Another chance to commune with Kylie

No! Enough! Put your arse away woman!

The combination of this pixie paragon of the pointless celbrity cult with a pointless and obsolete teenage television programme holds no joy for me.

Tim

Tim,

Do you have no joy in your life?

The papers have been reporting that Kylie has in fact retired her arse.

You can still catch it on her No.1 bestseller 2004 calendar though.

(I missed the new TOTP though - Any cop?)

DS

ITC - V/A - Burial Mix - The Versions

Well sort of. She came on in a very short pants suit, confirming she's got legs all the way up to the item you were referring to.

Jesus christ Alan, if you are anything over the age of 30 then you are a pervert.

Or me. I'd stoke Kylie's fire AND look at her mantle at the same time. *

* Special conditions apply :

This offer is dependent on poker-stoking angle and a professional application of lighting, makeup and airbrushwork to mantle of said no-talent prima donna.

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"You don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire"

Tom

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Ah yes, Tom. That's all very well but what if you're stoking the mantle piece.

Tom -

Bagsies the bottom half.

Tim

Kylie is arguably less of a Gay icon since she became the ubquitous lust object of middle-aged suburban men.

She was much more of a traditional gay icon during her wilderness years when she had the appropriate whiff of tragedy and unhappiness.

Certainly she is no longer gAy-List like Liza Minelli, Bet Gilroy and Jonny Wilkinson.

Matthew

[This message was edited by Matthew Robinson on TUESDAY 02 December 2003 at 15:04.]

Matthew -

Hang on, what's Jonny's "whiff of targedy and unhappiness" then?

Tim

Tim,

My friend Patrick claims Jonny is an obvious closet gayer even if he doesn't know it yet. Apparently all this talk of "wishes to maintain his current lifestyle" stuff is code.

Mind you Patrick says much the same about Freddie Lunberg so I'm not sure how much credence we should give to this theory.

Matthew

I just don't get it I thought every one fancied Kylie!

God god I wouldn't last long.

Actually, a friend told me this (believing it to be true) just before the France match.

Having been forced to play Rugby as a child I think it is a closet gayer sport anyhow, and was delighted by the news that Jonny's sexuality might be undoing a whole world of assumptions.

How very disappointing to discover the existence of his charming girlfriend.

Tim

[This message was edited by Tim Jones on TUESDAY 02 December 2003 at 18:08.]

Pah! She's obviously a beard.

Matthew

I just don't get it I thought every one fancied Kylie!

Well, I just don't fancy her.

Whenever I think Kyllie, I just think of a midget with big teeth and an '80s perm walking down the aisle with Jason "not a gayer" Donovan. Her arse isn't anything to write home about either.

I'm much more of an Uma Thurman man meself (even if her feet are rather gnarled).

So there.

Kevin

Kevin -

My heart also belongs to Uma. She is the anti-Kylie.

And she will be mine. Oh yes!

Tim

Tom

You cannot have both. They are mutually exclusive entities. You are either for Uma or for Kylie (as a rule, perpetual adolescents favour Kylie, mature intellectual men like Uma).

There can be no fence-sitting on this matter. You have to choose.

Now which is it to be?

Kevin

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Originally posted by Tom Alves:
Why not have both?

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In the strict biblical sense, you mean?

Just seen Charlie's Angels 2.
I"m sure you reprobates will love 3L (Lucy Lui in Leather)

Geoff