The time of our lives

Of course Nicky Horn & Mr ELO were great pals of Our Kenny.


Fritz von If only this forum had music connotations, eh! this time next year we could all be *** Aaah what's the use** some wally like Parry would come and buy us out, just to make us scarse* (scarse I said)Current cover's Brilliant, Go and buy it you tight Gits*

Being a Londoner in the 70's there was only 1 Radio Staion*(KE Being the Top DJ Naturally)


Fritz von Fredders! Maybe you should buy yourself a srawberry farm!

Good luck tonight to Poland, it promises to be a cracking game, as unlike certain 'teams' nearer to home, they're not so complacent, rich, and basically lazy (no real hunger you see)*

I find it very interesting that not one post on this forum (besides mine of course) relate to the bloody injustice carried out in London's Forest Gate last friday, and tomorrow there could well be reminders in the guise of a demonstration (Will Gorgeous George be there I wonder?)

Wonderful to see Uniformed Bobbies patrolling the streets though at last innit.



In er, Frankfurt etc* (think of all that overtime too)

Goodbye for now chaps!

Fritz von Now dare's a Ting*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Fritz von Fredders! Maybe you should buy yourself a srawberry farm!

Good luck tonight to Poland, it promises to be a cracking game, ...

Dear Fritz,

The biggest Strawberry farm in Europe is less than ten miles from me! Have you seen the price of land in UK? Better start in a place where land is cheap, and the weather more suitable! Poland springs to mind. There will never be a food shortage in Europe now that the Centre and East is being integrated, and it will be developed as a result of the supply demands of the what once we might have called Western Europe.

In the medium term I would think this is where real money will be made in agriculture as the cost base is low, and even the capital investment in land can only go one way as the wealth of Europe is spread more evenly. I think it is to be welcomed that Europe should become a more fair place for all its peoples. I hope that is not a hopeless optimism.

All the best from Fredrik

Talking of Poland Carol:


Fredders, Rather a lot of folk died in one of the most lush countries in Europe from er, hunger, namely, er, Ireland* (or should I say Tescos)


Fritz von Britain is virtually import dependant*

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even get on the f...ing bed
Fritz von Bloody cops round yesterday as my music was seemimngly too loud (2nd time in 20 years) fortunately they were german though* (and I was wearing an England shirt, Brazil flatied about my neck as a cape, and a German/England badge on my rastamon (Jamaican colours) man punched through boater.

Wait till I find out who called the buggers*

I can whole-heartedly recommend watching today's Larry King 'Live' from San Quentin prison in North California where folks really know what's what (or maybe not?). What with that and the recent fick up² in Forest Gate (NO! I do not blame the Police, I blame the wankers at so-called Mickey Mouse neuveux MI5 trying to make a name for themselves who supplied the dodgey 'Gossip' and forced THE POLICE to act upon it (THEY SHOULD BE ACCOUNTABLE RIGHT AT THE TOP AND TAKEN TO TASK, IT'S SIMPLY UNACCEPTABLE). Whils't sitting outside of my local yesterday (at half time) the pub was totally empty by the way (first time big screen, before the Guv (Klaus) had a B & W portable and moaned at that, he's like many on this forum not a sporting man.(it opened an hour earlier than usual and nobody seemingly knew), I chatted with a guy I've known for some 20 years. As well as being an ex taxi driver (probably the only non-graduate one at that in Berlin as Our Steve will verify cos he's been to Slovakia and knows what Weiß bier is) he drives a push-trike these days (5 years younger than moir) and is slowly withering away with MS, I noticed for the first time that his hands and arms were going AWOL yesterday too, and it's difficult to treat him normally at times (ie, still tell him jokes, call him a wanker, etc, etc, as you do with mates). On a lighter note my Mother who'll reach the tender age of 67 next week will soon lose her only brother (John) through throat cancer etc, and he's only ten years older than me. Ex RN PTI, Ex Hampshire Constabulary, ex University Lecturer (Yorkshire of all bloody places), never smoked in his life, had a few years of heavy boozin (as a copper, as you do), (Like my Grandad lifelong RN, Alec Guinness character to a tee) but has a wonderful top hard Missus (my lovely Auntie Eve, would you Adam it, eh?) who did a Laura Bush on him and laid the law doon with the two brilliant kids to-boot (sorry Eve). You see I'm never quite sure who's actually reading this forum so I remain focussed as it were (believe it or not).


Fritz von The Germans went apeshit when they saw HRH sitting next to the Kaiser*

"Parry Played Guitar, Jammin ***"


Like some cat from Japan***

Just saw an absolutely stunning mini-skirted young thing in my local kebab shop (no spagetti for breakfast today Our Luigi, or are you still helping our ex ? Danish/Welsh member to find his Missuss's beloved frozen catflap cat?) (Maybe he killed his neighbour for jacking up his motor with his books?) (Better than Horse I suppose, it's June afterall ot throwing buns at sailors/Yachters).
Talking of Princes did you know that England have never Won against Sweden since 1966? (Sorry 68).

Fritz von After my recent whingeing about having to do slideshow service with the Mayor recently; guess who's gotta do it again ammorra, and next week too, in front of my telepthic Prof DR DR (And in the eveing well after normal hours for the first time to-boot). At this bloody rate I'll end up drinkin Brasso with Our Mick, Mike, and Adam down the old Lodge, God Forbid.


Long live the Gluepot, innit*

P.S. Above-mentioned young thing was obviously one of the many tens of thousands of sex workers landed in the land for beer-bellied small dicked 'Fat Wallets'

As said on here afore, I've friends (male & female) who've worked in the 'legal & safe' game for years, and despise this kind of human rights abuse despicabally as do I with a venom*


Mind yer Ballacks Helmut*

I think it's impotent to waylay the popular recent misconception that Barking & Dagenham (London Borough) of) (Daggers & Sir Alf's birthplace) is not a denizen of Nazi Shabby tricks in general). Of the recent 11 new seats won by the NPD er, 11 of them were in er, Dagenham wards (Unusually today peopled by white Ingerlanders) lots of it isn't.



Fritz von And in fact Barking that's got all the flack didn't elect er, any 0 in fact, in plain fucking English*