Purchasing & Insuring a Spankin Brand New 2 Door Convertable Bentley?

I guess if you can afford one of those you don't have to worry about this, but what's the fuel consumption? I'd have thought 15mpg on a good day?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
and can play two chords on the guitar Bob Dylan style!

Bring your guitar with you.
If police stops you you can sing then "Blowing in the wind".

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
and can play two chords on the guitar Bob Dylan style!

Bring your guitar with you.
If police stops you you can sing then "Blowing in the wind".

I won't get stopped Our Luigi, I'm sitting in the back, I've got my mate from the British Embassy to chauffeur me about as he's on holday at the moment, and he says these German roads are just a dream to drive on, innit*



Fritz von Look out kid it's something you did, God knows when but yer doin it again, yer gotta++++**


Does about €50's to the hour I hear*

Translating old texts about Satan today (Honnist) and as you all know; he too was an earlier original son of God, though I bet he didn't know in advance what some posters on here would say innit*


Fritz von Well a few at least*



I ain't sayin nuffink though Johannes!

Must of been a good win on the lottery Fritz
Auf Lhr Wohl!

The motor, the works etc was no prob, it's the bloody mini Naim Hifi for the cocktail bar section I've got to get a mortgage out on john*



Fritz von I got an old Roller for the rest of the mob with nappy table and all* (and Nanny, & none of yer cheap Wiltshire shite either, this bird can speak English right proper) £35 Grand a year+ mobiles, a snippet thought er in-doors*Ü* an she should bally well know i's can tell yers*

Ozzy's ringin me later wiv some ettiquette tips*

I've just been having a look, bloody exotica!



http://www.bentleymotors.com/bentleymotors/selectlanguage.jsp#

One prefers German engineering....

Volkswagen owns Bentley outright, so it is German engineering.

Volskwagen Phaeton...Bentley Continental GT, Flying Spur.

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Originally posted by andy c:
One prefers German engineering....

Talking of German engineering Our Andy, i Is still rather taken aback at the complete cover up and silence over the Bundeskanzlerin's bare bum affair, and although she's tough and no doubt larfed it right orf (that's not the point I reckon, she's a leader (well earned too, and not a spouse), I find it personally a great snub against her office, and will be interested to see how this lack of respect bares fruit in coming days?*


Fritz von The hypocrisy will be fun at least*

P.s. A German/Ethiopian Engineer got badly beaten up by neo-nazis in Potsdam (near Berlin) at a bus stop the other night, condition very serious, touch and go if he'll make it. Automatic reward of €30,000+ for the scum (Official) same as with murdered DCI recently (suspects now in custody) good sincere back up from public too, and NO! not just cos of the War*

Three Turkish scum-brothers who cold bloodedly murdered their sister here last year (shot in the head in zthe street in daylight in front of her young son, brave chaps) (cos they didn't like her western life-style all got 9 years) (Too low obviously). Now the Courts and German/Turkish authorities want them removed back to Turkey (even though they're all born here), it seems they were acting on their father's orders who went free the old bastard (Mothers are silent).²


Fritz von Guess who got a big surprise today in court when they were told that they couldn't have their dead daughters (young son), including going to any other near relatives either?

Put a cat among their mindless pidgeons I can tell you, Well done German/Turkish Authorities, innit*

You want integration and European standards (like most other long-term Turks have achieved here & elsewhere) fucking work for it (in your heads that is, innit), as well as any other nationalities with the same daft aspirations (quite a few are Christian orientated too by the way).


iS i A rACist?*


Bentleys and Rollers are very rare here so I'll have to wear shades at first I reckon!***

English Hooligans (Mentioning the War will get you nicked, fined and sent home by the way) Straight to Glasgow Central*


Three Scousers went to Bejjing for a Liver, onion & gravy dinner, only two returned?

I wonder who owns the Sun then?

Of course I too find the concept funny, but I repeat she is a leader of a World Nation (Please anybody give me a similar example)

Fritz von Cheeky Boy*

15 love Germany*

Coppers track mainly lorries here now (autobahns etc & it's new tactics) often in totally unmarked motors (no blue lights either) and no uniforms,, you just get him/her in front (loads of different types) big lit sign pops up Police Stop, two 'armed' Civvy dressed cops get out, it's the only way to nab these bloody gobshite know it all taxi-drivers moonlightin across �urope as milkmen, innit*

I do not jest by the way*


P.S. The pics were printed though, and I'm thinking the red top Editor should be put on early retirement like any guilty rozzer that's found out is, the mark has been overstepped; innit*


Goodnight said a naked Lillibett*

IMO that photo should not have made print, but it's typical of "Red Top" journalism, journalism which i will not read!

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
I often experience something similar when moderating the forum. Not just a sense that I have read this before but a distinct impression that I know what people are going to say - before they say it.

As with your experience - I am left exhausted and life feels drained of meaning. My Mood Ring goes deep purple.

Changed my mined, I'll take a rain check on answering that ones afterall, innit*

Nos Dah*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[..](no claims under current name)[..]

Blimey, Fritzy, how many names have you had?

I wont say too much at this stage Jon!



Fritz von Raffles*

A copper (Well a highly trained Silver Commander CSO actually) strolled up to my mates old Gran yesterday in Bethnal Green high street East London and asked her why she wasn't wearing her flourescent jacket? Gran had clearly forgotten it, poor old sod, she luckily got off with a warning, next time she'll be fined and bound over (under too probably)* (Got by around here for years without a copper in sight, then they all come at yer in droves, like london bleedin transport, innit) Herd instinct!


Fritz von It's all pre-emtive you see!


Hear about the Swindon Honda Civic driver who by using his/her brand new GPS system religiously promptly landed in a four foot deep duck pond (Avian Flu experts are on the er, scene, innit)*



Please sing Jerusalem in German*


I do believe the old Currant Bun is shitting itself for yesterday's big mistake, we shall see wont we!

flourescent jacket's ain't what they used to be, eh Fritzy?*

Wrong country Fritz.

I don't really know what you're on about Our Steve, but I'll presume you mean that this was recently taken in er, France, and I'm in er, Germany, so what's the point old Son, or maybe there isn't one, innit?


Fritz von Couldn't read that sign, I'd have to slow right down to get that, or probably just miss my turn off*


P.S. Perhaps it's the scenic route from South Shields to Heathrow via Rouen? That'll be £377 please Sir, sorry non €uro's we're not online yet Jacques*

Considering the unbridled enthusiasm and obviious expertise, time and effort given by certain passionate members on here recently on more than one mind-blowingly boring and unoriginal thread pertaining to Naziism etc, I'm shocked and stunned that nobody has announced the anniversary of the birthday of that movements very founder and greatest hero, as mentioned in today's all German Loving Sun, yes it's cpl Carpetchewers bash, (TODAY) innit*


Fritz von I expect you're all far too busy reading the Mail innit! amusingly enough previously in olden the days Britain's all Liberal viewpoint to the Nation*


A scantedly clad Eva Braun on Page Three may well amuse*

Fritz,

I'll hopefully have another one for you soon, and it'll be of Germany. No it wasn't near Rouen.

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Fritz,

I'll hopefully have another one for you soon, and it'll be of Germany. No it wasn't near Rouen.

One trusts one wont actually be driving when one takes the snap!


Fritz von Ausfahrt is Massive by the way*

I cannie adam & eve that they're mergin with the Scousers, it'll be chaos!!!

Having a large Turkish community in this City, it's been no surprise in this neighbourhood at least that idiot young 'drivers' racing around the early moanin streets, makin a racket just happen to be of Turkish origin, though Berlin born. It's been very difficult in this street alone to shut em up, cos basically when the cops intervene the little wankers start crying racism, though Germans etc, get slammed as often as they get caught, no discussions (as everybody should do in a poifick welt).
Low and behold just over the road from me a luvvly-jubbly new café (not pub)(there are five pubs and three restaurants in here and it's only 300 metres long, has recently opened run by a local very successful Turkish geezer, who now has the local neighbourhood folk, all and sundrie, women kids, sitting outside in the sun, at what is quite a smart gaff. Chatting with him briefly this morning on my way to the bog-brush factory (I've known him & his kids and family some 20 years) I commented on how quiet the streets had become of late, he just looked at me and grinned, when it affects business, they're history no matter who the little sods are*


Fritz von That man will go far, pretty cushty I thought, innit*


P.S. One can even drink (Buy) a beer in the cop shop here whils't waiting for paperwork etc, or in a barbers shop, dole office., or town hall, I think they got it from England originally, especially now you're in €urope*

The only problem with these Bentleys is trying to park the bloody things, innit*



Fritz von Tokyo seems to be the in-place to get one's ears scraped out properly in order to enjoy ones musical listening even more betterer innit*


Is Our Micks Corgie of Royal decent?*

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

good! I'm not blind!

andy c!

Could've sworn you wrote you were in traffic John!



Fritz von Back in the fast lane*

Park it, if I'd just got myself a Bentley, I wouldn't be seen for at least a week, except on the CCTV footage of numerous petrol stations!

Paul