How did Fritz get 'Fritz' as Her Product Name?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 30 September 2006
BASICALLY BECAUSE i'M WELL fuckin GOOD & ON THE bALL chapS.
FriTz von Breakfasted with the Dambusters (OLD ORIGINAL CORNEY FILUM), shed a tear (or nine) i Can telL you, and finished up/started Breakfast the Noo with freshly squeeezed OJ & VERY GOOD FIZZ. A Chap i Know is off to Colditz Castle today (I know it well & many who were there (And still alive) so I'm in one of those moods innit*
Wot?*
FriTz von Breakfasted with the Dambusters (OLD ORIGINAL CORNEY FILUM), shed a tear (or nine) i Can telL you, and finished up/started Breakfast the Noo with freshly squeeezed OJ & VERY GOOD FIZZ. A Chap i Know is off to Colditz Castle today (I know it well & many who were there (And still alive) so I'm in one of those moods innit*
Wot?*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I'm still fairly surprised that North Vietnam which basically single-handedly stopped the KR Genocide in Cambodia through unilateral action (Whils't the UN was picking its nose as per usual) has NEVER been given any actual credit (From Anybody) for doing so. When one considers that the next UN SG is very likely gonna be South Korea's Foreign Minister and his dear neighboours have just announced possible nulear testing much to all and sundries great and understandable chagrin one wonders if Norf Nam may be asked to help?
Fritz von Above quote (first line) is from the Dali Lama (last week) if anybody cares to question it's authenticity! and just like the Vatican is essentially a Diplomatic Organization, I feel that Our Adam on occassion is too, innee*
One man's Mary Whitehouse is another Chaps Mother Theresa*
I bet Parry's loving those Bournmouth tearooms, Oh the action of it all*
Fritz von Above quote (first line) is from the Dali Lama (last week) if anybody cares to question it's authenticity! and just like the Vatican is essentially a Diplomatic Organization, I feel that Our Adam on occassion is too, innee*
One man's Mary Whitehouse is another Chaps Mother Theresa*
I bet Parry's loving those Bournmouth tearooms, Oh the action of it all*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was not shocked & stunned to see no evidence of T.Sheridan's latest thingy whatso'ever with the Murdoch Press Empire on the SKY NEWS WEBSITE!!!
Fritz von this is the type of leader who should be running Britain, not wishy washy drunken HYPOCRYTICAL³ Bully Boys like Comrade Dr Reid HS*
Shock Horror: it's appeared literally since I wrote this note* Updated from nothing, brilliant*
Fritz von this is the type of leader who should be running Britain, not wishy washy drunken HYPOCRYTICAL³ Bully Boys like Comrade Dr Reid HS*
Shock Horror: it's appeared literally since I wrote this note* Updated from nothing, brilliant*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Quote/bob mccluckie
Senior Member
Posted Tue 03 October 2006 12:11
If this post had a picture of a playboy centrefold attached I'm sure it would have been pulled long ago. I don't understand why this offensive picture is still here. Quote ends/
If this post had a picture of a playboy centrefold attached I'm sure it would have been pulled long ago
What are you sure would have been pulled John! The Model, the picture, or certain viewers plonkers?
Fritz von Having posted tasteful (in my view) full frontal nudes more than once on this forum, I afraid I can't agree Squire, it's just your own blinkered opinion/prejudice*
(Nothin new there then, or nothing personal either Dave)
Goodnight*
Senior Member
Posted Tue 03 October 2006 12:11
If this post had a picture of a playboy centrefold attached I'm sure it would have been pulled long ago. I don't understand why this offensive picture is still here. Quote ends/
If this post had a picture of a playboy centrefold attached I'm sure it would have been pulled long ago
What are you sure would have been pulled John! The Model, the picture, or certain viewers plonkers?
Fritz von Having posted tasteful (in my view) full frontal nudes more than once on this forum, I afraid I can't agree Squire, it's just your own blinkered opinion/prejudice*
(Nothin new there then, or nothing personal either Dave)
Goodnight*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Regardless of thingy's Missus's wishes I'll be pretty surprised if Civilized Australia doesn't find a reason (er money) to show the last film regarding her Husband's last meeting with a Stingray at some point, fully justifying itself no doubt as a Murdoch safety filum.*
Fritz von Likewise, although I in no way condole the London Bubble for being slumped at his wheel some 3 times now, endangering innocent people potentially, I'll find it pretty difficult to swallow in today's Civilized Britain when the Hamster film gets lots of public airing with silly background guffaws to-boot (for money, er, sorry safety reasons naturally)*
P.S. When the highly civilized United States of America releases the mini TV series of yesterday's tragic shooting in Pennsylvania (next week probably), will they be lost for words as the Culprit wasn't an inbred German speaking Social outcast as with Oklahoman's not getting over the all American heros blowing them up instead of nasty Victoria Cross winning Muslim terrorists?
Should Steve Martin play the Police Colonel?
Fritz von Likewise, although I in no way condole the London Bubble for being slumped at his wheel some 3 times now, endangering innocent people potentially, I'll find it pretty difficult to swallow in today's Civilized Britain when the Hamster film gets lots of public airing with silly background guffaws to-boot (for money, er, sorry safety reasons naturally)*
P.S. When the highly civilized United States of America releases the mini TV series of yesterday's tragic shooting in Pennsylvania (next week probably), will they be lost for words as the Culprit wasn't an inbred German speaking Social outcast as with Oklahoman's not getting over the all American heros blowing them up instead of nasty Victoria Cross winning Muslim terrorists?
Should Steve Martin play the Police Colonel?
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by rackkit:quote:Originally posted by Rasher:
I must be turning into a woman, because I agree with her.
"No Surprises"
How can one turn out of a woman then?
Fritz von are Pennsylvanian Vampires better flyers I wonder?
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Having just watched the latest Civilized comments on SKY MEWS (First for repeating everything continuously and taking everything as much as possible totally out of context for a sensationalist view) the Amish Community is now being described by an 'expert' (English) as being broken down, drug abusing, non Amish gilrfriends etc, in fact all that is perverse with Fox & Sky & the Sun etc. I repeat, I watch these through interest as the majority of folk who look at this stuff take it as daily Gospel.
Fritz von Now the Culprit who was 32 (and deeply disturbed mentally about things he'd done 20 years ago), has been in the last few minutes described by a Britsh Pathalogical Professor of psychiatry as a possible perverse paedophile etc, etc? My limited maths made this man/boy 12-ish at the time, perhaps I'm missing something here?
Fritz von Ahh well so long as the Community can be further ruined (as they wont retaliate legally like anybody else would) and it sells some papers, that's allright then, innit*
Civilized My Arse, we'll be having peace loving Muslims having a pop at the Pope next for calling them aggressive 6oo years ago**
Of course President William Penn invited The Amish etc to the USA to avoid further European Persecution for their beliefs some time back, though to be honest it seems a Gutter Hacks Dream that they happen to be Christian, because I think the Anti-Semite & Anti-Muslim, brigades might possibly have a field day otherwise don't you Chaps?
Fritz von Now the Culprit who was 32 (and deeply disturbed mentally about things he'd done 20 years ago), has been in the last few minutes described by a Britsh Pathalogical Professor of psychiatry as a possible perverse paedophile etc, etc? My limited maths made this man/boy 12-ish at the time, perhaps I'm missing something here?
Fritz von Ahh well so long as the Community can be further ruined (as they wont retaliate legally like anybody else would) and it sells some papers, that's allright then, innit*
Civilized My Arse, we'll be having peace loving Muslims having a pop at the Pope next for calling them aggressive 6oo years ago**
Of course President William Penn invited The Amish etc to the USA to avoid further European Persecution for their beliefs some time back, though to be honest it seems a Gutter Hacks Dream that they happen to be Christian, because I think the Anti-Semite & Anti-Muslim, brigades might possibly have a field day otherwise don't you Chaps?
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Beano
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I was not shocked & stunned to see no evidence of T.Sheridan's latest thingy whatso'ever with the Murdoch Press Empire on the SKY NEWS WEBSITE!!!
Fritz von this is the type of leader who should be running Britain, not wishy washy drunken HYPOCRYTICAL³ Bully Boys like Comrade Dr Reid HS*
Shock Horror: it's appeared literally since I wrote this note* Updated from nothing, brilliant*
I listened to the interview on the radio with said politician this evening, it was like listening to Rev Ian Paisley's "fire and brimstone with extra sulphur". Made me smile so it did.
Beano
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Literally minutes ago (as with the Sheridan story strangely enough) the first thing he said on the hour headline news was that he was 12 (the 32 age bit was given hours back). It's almost as if SKY is getting its latest accurate updates from this quiet room forum?
Crazy eh, who'd've thought it!?
Fritz von Shocked & Stunned*
Perhaps Our Adam should get a Fee?
Crazy eh, who'd've thought it!?
Fritz von Shocked & Stunned*
Perhaps Our Adam should get a Fee?
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Beano
Fritz,
Is a regular reservist (British Army) TA?
Is a regular reservist (British Army) TA?
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Beano:
Fritz,
Is a regular reservist (British Army) TA?
Most of the time, though not necessarily if I recall collectly Magnus*
Regards,
Fritz von Wobbly Majors Generally cause havoc*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Beano
My home town has lost another soldier, that's three deaths now from what is essentially a small community, three too many!
Beano
Beano
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Beano:
My home town has lost another soldier, that's three deaths now from what is essentially a small community, three too many!
Beano
Yes local German Troops from here have been in Afghanistan for some 5 years now, as well as quite few in the Congo on new assignments, or did you mean good old Iraq John?
Fritz von There's nothing to say unfortunately *
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Beano
The name just released by the MOD was serving in Iraq, but the tally of three is spread over Afghanistan & Iraq.
Beano
Beano
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Beano:
The name just released by the MOD was serving in Iraq, but the tally of three is spread over Afghanistan & Iraq.
Beano
The MOD have been accused lately of giving false casualty figures, which in my mind are very serious allegations and have political connotations, no Press in their right minds will make such comments, get my drift John?
Fritz Von fatalities have been named, but not always why and how, and injuries have not been reported, similarly if one follows CNN, THE BEEB & SKY for a few days on this subject (to name a but few) remember the US only broadcasts 5% foreign NEWS Daily when their Chaps are not involved* Figures regarding Our own troops vary greatly depending on what one watches, some will say this is for security reasons, I say it's pure BULL²
On Iraq, Blair lied via Campbell, and it will come out, he lied and sent us to War falsly and knowingly, it is the only Legacy he deserves. like Thatcher with The Falklands*
Fritz von Sending TA troops to warzones is a last resort in my view, and a pathetic one at that, as already fully mentioned previously old bean*
Yanks have a different remit to search and kill, we do not*
Posted on: 03 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. The 5% Foreign News coverage quote comes from recent comments (Live with Larry K) from Tom Brokar & Ted Turner 2 of the Yanks most resepected and accomplished Anchor Men over many Decades so I think we can definately take their word for it, in fact it's quite brave of them to say so, basically admitting that Americans do not have a clue of what's going on outside of er, America, and they're basically not interested in the slightest, though worry why they ain't so lerved*
Fritz von Keep em sweet*
Fritz von Keep em sweet*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As most Yanks believe today that Saddam was behind 9/11 and being a Muslim he's totally on the side of AlQaeda (Quite a few Britons too it seems!) the propaganda War (attack) seems to have worked nicely, rather like other hidden agenda merchants on this forum, innit*
Fritz von Roger's song 'Illusion' was always good I thought (No it's not a Russian Commie Plane) unlike Reid, who's just a plane Commie*
Fritz von Roger's song 'Illusion' was always good I thought (No it's not a Russian Commie Plane) unlike Reid, who's just a plane Commie*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just watched a great cooking programme from the States with some Wayne Shorn lookalike, bit taller though and also an Aussie ( never seen it afore). He cooked up a great meal for some rich-bitch Yankee tart and her home-coming soon to be husband. He did a Cantonese soup, then duck with plum sauce, ginger, etc, tec, looked bloody great mate, I could smell it from here.
Fritz von Beans on toast time methinks*
So much bloody noise going on around here I can hardly hear myself think, should have stayed at work if I still had some contract time left, innit. Scaffolding and bashing at the widers, rippin the floorboards up above me in the attic, Parry couldn't have orchestrated it better himself to teach the lazy scrounger a lesson, raking off orf the German taxpayer as he keeps telling everybody, innit*
Enough t'drive a man t'drink so it is*
Fritz von Beans on toast time methinks*
So much bloody noise going on around here I can hardly hear myself think, should have stayed at work if I still had some contract time left, innit. Scaffolding and bashing at the widers, rippin the floorboards up above me in the attic, Parry couldn't have orchestrated it better himself to teach the lazy scrounger a lesson, raking off orf the German taxpayer as he keeps telling everybody, innit*
Enough t'drive a man t'drink so it is*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I see there's gonna be loud disrepectful demonstrations when the little girls recently murdered in Pennsylvania get buried then!
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink*
Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Earwicker
Jeeeeeezus Christ, are you STILL writing this shit?
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Earwicker:
Jeeeeeezus Christ, are you STILL writing this shit?
You refer to I assume to my last post! (Where a new thread will no doubt appear on here long after the event). Just finished watching Cameron's Speech to the faithful, which in essence was very good, though I'm saddenned that he didn't mention er, PFI though, considering it's a Tory invention (under the Major) and is the main cause for Britain's present near bankruptcy (I refer to the State not the individuals (of various partys) who've fleeced the Country of £Billions.
Fritz von Earwicker calls it Shit, I call it downright hypocrytical robbery of the highest Odour, and weak tarts like yourself are two a penny and go like stale farts in the wind to the next freebie, in other words useless:*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I was just rather amused to read some posts on the old Pink Salmon Show as offshoots of the 'Alleged' abuse of British Squaddies in NHS UK HOspitals, injured in action* Firstly we have yet to hear an actual statement form said Squaddie or Squaddies, secondly Haslar in Gosport has been taking NHS Civilian patients for years (a place I know about quite well personally actually (since Childhood, ie, 35 years plus). Finally my ex (German SRN & Theatre Nurse) worked here in Berlin's BMH Hospital for some time amongst others, and for fear of breeching the OSA I wont say too much, except that unless one was Rudolf Hess (own Private Floor) injured Squaddies etc were far better off in local Berlin Hospitals where in fact a great majority of them invariably ended up fortunately*
Fritz von Those Wallys comments on there should put themselves in the place of the patients, and US Troops injured recently in the field, after initial services of excellence (in er, Germany with many er, German Nurses & Doctors to provide that excellence) end up penniless (and uninsured in the States) leading to bankruptcy, this is now, and is well documented by er, the US Congress, so perhaps some should start opening their fucking eyes before opening their daft gobs and wanking off to Patriotic vitriol essentially designed for WASPS²
Partly-Manly May explain?
Fritz von Those Wallys comments on there should put themselves in the place of the patients, and US Troops injured recently in the field, after initial services of excellence (in er, Germany with many er, German Nurses & Doctors to provide that excellence) end up penniless (and uninsured in the States) leading to bankruptcy, this is now, and is well documented by er, the US Congress, so perhaps some should start opening their fucking eyes before opening their daft gobs and wanking off to Patriotic vitriol essentially designed for WASPS²
Partly-Manly May explain?
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
May well also be loudly (and legally) protesting at Amish Child Funerals!
Fritz von I wonder if Jerry Fisher will be doing interviews?
Shit it is, Get's on yer, innit*
I wonder why they don't do it at Jewish & Muslim Funerals then?
P.S. Who saw any black faces at the Tory Conference then? No neither did I, at least they're being honest, even though stealthily*
And No I don't mean successful Asian Business-Folk Either, I mean Black as in Afro_English Carribean* like the VC Chap who fortunately got evacked to Kuwait first*
Oh Dear*
Fritz von I wonder if Jerry Fisher will be doing interviews?
Shit it is, Get's on yer, innit*
I wonder why they don't do it at Jewish & Muslim Funerals then?
P.S. Who saw any black faces at the Tory Conference then? No neither did I, at least they're being honest, even though stealthily*
And No I don't mean successful Asian Business-Folk Either, I mean Black as in Afro_English Carribean* like the VC Chap who fortunately got evacked to Kuwait first*
Oh Dear*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I expect I meant Jerry Springer, as is maybe now known I've not been able to edit my posts as a guest for some two months now*
Fritz von I can do science me*
Fritz von I can do science me*
Posted on: 04 October 2006 by Earwicker
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Earwicker calls it Shit, I call it downright hypocrytical robbery of the highest Odour, and weak tarts like yourself are two a penny and go like stale farts in the wind to the next freebie, in other words useless:*
Fritz mein alter wurst-nosher, may you be silenced! You have wasted countless hours posting drivel on this forum - I presume because you have too much time on your hands.
EW von innit, asterisks, John etc etc