Satan & Jesus Are Brothers:

Fritzyvonlazygoodfornothingskivingsod.

From the time you have been droning on here, it is apparant you haven't spent much time looking for a job.

Regards

Mick .... now off for a night out drinking with the chaps.

Hard Days Night's on the telly soon, got in some nice Tarragona to-boot*



Shoshages*

Fritz Von I'll most likely go out for a few bevs at two or three-ish when my new local starts livening up a bit, met a lovely lassie there at the weekend too, no waking up at silly hours tomorrow, and all my bills are paid, well done Fritz*

Brrp:


P.s. I pay for my own drink too!

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Beano Old Tosh, The Chelsea Hospital might be worth a try bellin John*


Fritz Von I'll ave you Butler*

Thanks for that,


They belonged to my Granddad and I found them in a non-descript chocolate box while sorting my late Fathers personal stuff out, no paperwork though, I'll pass them on to my Uncle, he'll appreciate them because he has his Dads other medals and effects.

One looks like a Victory medal? and the other is a Star with blue, red and white ribbon, both look like they've seen a bit of action, probably in my Nannas dolly tub and mangle!

Beano on the buses, what was his brother in-law called, married to Olive?

quote:

Yes, but registered what! Our Andy?

They are registered and checked by the local constabulary, of course.

quote:

Originally posted by Deane F:

quote:

Originally posted by joe90:

Copernicus was a sterling example of this. Before he pointed out otherwise, the accepted 'fact' was that the Earth was the centre of the universe. We now know this to be untrue.

What is more interesting (to me) is the framework of thought which gives rise to notions such as the cosmos having a centre.

The notion that the cosmos has a centre is obviously a frame of thought that is associated with the human tendency to posit the centre as being a reflection of ego. The fact that humans experience a centre within their own embodied experience is projected outwards. The universe appears to exist all around US and we are its centre. This is a well known mechanism. Indeed an investigation of language itself shows that all words originated in the pure experience of embodiment. All words derive from the basic ‘primitive’ experience of body and psyche. The post kantian philosopher Ernst Cassirer (a very bright chap indeed), traced the mode of human consciousness through various successive structures or forms of consciousness, each one supplanting the previous when the limitations reached breaking point.

His basic forms are myth, language and the scientific. The Cartesian grid (circa early 17th centuary) was a crucial mathematical tool, which enabled the development of calculus, which in turn enabled the development of physics which in turn offers the prevailing day to day explanation of 'reality'. The Cartesian grid of course has an origin, the centre of the graph, so it is not surprising that classical physics maintained the notion of a centre of the cosmos. After all classical physics treated the cosmos as something which could be subject to a 3D grid so the idea of a centre was natural. Scientific research and theory at the end of the nineteenth century/ beginning 20th century forced science to abandon this idea. When a form of thought reaches its limitations a more subtle one must take its place. However in a certain sense we do still have a notion of a centre for what else is the big bang? Even today scientists are actually very confused about all this.

I believe that along with the erroneous classical view of a centre of the cosmos, humanity, in the west, are deluded into the notion of a creator Being, God, the centre of all beings and the universe itself. This delusion, seems to be tediously resilient to the findings of modern physics, which clearly indicates the impossibility for their being any need for such a being, FOR PHYSICAL LAWS HAVE NO NEED OF SUCH A SUPPORTIVE INTERVENTION. A recent book by an eminent physicist argues that physical laws emerge from a symmetry breaking from nothingness. Now there’s a thought, not quite right but close! Nevertheless there are theologians, like John Polkinhorne (not a very bright chap), who desperately try to argue that quantum physics shows the necessity of God although Quantum theory neither supports not negates Gods existence. How anyone can say God exists as fact is clearly deluded. They cannot discriminate between ‘knowing’ (in the sense of gnosis) and mere belief. In a recent BBC radio4 interview the Archbishop of Canterbury repeatedly replied that he did not know the answers to many of the questions put to him but nonetheless stuck to the position that ‘faith required commitment in the face of the unknown’, or some such drivel. Time after time when questioned by a firm but friendly radio presenter the Archbishop ducked the questions with an air of quiet calm and arrogance. I really think it is time for us to look for religious leaders who actually know something or give up on religion altogether! I’m not saying the Christian religion has nothing to offer, however. The Christian church is very good at organising jumble sales, whist drives and coffee mornings and helps to engender a sense of community but little else of any value in my opinion. In this respect the church has little more to offer than secular institutions like bingo clubs.

Acad von read all about it in Cassirer’s The Philosophy of Symbolic Forms – probably out of print innit*

Tsunami

I can't see you, hear you nor understand a word you're saying and will probably never meet you. Also you have no way of proving to me that what you're writing is not a fraud penned by someone else claiming to be you.

The only scientific, logical conclusion is that you do not exist.

Just got home and as I opened my door a bloody great rat showed its face, I moved and nearely got the bastard (fortunately not into my gaff) I draw the line, and this is an exception, it sqeaked and dunn a runner as itknew I would do a 20 minute headbutt onitt ( Early Thiamost likely), what a squeal,Bastard.


Fritz Von You Chaps know nuffin about buffin (I refer naturally about City stuff).



Godnight, before I kill heR, I'll cALL HER mICK+

Just got a chat with my temporary neighbours (builders etc doing the house up at present & er, Polish) regarding the dirty rat. Guy says we'll get it, and I told him that in 20 years it was only the second time one had come up the stair (4th floor) and it's now very cold (anybody want to tell me what cold is?).


Fritz Von Jcs deserves a George Medal, I will put his name forward*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

Yes, but registered what! Our Andy?

They are registered and checked by the local constabulary, of course.

I assume you're taking the Michael Our Andy, otherwise you is definately in the wrong job Son!


Regards,


Fritz Von Oh you mean he's a copper workin on the side!



In my day coppers & servicemen/women may not earn extra dosh without the Guvnor's say so, and quite bloody right too*

Well done Our Adam, I did actually notice that very fine & subtle piece of surgery John*


Fritz Von You exceed yourself even when poorly*



Wespect!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by andy c:
P,
I see and take on board your point. However there are always three sides to this type of story:
side a's
side b's
the truth.

The fact the agressor walked away, is one possible indication of a proprtionate resonse - in light of available info, tho.[/QUOTE

I tell you what Andy Old Chop! out of all the coppers I've ever known (which is quite a few actually) I've never met one who rambles on as you do in that special "Let's bamboozle the buggers at every juncture with my Auld Blarney" and very decently done too, I must say John.



Fritz Von To please Mr P, I've just recieved a rather naughty 'surprise' letter from the dole people telling me that because of my low income over the last 9 months etc, etc, they've decided to give me a nice fat cheque out of the blue (which is already on my account, cos I just looked). I am naturally delighted, and we are talking 4 figures here Chaps, so as well as getting in brekkies, I've also allowed myself a rather decent bottle of Fizz (Champagne, French VC my favourite) which I'll now (or soon when it's cold enough) douse with copious quantities of freshly squeezed OJ, and get totally pissed.



G'Day*

Fritz,

why thanks for your constructive remarks. If you expect me to knee-jerk react to one side of a story then You have nicely succeeded again in winding me up!

How anyone can make an objective judgement on that issue to which you refer....MMMmm

Re the door staff issue, they are regulated for obvious reasons - you're a clever chap, you work it out.

Finally, what makes your account of a story the correct account, other than your say so? (directed in repect of the thread to which you refer, of course, and nothing personal...)

I was just sickened to the core by watching unarmed demonstrating women being openly shot by IDF Hero's.


Fritz Von Sky News (Channel of the Century which never shows how many vote on its votes) showed endless banners yesterday regarding NHS Staff Marching in the UK, But did we see one single piece of filum or pic, did we Fuck*



I'll get back to you later Our Andy, I'm squeezin John*

P.S. Sausage fat's excellent for fryin totties in, it's gettin cold here now, real cold, it seems only yesterday that I was wearing a polo shirt & listening to morons all day telling me what they did for a living!

Of course, I understand the pressure you are under right now.

LOL - there is another who is more full of blarney and flannel than me, isn't there? (and i do mean you!)

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
Of course, I understand the pressure you are under right now.

LOL - there is another who is more full of blarney and flannel than me, isn't there? (and i do mean you!)

Don't hold back Son! let it all oot, talking of pressure (I wouldn't like to be an (A) orange in this hoose today John and that's a FACT.


Fritz Von You just do what you feel is best mate, cos as you know you're in a losing battle with this government.


The British Police need to be respected (not feared), and there'as only one way to achieve that goal, the answer you know only too well Son*


Have a beer & Chill out. (Bit of loud John Williams'll do yer, aka SKY. you know it makes sense.

quote:

Have a beer & Chill out.

Would love to, but gotta go to work!

Have a nice bottle of Bitburger waiting in the fridge for later.

A very wise woman once said to me: "remember, there is always more than one side to a debate"

andy c!

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

Have a beer & Chill out.

Would love to, but gotta go to work!

Have a nice bottle of Bitburger waiting in the fridge for later.

A very wise woman once said to me: "remember, there is always more than one side to a debate"

andy c!

And?



Fritz Von I had two Grannies too Son! mind how you go, there's lots of nutters out there and most are not in uniform, but know more names of martial arts systems than Bruce Lee*



Spot the Brain Cell*

...aw, u didnt pick up on the make of beer....bugger.

..asterisks, John, innit, **, John, you know it makes sense von innit asterisks ** ...

quote:

Originally posted by joe90:
Tsunami

I can't see you, hear you nor understand a word you're saying and will probably never meet you. Also you have no way of proving to me that what you're writing is not a fraud penned by someone else claiming to be you.

The only scientific, logical conclusion is that you do not exist.

Its Mr. Tsunami to you or you can call me Acad Joe.

Bearing in mind I cannot see God nor understand a word he says and will probably never meet him and that I have no proof the bible was not penned by a bunch of fraudulent manipulative tribal leaders, bishops and trogs high on mushrooms the only scientific, logical conclusion is that god does not exist.

Regards,

Acad von thanks for the blinding logic

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Fritz Von Jcs deserves a George Medal, I will put his name forward*

I think he deserves to star in his own cartoon series..oh wait..he already is!

Good and Bad are one.
It's us who choose who to work with.

Jag

*