How did Fritz get 'Fritz' as Her Product Name?

Yet More Obviouis Lies, 8,000+ of them*

Fritz von Get's on yer, I am the judge of wether I waste time on here or not, you and Parry just come to my only thread and constantly whinge *

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Earwicker calls it Shit, I call it downright hypocrytical robbery of the highest Odour, and weak tarts like yourself are two a penny and go like stale farts in the wind to the next freebie, in other words useless:*

Fritz mein alter wurst-nosher, may you be silenced! You have wasted countless hours posting drivel on this forum - I presume because you have too much time on your hands.

EW von innit, asterisks, John etc etc

At least Fritz doesn't barge onto other people's threads just to insult them ! Of course people will do this when the recipients are in the US or Germany and therefore not likely to give them a bloody nose at a Naim barbecue.

Cheers Fritz !

Larry

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Originally posted by larry h:
[..]and therefore not likely to give them a bloody nose at a Naim barbecue.

Ohmigod, you know about that??!

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Ohmigod, you know about that??!

Eh ?

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How did Fritz get 'Fritz' as Her Product Name?

Is it something cryptic like teaching Chess?

Beano

I remember the whole school enjoying singing Cumbria in moaning assembly!


Fritz von Oh Lord, Cumbria*

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Originally posted by Deane F:

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Originally posted by Deane F:

Yes, I reject all ideologies.

But I do believe in God.

Without mentioning irradiated fruits Our Deano, as I recall yourself and Our Fredders are the only folks on this forum who've actually admitted to ever voting in an election, so your beliefs in my mind do have some credibility Old bean. For those others on here who have the gaul to 'seemingly' seriously attempt to discuss or comment upon British current affairs & Politics/ideologies I can only remind them what sheer hypocrits³ and double standard run/hide with the crowd limp-wristed squibs they really are, who's 'opinions' bear no creedance whatso'ever as far as I can see, innit*



Fritz von Lemmings the lot of them*



Fritz von

Ohh the memories...

I remember stifling yawns in school assembly while trying too sing cum-by-yawnnnn me lord, my eyes used to water as well while yawning, and as an inmate in an all boys school, I hope one can imagine the pi**-take if the enemy caught a glimpse of the tears!

Beano was taught by Nuns.

British Faith Schools are an excellent thing Our Beano, I've always thought a that a network of Catholic, etc, Madrassess across the nation would do wonders for social integration innit*



Fritz von Well You've Gotta Have Faith*

Only A relatively few people have abused the 2000 year young Christianity trip! fine imagination indeed, then of course the cow jumped over the moon*


Fritz von What Mindless Tosh*



Goodnight*

Ah Yes! I fondly remember my first few ever posts on here when I was lambasted with abuse by the then Mattthew Robinson (Who is Probably Parry in reality, and who cares really? I bloody don't). The good old "What are you doing coming on here uninvited routine, Our Clique don't like you; bullshit" and then there was the Censorship subject, Ah Yes! the Censorship, cos you're not in Our Club Chaps. Strange how folks cannie use their real names on here anymore innit, if at all at all that is, it's almost evidence enough to call in Silver Sergeant Our Andy to investigate further, innit*



Fritz von As mentioned afore (more than thrice) just becuase I have a few nice expensive toys I certainly wouldn't spend hours/months/years on an internet forum er, talking about them, I mean that'd be daft wouldn't it, especially if it wasn't a forum that actually specifically dealt with that particular subject.


I had that George Michael in the back of my cab once, lovely bloke, and so generous with the old tips too*

I wonder if injured British firemen & A & E nurses should have seperate hospitals then, to protect them from pissed morons who regularly target them going about their very difficult duties?


Fritz von I bet Our Fredders has seen a few nasty scenes when frustrated squaddies get well Saaf of Der Border, innit*


But they're different of course*

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Originally posted by Bruce Woodhouse:
He was pretty watchable in the Sixth Sense too. One of those actors that may become more interesting with age.

I always loved it when Anthea gave us a twirl Bruce, and Bruce marketed his trainset range too (no plugging please)*

Fritz von Should Muslim coppers prescribe drugs?


P.S. 75% cocoa Equadorian chocolate for breakfast with Arabian milk coffee, wery nice indeed.


Of course Bruce Kent was also Superman wunnee*

Germany as well as other switched on €uropean Countries that believe a major part of good health of both the population and the health of the health services finances themselves are great advocates of prevention rather than cure.

Fritz von Grannies old regular drop of cider vinegar (over a long period) to lower uric acid levels and subsequently avoid gout attacks (very painfull believe me) and some also believe it helps slow down arthur-righteous too! Fresh Wallnuts though are the big thing, they taste great and are not only for Christmas and are strongly believed to prevent Alzheimers, together naturally with plenty of brain jogging as well (internet forums & learning to play the guitar for instance).


P.S. I never advocate giving medical advice on internet forums (Known as the 'Parry Three legged Cat Law') so as my Father always said to me as a child "Please ignore everything I say to you as I'm a Yorkshireman born and bred"


Sound advice indeed:

N.B. And thanks to Larry H for his kind words earlier, if it wasn't for Chaps like him, I just might not carry on posting on here anymore, it would all seem so pointless and shit*

Parry could well invest some of his well ' ' dosh here I reckon!


Talking of Our Mick, I watched 'Enemy of the State' last night for the first time from 98. Great stuff with the brilliant John Voight, Will Smith and ever masterful Gene Hackman who's actually one of my most favouritist actors.


Today's BBC Hardtalk features an ex US General who's now an Enemy of Bush's State too*


Shakespeare himself was an actor too of course*

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Originally posted by Diccus62:
F*** Me its a young Jimmy Saville. Now then, now then, now then

Actually it's Our Micks favourite Editor who runs the er, Economist!


Fritz von Well done Our Mick*

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Originally posted by Rasher:
As proved by the peace in Northern Ireland, the only way to progress for the greater good is to accept what's done is done, leave history in the past, learn the lessons, and focus on the future. That applies to all faiths. You can't condemn people of a certain religion for the actions of those hundreds of years ago any more than I can blame the 7 year old German child who lived next door to me for the second world war.

You don't live in Norway then John?

Regards,


Fritz von Keepin it real*

P.S. I've always considered Christ and the other Prophets as God, and not an offshoot of God*

Having spent the last nine months or so translating some 160 texts (from various sources from modern to ancient covering all religions and heathen customs) on a daily basis into English from German (many of them having been translated originally from many other languages too) and all relating to their own versions of either New Year, Easter, or Christmas (periods) I must say that as an (amateur non professional) it did occur to me on many occassions (when I used artistic licence to spice things up slightly) how anybody who reads my own texts for the first time and actually takes them as Gospel, will be reading History as I've portrayed it.



Fritz von In fact I may well have changed history in the eyes of some young folk who follow my interpretations, innit*


It's probably a blessing in disguise then that i Is not good enough to be a journo!

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Originally posted by Haim Ronen:
Definitions of heaven & hell:

In heaven we have:

English policemen,
German mechanics,
Italian lovers,
French cooks,
Karl Marx
Charlie Chaplin


In hell we have:

English cooks,
German lovers,
Italian policemen
French mechanics
Ariel Sharon
Margaret Thatcher

Fritz von Not too mention the Divvle the Commander in Chief*

Voof Voof*

Personally regarding the case of the Police Officer (who happens to be a Muslim like many other British Officers) being put on duties other than guarding the Israeli Embassy in London (as a DPG Member) after being assessed by his Superiors as a possible safety risk under the then circumstances (after he'd mentioned his own concerns, though never refusing to go on duty wherever posted) I find the Gutter Press and er, Media responsible for serious unprofessional and Islamophobic conduct. As certain folk on this forum well know (if they're really what they say they are) Police Officers are deployed often taking other considerations into account by their Managers, as are certain soldiers and Regiments not deployed in certain theatres (NI for instance) for similar logical reasons*



Fritz von The British Gutter media is reaching all time lows, can they get any lower we ask*


I concur, You're on Our Mick*

His Commanders risk assessment was based upon the Officers concerns regarding his Lebanese family members and the then ongoing war there (Mossad know everything and may have seen him as a threat to the Embassy?) One supposes hopefully that this Gutter Press Hullabaloo would naturally be the same had he and his family been Christian as many Lebanese are?

creme de la creme

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
creme de la creme

Fizzer me old China, I don't wish to go on here (you know me), but I must recall a much earlier post I made some 3 years back regarding PC Trevor Lock (also of the DPG) who was lambasted by the press (some 30 years back) after the SAS storming of the Iranian Embassy in London). His family afterwards were also harrassed bis style by brain-dead morons (kids at school getting at his kids too) as well as his Missus, calling him a coward etc (Gutter Press never changes)causing near serious allround breakdown. I lived nearby and had some idea of what went on there, and also clearly recall Senor Parry's comments at the time on here (who wisely shut the fuck up pretty sharpish when the Grand Master at his Brasso Club advised him he was well out of his remit & depth (as per usual).


Regards & Cheers*



Fritz von People are basically stupid, innit*


See you on Saturday Grand Master*

Yes they are stupid, stupid and deluded.

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
Yes they are stupid, stupid and deluded.

Just what my therapist said! How did you know?

Cheers,

FAB Fritz*