The Cricket World Cup

Abject!

Get me a ticket for an aeroplane. I could do better. My mum could do better. My Grandad could play better cricket from his urn.

"I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand."

I feel sick.

5 - 18

5 for f*ckn 18...

Who likes cricket anyway?

Well we're keeping them down to 10 an over -

When we turn this around, it'll be the greatest victory in world-cup history

85-1 one wicket down 9 to go

Not that it makes much difference but I can't believe the Not Out decision to De Villiers

Well that kinda brings the game to a whole new level.

S I Mahmood 4.2 0 49 0

Says it all really - if our batting was bad then .... I think Vaughan only bowled him to get the game over.

Well that's another World Cup over.

Yeah I think 'Having a Saj' should enter the vocabulary.

Blimey, how bad was that?....

Well, I thought it was gloriously funny. After all the tough talk, England couldn't even manage to fall off a pedalo! I can't wait to see the highlights and Mr Vaughan talk up the positives that England take from this game.

Roll on RWC 2007 and England's next humiliation.

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Roll on RWC 2007 and England's next humiliation.

taking any positives - at least lancashire's bowling attack are warmed up!

Fletcher's gone, then. Who will be the replacement? I'd like to see Tom Moody, but I think he has been offered a position back at Western Australia.

Whatever happens, England needed the shake up.

Mark

Shane Warne perhaps?

Noddy and Big Ears.

They peaked too late!

Thought you might have had the shark out after that game against NZ, Steve.

Soon, Mark, soon. That lady whose picture you posted is starting to gargle, warm up and practice her scales.

Oh, what the hell. If there was a threat it was probably NZ.