Must get one of these
Posted by: Stuart M on 01 November 2010
What a load of bollox was my first re-action. 
Cheers Stuart.
I laughed so much I thought my nads would explode.
Where does this nutterness come from?
I laughed so much I thought my nads would explode.
Where does this nutterness come from?
They laughed at Thomas Frederick Cooper.
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Toroidal transformers are believed (by some) to radiate micro-encapsulated, highly energetic free radicals in the sub eatherial range. It has been suggested that these interfere with orgone synthesis and could lead to "loss of essence".
Science has so far failed to address this problem but our researchers have found that short, encoded, sequences of audio* frequency - radiated monophonically from a height 32 inches above ground, can counteract these possibly harmful radiations, renew essence and strengthen Odic force. They have, upon documented occasion, stimulated rainfall and promoted (random) hair growth.
The product on offer (subject to Moderators' permission) is the 4th iteration of the original A-Orgone Pineal Accelerator.
Miniaturisation, quartic independent chemical power supplies and a tactile digital interface now mean that the D-Orgone can move from our Institute and find its market among that open-minded section** of the public who have supported many of our previous breakthroughs.
The D-Orgone is available to forum members for 14 easy payments - each less that what you might pay for, say, a premium speaker cable. (Length of cable may vary)
Loss of essence? - just D-Orgone it!
Product requires an open mind, effects may vary, some claims may be spurious.
*Dark Side of the Moon is copyright material and limitations may apply locally.
Unless otherwise expressly licensed by the copyright proprietor, all other rights are reserved. Use in other locations such as airlines, clubs, coaches, hospitals, hotels, oil rigs, prisons, schools and ships is prohibited unless expressly authorized by the copyright proprietor.
Any unauthorized copying, editing, exhibition, renting, hiring, exchanging, lending, public performances, diffusion and/or broadcast, in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited. Any such action establishes liability for a civil action and may give rise to criminal prosecution.
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