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I think it's important to point out that the jist of this thread is 101% original, you wont find any recent pointers in either PE, The Tomes, or the whatever bloody else either, innit*


Sorry for letting the side doon Chaps,


Must be Goodnight Finally*

Andy, you misled me old chum! CSO's cannot earn a living purely on their work without other benefits or income, so did you lie, or did you just 'unconsciously deliberately' mislead me with the usual double-talk I don't get paid overtime bollocks?*


Unlike every other er, highly trained Police Officer in the UK?


Cheers, I personally don't give a toss what you write on here Old Son, just nice to remind you occassionally innit John, know what i mean*

It should be pretty obvious to most these days on here (even bored administrators too) that Berlin Fritz cannot be even scratched by boring entities that recieve no replies at all at all*


Fritz von Just Imagine if this forum was commercial (even hifi orientated god forbid) who would go bankrupt first, pretty obvious I feel*


Stab yer in the back so much as look at yer treacherous Old load of old hypocryts� and that's just the Brothers*

Good Evening Fritz,

I just replied on your old Thread. Sorry for that. Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Good Evening Fritz,

I just replied on your old Thread. Sorry for that. Fredrik

Hanging offence on here Our Fredders (though it depends who you are naturally)*


Fritz von As you may know not so very long ago many Londoners (mainly Cockneys) would have their only family holiday of the year picking hops in the Garden of England, ie, Kent*

It must be true cos Cavvers didn't say it, and he's got mates in the trade!

Sorry I meant sales, he's got mates in the trade of making money, and the product is neither here nor there quality wise so long as the punter coughs up the dosh*

You've noticed how it doesn't say in Strongbow bottles "Made from English Apples" I've gone off of it now anyway, far too expensive and Merrydown is ten times better and British to the core* €2,75 a litre here. Brrp:

I will be very glad when today is over*

A new thread on speeding in Wiltshire Cul De Sacs could be envisaged I feel, innit*

No amber lights though*

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Andy, you misled me old chum! CSO's cannot earn a living purely on their work without other benefits or income, so did you lie, or did you just 'unconsciously deliberately' mislead me with the usual double-talk I don't get paid overtime bollocks?*

Fritz,

Please note you asked me a point of fact. I replied correctly. Police Community Service officers are differant to members of the Special Constabulary. The former are members of UNISON, and are paid a monthly wage, based on shift working etc. The latter are volunteers - as such they don't draw a monthly salary (yet!)

Oh, and I don't get paid O/T at the mo - U r a clever so and so - U work it out!

Oh, remind me of what - being well paid? I know i am paid well for my job - U have no knowledge of my history or upbringing to know whether I appreciate how much I am paid, or indeed how much work i do to 'earn' it.

I won't wait for the apology - bearing in mind this is no deviation from what I initially told you.

Mind u - i ain't sayin' nuffin about the fact you'll do another dodge and say 'i couldn't give a toss' etc - that's called hidin in my book... If you voice an opinion publicly, you expect a repost...

Afaristo...

Fritz, like you r sky link,

although this type of thingy is in use already, and is old nuse, innit***^*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I think it's important to point out that the jist of this thread is 101% original, you wont find any recent pointers in either PE, The Tomes, or the whatever bloody else either, innit*

It has a jist?

Phil

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Originally posted by Phil Cork:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I think it's important to point out that the jist of this thread is 101% original, you wont find any recent pointers in either PE, The Tomes, or the whatever bloody else either, innit*

It has a jist?

Phil

I think it's quite important to ask the likes of Monsieur Parry on this one to see wether you think it has a jist or not? Andy thank you for your reply, and I'm sure your background is nowhere near as heartbreaking as Our Micks is though Son, they bombed his Dad's bloody chippy in Plymouth, and still haven't rebuilt the bugger*

History is history, what you do now and in the future are what are impotent John (touch of a Meredism there I feel) (or is it Meredithism?)*

Fritz von der In my lunchtime rush, I got half a brace of Buds over the road to me; for my freezer and knocking off time, which is now. To my shock, though lightning Wah Kung Fu that esque reactions, I narrowly missed getting a really cut up boat race as one of the bastards exploded whils't picking it u, my new t-shirt colored etc, splattered in blood. Never known that to happen before, and it was well lucky /waste of good piss though naturally. Had to leave in a dash, and slightly pissed off, to enjoy post office stress afore returning to the old bog brush factory. Having just done a re-run for the pigs ears, the bird behind the counter gave me a cracking (intact) Pauliner Weiß Beer World Cup Glass as a sorry for shocking me, and that I wont sue em (Will I?)*

Good start to the weekend methinks, which will officially open in about ten seconds.

Tschuß*
Lot's ov well pissed Swedes about?

Andy Old Bean, it's true what you've just mentioned re reliability of reports etc. Having just enjoyed a marvellous chill-out interview (with ice cold medicinal Bud alongside) from The Hay Festival (Down Our Fredders way) with Vikram Seth (Writer) who seems an exceptionally decent chap (anybody read any of his stuff? I think he's gonna be my next order to my little man for moir).

Yes Our Andy, switch over to Sky on the hour for the gossip as they see it, and weather tells me that Berlin is now 19°C, and there's me thinking it's 29 which it most obviously is*


Fritz von der Shabby tricks*

Right old buggers for the bottle them Swedes you know, pretty anti-German too (and nothing to do with WWII either)

It's excellent to know that CPSO's will earn a living wage in their efforts alone, one could have even accused me of prevaracating to the extreme Our Andy eh?*

Fritz von I bet some actual real coppers will change over in a flash when the going gets good, same benefits (0% responsibility, love it Gordon)*

Well sexy flourescent jackets too, and I hear the B.Transport Cops will soon be training the SAS*

Still classed as prize wankers where I come from*

TA what's that then?

Always a good deal from Vatican Motors of Stoke Newington*

One careful Oness

Goodnight*,

Ford Mitre
P.S. Assuming one has a regular routine & that stressess up at a given part of the day, I feel that lying unconscious after a skinfull of real ale, Bwasso or scwumpy at the base of ones local is most meditative, as well as making you a real man to-boot, innit*



Brrrp* Wotta loada prize Tosh as per usual*

P.S. Our Andy I distinctly made a very clear point of not referring to the SC (as my posts can prove) Why you bring that up I do not know? neither care, just remind you that by stating things like "I answered you correctly" etc, you did absloutely nothing of the sort (I remind you I'm not interested in personal smarty points, and have no 7Up-esque agendas either)*and I can't really fathon what makes you tick in this field rather than blind ego, or mispalced faith, or long in the tooth, my pension's coming up, so sod em* and let the roundabout remain magic without me*


My friend recently had a visit from the so-called crime prevention officer (London) (in with local insurance and security firms shock horror), boy was she quickly given her marching orders:

Unbelievable Stupidity³
(Ever read what it says on NSY's toblerone spinny?

I'm orf daan the pub, where thay speak my language, even the coppers, besides it's his/their round*

I'm afraid an Engineer sent me this one so it might be simply daft?


Fritz von Cheers Ed (catch yer later my Son)

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Fritz von I bet some actual real coppers will change over in a flash when the going gets good, same benefits (0% responsibility, love it Gordon)*

Doubt it, dude. It's a contracts issue.

Re my agenda - it's simple really. I don't comment on stuff I have no knowledge of. I also don't comment on politics - party differances etc, as it causes too much ruption. I take the piss in a very light way, as realistically in some cases I don't know the individuals behind the names on this forum, and therefore try to be respectful.

I leave the copying/pasting from private eye etc to others*, but am happy to challenge something that I have factual or theoretical knowldege of, provided it's not going to cause me hassle.

One thing that does get my goat is generalisation, rather than specifics. It's easy to say 'you are all crap', when actually not 'all' are actually so.

I end by saying that if you have no agenda, Graham, then why post some of the things you do? Your agenda could simply be to inform, but it's an agenda nontheless...

I've often thought how interesting this forum would be Our Andy if everybody took your point if view, which basically isn't one at all at all old Son now is it? I didn't say you had an agenda either, (So I'm interested myself how you come to your own 'facts') and as far as I can see (like certain others on here) you continually just stay with your non point of view though critsise myself, which is perfectly your right to do so, but you never back it up with anything of substance now do you. It's just repetitive old non rhetoric all the bloody same, but with absolutely no substance.


Fritz von With my various quotes and pastes from here and there talking about this and that I intend to pass on thought provoking points, whereas your own stand seemingly wants to put everything down into a little er, box, with 'I'm right written on it' and to question is taboo, by wasting time in going round in circles talking about petty details, which are no more provable on here than generalizations, or giving on forum medical advice, are now are they! and I've seen quite clearly that you yourself only read what you want to read, the very thing I'm accused of on a regular basis, by er, you, and cut out all that respect for other members bull, it just doesn't wash with me, even if you're the bloody Arch Bishop of Canterbury, the only respect on here boils down to Our Adam's discretion, innit *


Regards,

Cheers and I know what my name is, as does everybody else, but on here it's Berlin Fritz, Sir Dave*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Let's hope Our Polar Bear's actually got a driving licence after all this er, decision making on his er, part, innit*

Excellent, I was told a while ago by a mate of mine about this site, but when I looked for it, could I find it, could I hell. All I found, and subsequently signed up for, was email from the PM's office at No 10. So I'm now number twelve on the list for my MP.

Beano

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Originally posted by Beano:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Let's hope Our Polar Bear's actually got a driving licence after all this er, decision making on his er, part, innit*

Excellent, I was told a while ago by a mate of mine about this site, but when I looked for it, could I find it, could I hell. All I found, and subsequently signed up for, was email from the PM's office at No 10. So I'm now number twelve on the list for my MP.

Beano

It's like trying to access Britain's wonderful all new Freedom of Information Act Our Beano (Wanna try it?), or like me saying to Our Andy over and over and over again why he feels that the IPPC is independent and fair, when it obviously isn't, backed up with the usual old rhetoric, or rather non-rhetoric.



Fritz von I see that Andy Hayman of the Met's getting an CBE then, what wonderful timing, as well as being investigated by the er, IPPC currently, consisting of not less than a few ex er, senior Met Officers, you just couldn't make it up could you*



LObby Yer MP*


Great to see Our Mick on the balcony at Buck House with his staff, for Our Lilibet's 80th fly past wunnit*

Fritz,

To make a view that the IPCC it totally crap is not correct - I assume based on the fact they don't convict in all cases or due to recent events re info getting out that should not have done - please correct me if I am wrong. You also need to appreciate that due to what I do I cannot comment on some investigations. However on various threads I have put my point of view accross - on topics I feel I actually know something about.

Now if you said the IPCC should be made up of legal folk non policey... I can see your point there mucca.

Still I take you advice - I'll back off the repeted rhetoric re certain issues - if you do the same...?

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neither care, just remind you that by stating things like "I answered you correctly" etc, you did absloutely nothing of the sort (

On the diff between PCSO's and SC's I did answer you correctly.

PS - what I post on a forum and what I say in person are not exactly the same thing, innit***

I've never said the IPPC is crap; I've said often it's not in my view independent, therefore worthless in the real world.

Fritz von Comments about along the lines of I can't say to much at this stage etc, etc, are simply meaningless, and haven't even been asked for, especially by me at least. The fact that you actually bother to write on this thread then repeat what I'm afraid is sheer drivel Our Andy. I oroiginally put up the official CSO weblink on here, and the Nottingham example, as you well know, as well as not commenting on a very simple question, that has absolutely no relevance to wether you're a copper a fireman or an MP cum clergyman. I'll ask it for the last time, and if you can't answer it, I'll drop it and get onto far more important matters like my dinner preperations.

"If Cso's work 40 hour weeks, can/do they live on their wage alone?" It's not rocket science, it's a very simple question, that your ducking and diving, as with most so-called police related issues on here, and I'd hardly be likely to ask you something along those lines anyway, now would I, no more than I'd ask Our Bruce (who I assume really is a GP) for medical comments, innit?

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"If Cso's work 40 hour weeks, can/do they live on their wage alone?"

IF CSO's are PSCO's - Yes.

Perhaps you would like to give me an example of where I have ducked and dived on a case, currently under invesitgation, that I have personal knowledge of that has been mentioned here or on PFM?

I have put my views on various other issues of this nature before, and given my reasoning. The fact you suggest I am being evasive is your view, not mine. The justification/reasoning for me not commenting on certain other issues discussed here is blooody obvious...

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Originally posted by andy c:

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"If Cso's work 40 hour weeks, can/do they live on their wage alone?"

IF CSO's are PSCO's - Yes.

Perhaps you would like to give me an example of where I have ducked and dived on a case, currently under invesitgation, that I have personal knowledge of that has been mentioned here or on PFM?

I have put my views on various other issues of this nature before, and given my reasoning. The fact you suggest I am being evasive is your view, not mine. The justification/reasoning for me not commenting on certain other issues discussed here is blooody obvious...

I've never asked you any question along those lines, because I simply learned many moons afore that this is your one and only favourite topic, ie, bringing it up at every given opportunity, and taking no critique of the Police in any wave shape or form, all very boringly so actually Our Andy. So thank you for finally answering that question, strange we've never ever seen one interviewed referring to their working life innit? When you consider that Gordon Brown openly said to parliament not long ago that some 160,000 new ones will be on the beat within the next few years. In my world as you mention PSCO's are daily called CSO's by themselves and by other coppers, and the media, the website alone makes it blatantly obvious that they're trying to convince the world they're real coppers, and in fact real police gumf is subtley intertwined with it all, trying to make it more attractive for these certain individuals with 'the calling', God help us all, that's what I say*



Fritz von Fredders was it Bigos I wonder?

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because I simply learned many moons afore that this is your one and only favourite topic,

really - you don't visit the hifi or music room, then?

shame, I could tell you all about me curtains!

or even on here - re driving etc...

still, rule 1: you are right, as always.
rule 2: see rule 1.

Why thankyou - Oby-one!

But I'd never ascribe to be quick-witted - not in print anyway...