Guilty Pleasures 1: People you fancy but shouldn't

Posted by: Kevin-W on 15 December 2006

Confession time!

It's Friday, I have nothing better to do, so I'd like to find out whichb celebs you fancy but who you know you shouldn't really have any feelings for whatsoever.

My confession - Coleen thingymajig (you know, who goes out with wayne Rooney).

Also - mumsy breakfast TV titan Lorraine Kelly!

I know it's wrong but I really can't help it...

Anyone else want to admit their shameful secret?

K
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Right Wing
Now she is nice, that justin is one lucky b*stard.

I would not complain about her sat on my face most evenings
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Chillkram
I know I shouldn't....
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by long-time-dead
quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
I know I shouldn't....


Why do you fancy Jar Jar Binks ?
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Bob McC
What about the bird in tonight's 'The Hogfather' then? Very tasty.
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Jim Lawson
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Deane F
Jim

I agree, Meatloaf certainly looks better as a young man... (Didn't realise you swung that way.)
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Jim Lawson
Wrong Deane.

He is my brother. Oh the guilt...
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by joe90
These lovely ladies I will marry in my NEXT life...

Fiona Apple
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by joe90
Ms. Garofalo...
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by joe90
Ms. Merchant...
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by joe90
and Ms. Deschanel...
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by joe90
Even if she likes lollipops that look like dog turds!
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by Deane F
Jim

I couldn't think of anybody more appropriate to be on a thread entitled "...People you fancy but shouldn't", than your, um, brother...
Posted on: 17 December 2006 by BigH47
Those last 3 all look like they could use a good meal, instead of a good seeing too.
"I broke that one can I have another?"
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Stephen Bennett
quote:
Originally posted by joe90:
Ms. Garofalo...


She was supposed to be the 'ugly' one in 'The truth about cats and dogs'. Confused

Yeah, right....

Stephen
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by JohanR
quote:
She was supposed to be the 'ugly' one in 'The truth about cats and dogs'.

Yeah, right....


Yes, that was very strange, who in his right mind would prefer a 2 meter long straw?

JohanR
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Jonathan Gorse
I have to confess that I have the serious hots for Emma Bunton aka Baby spice - I think she's absolutely gorgeous - to the point where my wife started to wonder why I had suddenly become such a fan of 'Strictly Come Dancing'!!

The truly shameful part of this though is that I have actually started to like her music so love must be blind. I must have a word with the Editor and suggest I review her latest album in Hi-Fi News (or maybe not...)

Jonathan
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by DIL


Winker

/dl
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Stephen Bennett
quote:
Originally posted by David Legge:



Sally Phillips? I think some of you get guilty very easily! Big Grin

Stephen
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Sandy8
Gotta admit it's Jim's brother for me too! Confused
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by DIL
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by David Legge:

Sally Phillips? I think some of you get guilty very easily! Big Grin

Stephen


OK, ordinary and down to earth she may be (But still, IMHO, rather pretty) but I like my fantasies to have an element of realism. Even in my wildest dreams I couldn't see me having any chance with some of the posh totty that has been posted. Ms Phillips, on the other hand... Well, maybe not.

/dl
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Stephen Bennett
quote:
Originally posted by David Legge:
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by David Legge:

Sally Phillips? I think some of you get guilty very easily! Big Grin

Stephen




OK, ordinary and down to earth she may be (But still, IMHO, rather pretty) but I like my fantasies to have an element of realism. Even in my wildest dreams I couldn't see me having any chance with some of the posh totty that has been posted. Ms Phillips, on the other hand... Well, maybe not.

/dl


Yeah, but David, what's so guilty about it? I took the post to mean 'people who you really, really, really should not fancy - not just that you were feeling a bit guilty for fancying someone that anyone in their right mind would find attractive. Big Grin

God jul

Stephen
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Rockingdoc
Yes, but the point of this amusing thread is that there should be shame involved in the inexplicable desire. Sally Phillips isn't inexplicable at all. Neither's Emma Bunton really, apart from the records.

Jim's brother is the winner.
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Stephen Bennett
quote:
Originally posted by Rockingdoc:


Jim's brother is the winner.


But we don't know who he is! We need a photo. Confused

Stephen
Posted on: 18 December 2006 by Rasher
You're not really paying attention are you Stephen Smile