repetitive jargon*

Whose inevitable repetitive jargon?