Purchasing & Insuring a Spankin Brand New 2 Door Convertable Bentley?

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Originally posted by Beano:
Park it, if I'd just got myself a Bentley, I wouldn't be seen for at least a week, except on the CCTV footage of numerous petrol stations!

Paul

I'm really really not in the slightest bit interested in actually driving the bastard, just getting from A to Z with decent sounds to-boot, as yer do*


Fritz von Fredders post regarding the JW's and the Messiah was (very good by the way) reminded me of an earlier life incident where my own Mother in the miidle of a shouting match with one of my younger siblings at the time, answered the door to some JW's and promptly told them to 'Fuck Off' which half the neighbourhood heard and applauded, though seconds later she re-opened the door and lost the game by apologising and they came back, and were invited in for a cup of tea.

Fritz von I seem to recall myself and my brothers and sisters all departing smartish and my younger brother saying to Mum in front of the new guests "Mum! Why are you such a Mug, Colin's parents are Catholics and even they don't talk to these idiots (he was 10'ish)?"



N.B. Americanism(s) shore-leave? You did, You do? Simply Horrid: I can deal with bad English here on occassion and we all know that Our Adam is not Perfick, but Yankeeisms are der pitts innit*


FA CUP Later Live (Free) Goodnight, till mondeee, innit*

Bloggin Ell*


I wonder if Parry's back from the birthday party yet? His boys supplied the bubbly I hear*

I ain't sayin nuffink though, you know me*

Luigi my old Puppy, this is Bellendsconis's new business venture*

Regards,

Fritz von Spagetti for breakfast today fried in Irish butter with fresh chives, tuna fish and ice cold Budweiser*



For the lady who has everything*

Perfect for a 20 years continuos flight.

Up patriots to arms!

But what is the difference between orange juice and pork bellies Our Luigi?

Fritz *



Apparently when Our Micks elder son was going through his teenager whingeng pinko Commie phase, he used to go around with his mates band singing "No Futures"

Now they're all Stock Brokers making mints, and being shrewd² without breaking a shell between them*


in an oot ov barrels innit Juan*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


But what is the difference between orange juice and pork bellies Our Luigi?

Fritz *

I don't know.
But i know the difference between a fascist and a fired fascist.

But surely you don't mean that all those people who voted for him over the years and made him the longest reigning Italian Political leader since 'The Dwarf' were/are all Fascists Our Luigi?


Fritz von This cannot be, I can't believe it, I'm shocked & stunned my friend*


heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh²


Now go and buy that fucking dog and make your father happy, then you can open a GREAT bottle (or five) of Classic Red to celebrate the fact between you before it's too late, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Now go and buy that fucking dog and make your father happy, then you can open a GREAT bottle (or five) of Classic Red to celebrate the fact between you before it's too late, innit*

I think you'd be a perfect italian fascist, but the fact you're spreading your smell in Berlin just tells me a lot.
You're sick.
Your brain is defenetly sick.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Now go and buy that fucking dog and make your father happy, then you can open a GREAT bottle (or five) of Classic Red to celebrate the fact between you before it's too late, innit*

I think you'd be a perfect italian fascist, but the fact you're spreading your smell in Berlin just tells me a lot.
You're sick.
Your brain is defenetly sick.

Thank You Luigi*


Fritz von A little square near here (where the Chief drinks of an evening to avoid me and my crowd) used to be called Adolf Hitler Place (Platz), but he 'personally' changed it to Mussollini place to indicate he was bigger and more betterer (they were both midgits you recall), it's now known as Theodor Heuss Platz (feo-door House Platz for german Britz of less than 20 years) named after the brilliant first ever Bundespresident wunnit*


Woof Woof:

P.S. Luigi Old hap you're right I am sick in the head at times, that'
s why I'm now going out to buy some slightly salted Danish butter, I mean really really, who ever heard of frying cold spagetti in Jerrygold?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von A little square near here

i know only one square for fascists
is Loreto square

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von A little square near here

i know only one square for fascists
is Loreto square

In Prague?

Whilst watching Goldfinger the other night I was reminded by *Pussy Galore* namely John Steeds first ever sidekick even afore Our John had even heard of Diana Rigg, Honor Blackshirt (I mean Blackman). What a real beauty she was; Shirley Eton (My old man's desire, if I recall) was wiftly nice too (too much paint & makeup I always thought though, I was strictly a Babara Eden fan mesen. Genie and all that, still am even.


Fritz von Of course Our Purdy was born in Pakistan* I met her once at my old yacht club (she's a brat you know) with of all people Angie Rippon, you should have seen the guys milling around that bar, talk about flies to shit and the wives were going ape*

That's Officers for you though, innit*


I ain't sayin nuffin*

My houseman Parry has just handed me a flyer from the local supermarket advertising a pair of cordless (not chordless) gigaset Siemens dogs with all the bollocks for €39,99, quite good I thought, I'll send him out to queue early on monday moaning, innit (Is this a good price though I wonder ?)*


Fritz von Mrs Mick said to him when he returned from 7 hours rail travel the other day "Would you like a cup of co0ffee dear?" to which he replied " I woke up this moanin"



"Wivva geetar in my hand"



"Yeahhhh I woke up this moanin"



"Wuvva geetar in my hand"



She said "That's nice dear, and when are you going to clean those ponds of ours?"

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Is the thin line between listening to music and listening to gears.
But i'm not gonna tell them anymore.
On italian forums this become a waste of time.

Luigi my old Matey you should always spell Italy with a small i )innit)


Regards


Fritz*

I wonder when Princes Andrew & Edward were young (Anne too for that matter) if they ever played with matchbox cars?


Fritz von I met HRH TPR once she's quite a decent no nonsense Chap actually (unlike Fog)*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi my old Matey you should always spell Italy with a small i

Mind your own biz you expatriated

quote:

Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi my old Matey you should always spell Italy with a small i

Mind your own biz you expatriated

Have you been drinking again?


Fritz von Tickling ones hairy balls*

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi my old Matey you should always spell Italy with a small i

Mind your own biz you expatriated

P.S. Luigi old Buddy! I have never been a Catholic, I'm not clever or rich enough!


Regards


Fritz von Strangers in the night exchangin glances (Scooobie Doobie Doooo) ****

Dear Fritz,

I was listening to some Polish Hip Hop a few days ago, and I had it explained to me what Scoobie Dooo was! Shocking! This was also involving strangers (presumably in the night) as it was about people who go to the night club to find... Scoobie Dooo!... and there I was thinking all the wrong thoughts about Ole Blue Eye's original song!

Heavens, I am still naive. Fredrik

Catholics just wanna have fun Our Fredders*


Fritz von I hope the fucking Scousers win and that's a fact*

Talkin to an old pal from Rhode Island (Providence) earlier and he reckond the Hammers might just pull it off, cois let's face it if Portsmouth's Arry says eee wants it, It will be done, obvious innit:



Tom*

The last three hours of yesterday afternoon at work I sat in front of a blank white piece of paper (having been writing etc all day)and thought to mesen 'Fritz if you write a classic now in your attic, you'll be nearly as rich as Our Mick" one day!

Fritz von Nothing came inspiration-wise though, and now I've just had a brainstorm and I cannie get it doon.


P.s. Reminded me off having a piss in my local last night and some young lad next to me's phone went off, he cooly picked it up and ´said ring me later as I'm having a gypsies at the mome, and promptly wetted his troosers all over, did I larf or what, this was a super cool(Law Staudent type) with a Nottin Ill Aircut wunnit*


P.S. Chattin with my er, copper mate last night over a Havanna or two, and he confidently told me that they've got a second 'serious' suspect for the horrific bus stop German/Ethiopian Engineer attack by neo er, Nazis last week, so that's a plus innit*

Lest you forget***

Just imagine if the British Royals were all clever smart-arse bastards, they would have been ousted yonks back, innit*


Fritz von Yew know wot i mean John?*

I'm afraid we're rather behind the times here in central Europe, but please if you can spare a moment or ten, go and see "American Dreamz" with messers Quad & Grant, it is actually very good.

Fritz von Probably too daft for you lot of clever gits though*

Tjhat should have been Quade of course*


Fookin love Scousers me*

quote:

Originally posted by Whizzkid:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
Is the thin line between listening to music and listening to gears.

Funnilly enough, when i bought my CDx, the guy that was selling it works at a dealer in Wigan. One night we were just conferring about payment and the like when we got on to the subject of the Naim sound, when he said that over the years that he has been selling HiFi he's come to the exact conclusion that some people listen to the music and others to the HiFi. And after reading some of the posts here and on other forums i'm starting to realize what he means.

But that still does not mean you can viciously criticize people for standing on one side of the line or the other. I bit of understanding is needing here from both camps.

Whizzzz (diplomat in waiting!).

A good post John, it's about time somebody spoke some bally good sense in this place, innit*


Cheers,

Fritz von I only have ears for me*

Now that was a bloody exciting game and it's not often that this man shouts for the Reds I can tell you*



Fritz von Tomorrow's a whole new ball game of course, though I ain't sayin nuffin*