Guilty Pleasures 1: People you fancy but shouldn't

Posted by: Kevin-W on 15 December 2006

Confession time!

It's Friday, I have nothing better to do, so I'd like to find out whichb celebs you fancy but who you know you shouldn't really have any feelings for whatsoever.

My confession - Coleen thingymajig (you know, who goes out with wayne Rooney).

Also - mumsy breakfast TV titan Lorraine Kelly!

I know it's wrong but I really can't help it...

Anyone else want to admit their shameful secret?

K

Posted on: 24 December 2006 by Rasher

Margaret Thatcher!! I've heard it all now.

Posted on: 25 December 2006 by acad tsunami

Theres no hope for the man

Posted on: 25 December 2006 by Polarbear

quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:
Margaret Thatcher!! I've heard it all now.

Here's a thought for Mick, Mrs T in an electricians boiler suit holding a fuse!

Sorted

Posted on: 25 December 2006 by Harry Saunders

Q: Why did Mrs.T. never wear a mini-skirt?
A: She didn't want anyone to see her bollox...

(Kenny Everet warm-up gag circa 1986.

Posted on: 25 December 2006 by Martin D

For Richard S

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1066/Mptv/1066/9635-00..._key=Bain,%20Barbara

Posted on: 25 December 2006 by Martin D

I knew you loved her..........

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Rockingdoc

quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

I remember Margaret Thatcher dressed in a blue suit with a beautiful haircut ..... she became not only my guru but the object of my lust.

Regards

Mick

The man is a master of this forum.

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Diode100

quote:
Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
Now look here boys. This thread isn't called "Extremely beautiful famous women who'd rather die than be seen with a sad hi-fi geek like me". It's about women WE are ashamed of fancying. Now let's see some dogs please.

OK, if it's dogs your after, what about the now superglam Terri Hatcher in the 1996 film of the James Lee Burke classic, Heaven's Prisoners ? I was surprised she ever worked again.

On the other hand, did anyone see the delightful Katherine Jenkins on the Parkinson show over the holiday period, nothing canine about her, whatsoever.

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Richard S

Martin D

Thanks!
Didn't realise it was 'er off Space 1999.
Just had an adolescent tingle!

Cheers
Richard S

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by BigH47

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

I remember Margaret Thatcher dressed in a blue suit with a beautiful haircut ..... she became not only my guru but the object of my lust.

Regards

Mick

To think they try to say alcohol isn't harmful.

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by acad tsunami

quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:

To think they try to say alcohol isn't harmful.

I think Mick must be on meths.

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Deane F

I have to say, I thought that fancying Germaine Greer was a little embarrassing. But Mick fancying Marg Thatcher has truly shocked me. For the New Year, I will try to put it out of my mind...

Posted on: 27 December 2006 by Basil

Good luck with that, Deane!

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Diccus62

Nice.....................

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by acad tsunami

No doubt our Deane will get that deleted. Seeing that pic of Maggie has quite ruined my day. I wonder what fancying her is called in medical terms?

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Rockingdoc

Necrophilia

Now, for the true love of my life;
.

my wife doesn't seem to mind, perhaps because Tink is much older than me. There again, so is old Milk-Snatcher.

BTW. London already has a bronze statue of Tink at Great Ormond Street, said to be the smallest statue in London. Let's hope Snatcher's will be even smaller.

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Fisbey

I think that's quite enough about Mrs T's snatch thank you, don't want people dribbling over their keyboards

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Basil

quote:
Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
Necrophilia

With just a dash of bestiality!

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by Diccus62

Would U like me to rub it for U Uri?

Adam, please please delete this, i've just had me tea.

Diccus

Posted on: 28 December 2006 by acad tsunami

I am sure there are doctors for this kind of thing.