Purchasing & Insuring a Spankin Brand New 2 Door Convertable Bentley?

Nice to see Chelsea beaten again at Old Trafford...

I've just watched Barry Manilow singing live on the Larry King Show doing his version of "Are you lonesome tonight", and I must say I was very impressed, and taking this version in its own right (not comparing as we are all prone to automatically do) innit:

Fritz von I must be getting old*


Barry Bleedin Manilow* Jesus!

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Originally posted by ROTF:

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Originally posted by Phil Cork:
What annoys me IMMENSELY are the sticky security seals that come on DVDs these days!

I don't know why those ugly bar code strips on the artwork on elpees and CDs are not easy to peel off stickers.

I bet if I bought the equivalent of Rembrandt today then it would have a bar code in the corner.

Probably right across the middle John in Times New Roamin innit*


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I think it's important to repeat myself once again, Berlin Fritz has no agenda wether it be Political or Religious.


Fritz von Being called Fritz and living in Germany*s Capital 'Democratic' city does not me a Nazi make, and please don't forget it Luigi*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I think it's important to repeat myself once again, Berlin Fritz has no agenda wether it be Political or Religious.


Fritz von Being called Fritz and living in Germany*s Capital 'Democratic' city does not me a Nazi make, and please don't forget it Luigi*

A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young
blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she can join them. Naturally, the guys all agreed. Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear or tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally
do when playing a round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to
play my shots. With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said. The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it and I have faded it a little." After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out a nine iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.) The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly." The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak and I've left a tricky little putt. However, she tapped in the five-footer for a birdie. Having the honours, she drove first on the second hole and knocked the heck out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole. When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour
some 25-year old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show him a good time the rest of the night. "The yuppie son jumped at the thought. He strolled across the green,
carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey,aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup." "The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly
10 inches to the right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup.
"The old gray haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to the her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart. Your car or mine?"

AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME.



Innit: 50% of Italian voters can't be wrong**

George is my middle name oddly enough, though I'm no Saint, or so i Is told?

I didn't get where I am today by playing out of tune*


Fritz von A minor is my most favouritest chord:

In root position? Or one of the inversions?! {Low bandwidth smiley]. Fredrik

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
.....and please don't forget it Luigi*

Yes Sir!
And you don't ever forget i'm swimming in a ocean of s**t since the day i'm born, but NOBODY has been able to put my face down on the bloody ground yet.
NOBODY.
Did you get it, Fritz?
So......a little bit more of respect for the boys here would appreciated.
Expecially for those who did not call you "it" but did worry about your falling skin(that time you spent days hiding in your underwear).
So pull out your head from your arse and unblock the holes of your ears: i'm the kind that love flowers, kids and help ederly women crossing the street, but still have a huge collection of "nice" thoughts for people who like to spread poison around.
So.............attention!
Forwarddddddddddd March!

Soldier Berlin "Mayonnaise" Fritz!


From the outcoming movie: Save private Fritz (from his own attempts to hit the others everytime he try to sober out with spaghetti for breakfast).

PS: did you like it?
Too much salami in the sauce?
Maybe a couple of sausages for desert could
help digestion?

WOW!
Only 39,90 euros for a flight Milan-Berlin.
This is what i call a bar-gain.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Being called Fritz

Fritz von BOING 747 goin' fast.
Very fast!

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Gianluigi,

Forget Berlin. Go somewhere nice, quiet and restful with only a few people! I could enjoy a holiday in Norway, just now, but it is a bit too cold at least till May! Fred

Middlesbourough's nice I hear?*



He'd get harpooned and eaten in fun loving Norway! innit*

Not if I was about! {Low bandwidth smiley!] Fredrik

Isn't Norway supposed to be spelt with a small n?


Fritz von How was Holland Luigi?

No! It's a proper name just like Germany! Fredrik

If I happened to be laying in an NHS hospital bed feeling pretty poorly the absolute last thing on earth that I'd want to see (or hear for that matter) would be the inane patronising yes Tony, you're right of course Tony moronic² rattling grin of Patsy Hewitt. Even though I'm not particularly a great fan of 2 jags either, at least the old bastard would cheer you up a bit with some argument and straight talking, Blair works part time as an anaethestic apparently (Private o'course)innit*


Liverpool on wednesday*

Fritz von Hewitt's like certain folk on here at times (no sound effects fortunately) you either agree with them or you just get no further say in the matter, just the endless hard sell until they get their way"

I thought that it was touché in Italian?



Fritz von is often wrong though, innit***

I've just watched an interview with a geezer who's wife was murdered last year in Nottingham UK, regarding his opinion on wether bereaved relatives, etc should (in some cases) be allowed/advised to give personal statements in court about the victim(s) (before sentencing is actually passed. I must admit I was totally surprised by his comments, and think 'personally' that he talked a serious load of old very good sense, rare for SKY TV admittedly, innit. Getting back to the er, normal rubbish Kay Gobshite (I love me B) earlier on gave a Union man on a so-called objective interview a sarcastic grilling (as she's obviously so bad at) followed by the Patsy Hewitt speech (after I'd written my last post by the way) in which literally minutes ago, it was reported that poor old Patsy's little chat finished up with hardly any applause at all. I watched it from start to finish (on er, SKY News LIVE?). There was NO APPLAUSE AT THE END WHATSO'EVER (Nill Nichts nothing Sweet FA, do they hear things that aren't there?. You can pull bollocks like that off in the Current Bun, you can't on TV, unless of course they cut the little bit of applause out, or maybe only the local street mongrels heard it cos it was at such a high pitch? Just what planet does the News Channel of the Year, along with Newsreaders of the Year think they're on? I remember them showing dogs on the beaches in Thailand eating human corpses after the Tsunami (swiftly stopped, I have it on video), as well as the Murdoch fuck up last week (Sun) regarding Angela Merkels bare bum). I seriously don't think these things will be forgotten, unlike all the money that was supposedly pledged to Tsunami victims by the UK etc, heard any more about it have we, I bloody haven't and that's a fact?


Fritz I Don't think many here have either, innit*


Berlin made designed Tsunami early warning systems have been up and running (in the water ) for over 6 months)and financed with maintainace (real) for the indefinate future***


If Private Eye Magazine had the sort of circulation in UK that say the Sun had, I don't know wether to be scared or happy? The bottom line is a great deal of folk 'buy the Sun & Mail etc' and watch SKY NEWS too and take all they see as Gospel truth, nothing new I know but for those (that can actually read stuff other than inane SMS's)I wonder, innit?


Luigi old Bean, you need to buy a TVG Son**