How did Fritz get 'Fritz' as Her Product Name?

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Originally posted by Diccus62:

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Originally posted by Michael_B.:
Here he is in all his curious magnificence

Michael

He looks wonderful, what breed is he?

Regards

Diccus

DEfinately my kind of cAT; sHould I call her PruDenCe?


Fritz von John I'm only askin* She turns me on****

Let's see how good you/any Chaps on this forum really are! It's now now!!! and my off line top of the range puter which I've recenntly been using (online for the first time) is now back offline, and I've just tried to run it up, basic XP Pro, keyboard, & monitor (trusty 17 inch old Sony thingy) all working then it crashes and wont play, XP starts and all that? any ideas?

I need it now, in fact yesterday*

I've re-started, re-booted, etc, all runs up nicely then just crashes?

Just had an old Auntie Beeb matey on and an ex GCHQ Waller that owes me a thingy³ or two (you think I jest, I do not Chaps) how do I get this fucking thing back-up and running, NOW?


Any ideas?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Just had an old Auntie Beeb matey on and an ex GCHQ Waller that owes me a thingy³ or two (you think I jest, I do not Chaps) how do I get this fucking thing back-up and running, NOW?


Any ideas?

P.S. On Pro advice I'm a Chap who keeps things well 'mean & lean' twice daily anti virus thingys right through² as well as monthly de-frags.

I'm seriously at a loss here, as I need the buger*

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Having somehow persuaded Word to check my spelling in English (UK) I am finding it even more impossible to change my Options to remove "Enable click and type" + a few other changes.

Although I have also ticked "Prompt for changes to Normal template" AND opened Normal.dot and made the Options changes in this and saved as Normal.dot these changes get lost between boot-ups, although retained between Word sessions during the same boot.

Stop takin the piss Our Adam, you know damm well what I've been using of late, Any positive pro ideas in your box of tricks or shall I just keep on lovin you?


FXXX

It's still bloody crashin, and barrin gettin the old screwdriver out, I'm seriously at a loss here, aah well my prob I suppose!


Goodnight*


My Naim amp was just dust, this bugger is new*

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Originally posted by wellyspyder:

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Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
So WS, bring back Saddam?

So what is Bush or Blair going to do about Mugabe?

Oh wait let us not forget Dafur:
..."Blair and Bush need to get beyond this posturing and grandstanding".

Why the double standard?

Cynic

And what exactly are you doing Sir besides stirring your fat arse at a computer screen?



Your comments as are mine are irellevant, please don'r EVER think otherwise John*


God be with your cat*

Submariners never have sun tans, don't speak Russian, and dinnie write bluies*


Parry is a Twat³

It's quite true I am over Protective* A pretty pretty young friend of mine will soon be visiting East London with some even prettier mates (namely to Whitechapel where they will be totally safe). They are German students and just drink the atmosphere in (from my old teenager haunting grounds), from the 'Old Red Lion' (The Most Irish Pub in London outside of Ireland) and the London Hospital/Freemasons Tavern, Jewish thingys next to the Twins ( Assocciations- Kosher & Classy).


Fritz von I leave them in your hands Gentlemen* (If you mess up I will Kill you)

Yoko's just been on, my last post pissed her rite orf? (Meredith if only you knew son) one day we'll open a fete somewhere John*

Fritz von I'll catch you Chaps in a week or two*

I haven't a clue on the computer problem, but have a nice holiday.

Beano

Last night after just a couple of beers I found myself laying on the deck of the bog in my local and was fortunately quickly sorted out by a mate. Everybody had a good larf etc, and I drank some water afterwards then went home to clear my head. I decided to go to my local hospital (alone) and had a blood test (I paid for it mesen)I'm pretty sure as an old hand that somebody spiked my drink and when I find them I can only say God help them, cos he's gonna need it*



Fritz von The're narf been some clever bastards lucky bleeders lucky bleeders*


I'll get the results on tuesday*

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Originally posted by J.N.:
You need this version Adam:-



John.

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Originally posted by John Sheridan:
"enable click and type" can be found under "tools-options-edit".

Basically, Stealth Racism in my view John*

My computer problem is sorted thank you all very much*

Fritz von Following the mega advice from here I re-installed every thing and now she's runnin luvvly jubbly again.


I can't believe how many folk have asked after Our MIck since he's been gorn!


Thank You:

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Having somehow persuaded Word to check my spelling in English (UK) I am finding it even more impossible to change my Options to remove "Enable click and type" + a few other changes.

Although I have also ticked "Prompt for changes to Normal template" AND opened Normal.dot and made the Options changes in this and saved as Normal.dot these changes get lost between boot-ups, although retained between Word sessions during the same boot.

Not wishing to be a boring old fart Our Adders! But how can summfink be more impossible John ?



Regards,


Fritz von I don't know what I've done but I've done it again*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

But how can summfink be more impossible John ?

It's a Microsoft thing.

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Originally posted by Deane F:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

But how can summfink be more impossible John ?

It's a Microsoft thing.

Deano me old China! Great to see they've finally released you from the Pitcairns Son.


Fritz von CNN lovers will love to watch Larry King with Oprah & Friends(Excellent switched on stuff)



Love is the answer*



innit:

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Originally posted by rupert bear:

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:

Talking about pets is considered childish.

Mick

but talking about cars is sooo grown-up.

Can anyone recommend a good dog for a household with an allergy-sufferer?

My ex Missus is free!

Interesting to see that the Israelis have finally bottled out and have left Lebanon.



Fritz von The 2 Squaddies are still in captivity then?

"I was just putting out the totty peelins into number 11's dustbins" said a desolate Gordon Brown, when I nipped over the fence in my pinnie and spud bashin toggle to put the rest of them in Tony's eco-frinedly bins as ours were full again of non biodegradable yuppie nappies." when this big old copper bashed me and says "I have reason to believe that you are a nutter! Come with me"



Fritz von Well I never, what a neighbourhood eh, let's hope it doesn't take any publicity away fron the Tory Conference eh!**



I ain't sayin nuffink:

Perhaps Our Fredders and I should form a Trio with Geroge Michael (London Bubble) and call ourselves the Wobbly Tipplers*



Parry on drums possibly (He'd have to black up though).


National Holiday here tomorrow, think I'll stay at home tonight though, Excellent filums last night, my most favouristist Bronson job (The Mechanic), then Dirty Harry III, followed by Escape from Alcatraz, and a film from 1996 ish called 'Fresh' check it out, it's awesome, especially if yer like Our Mick a chess player and member of Densa*

It seems that Congress is not so daft afterall then:

Dear Fritz,

My playing days are well and truly over even if that is a bit sad for me. A better idea would be a direct adjournmenet to the pub without the stress of a performance first in my view! Tjhat would be fun, I suspect...

I guess you will read my other thread here, so no need to re-iterate my last two posts on it! One of which was designed to forstall any pedant, who may consider I was not brung-up proper, like, you know!

Good night from Fredrik, who has an unexpected day off tomorrow, before seemlessly moving into a different departement at work on Wednesday...

Good luck Our Fredders, that was just a little joke referring to your Banister episode, my recent heavy downfall & George Michael's 3rd time being found unconscious at the wheel of his car in London*


Fritz von On the subject of playing, I think I shall be taking a little rest from the amber nectar as from yesterday, because as with smoking at weekends, I went just a little too far it seems (even for my standards), must be that I'm nearly 21 eh!



Good luck in the Jammy Dodger section*


I'm back to work next week too, then the dole at the end of the month, plenty more verbal ammunition for Parry the Sage, innit*

It's Happy Reunification Day here today, Wow I can still clearly remember that Great evening when the wall broke its banks

Thanks for explaining that. I had not made the connection!

All the best from Fredrik

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Originally posted by JWM:
This is appalling. There should be no truck with such things in a 'civilised' society.

Fritz von Quite right John, So why do think it's still there there and everywhere then?