ebay - the funniest product listing?

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Originally posted by Imo's Dad:
I think jaw droppingly amazing...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Grand-Kimball-USA-re-Bosendorfer-...QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

What would this guy be like with a dodgy CDS3?

Dave

I wouldn't buy a used car from him and if I had a daughter I wouldn't let her go out with him. The man is a complete looper.

I recognise some of the words as being English, but not the sentences they form. Was this listed by Fritz?

Steve.

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I wouldn't buy a used car from him and if I had a daughter I wouldn't let her go out with him. The man is a complete looper.

Erik,

Check his other items for sale... yes, a used car!

Cheers

Dave

Pianos and cars?

quote:

Originally posted by Imo's Dad:

quote:

I wouldn't buy a used car from him and if I had a daughter I wouldn't let her go out with him. The man is a complete looper.

Erik,

Check his other items for sale... yes, a used car!

Cheers

Dave

Steve and Dave,

Good observations both.

Cheers,

Erik

I'd be too scared to go and pick this piano up.

Did you look at all the pictures?
Is that Dave Allen having a tinkle?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=73...L=6#ebayphotohosting

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Originally posted by markfs:
Did you look at all the pictures?
Is that Dave Allen having a tinkle?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=73...L=6#ebayphotohosting

Whilst this guy is obviously having a laugh, it looks more like Dave Brubeck than Dave Allen!

Nic

I like the way he says "I don't need to tell you any more about this piano" and then goes on with the description for another 2169 words.

"30 years before your coca cola....etc etc"

Ha ha ha

Jonathan

The ravings of a madman!

I seriously believe if you went to collect it, you wouldn't leave for about 2 weeks.

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Originally posted by markfs:
The ravings of a madman!

I seriously believe if you went to collect it, you wouldn't leave for about 2 weeks.

If at all. I think he has got several people in the basement that have already tried to pick up the piano

You may have also seen this listing - if not, be sure to read the questions...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DVD-Recorder-Phillips-DVD-R610_W0...ryZ75529QQssPageName