Thai Brides

Posted by: DAVOhorn on 24 July 2005

Dear All,

A neighbour of mine is Thai and she feels that the secret to happiness for the single Englishman is a Thai bride.

So for about years she has unsuccessfully tried to get me to consider a Thai bride.

Anyway she used to run a Thai foodstall and i was a regular partaker of her delicious food. She sold the foodstall to Thai friends of hers and i am a regular customer still.


Anyway yesterday the new owner asked if i really did enjoy Thai food.

The answer is an obvious yes as i am a regular customer of hers.

She asked if i was married, then asked if i had a lady friend as i was divorced. The answer a this time is that i am available.

She said that if i had aThai bride i could have Thai food everyday.

She then went on to say that a friend of hers was looking for a nice English Husband like me.

Then she produced a letter with a photograph of her friend who is very keen to move to England and getting married is the easiest to achieve this.

So now i am wary that the next time i have lunch at the foodstall it will be :

Coffee Tea Or Me. So to speak.

Next time i make selection on the menu i will be very careful not to order a Thai Bride.

An interesting lunch .

regards David
Posted on: 24 July 2005 by Stevea
Be careful if you don't read Thai. You might order a Thai bride by mistake.

That never happened to me when I was an available bloke. I’m not sure if I am relieved or disappointed.

Perhaps it only happens in the UK?

Steve
Posted on: 24 July 2005 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by Stevea:
Be careful if you don't read Thai. You might order a Thai bride by mistake.

That never happened to me when I was an available bloke. I’m not sure if I am relieved or disappointed.

Perhaps it only happens in the UK?

Steve


Perhaps "Once Were Warriors" was screened in Thailand and the Thai women have since lost interest in NZ men.
Posted on: 25 July 2005 by Matthew T
There's a very nice Thai restaurant just around the corner from home. I better watch out...
Posted on: 25 July 2005 by Steve O
I bet you I'd get the one who couldn't cook....

Regards,
Steve O.
Posted on: 25 July 2005 by Reginald Halliday
quote:
Originally posted by Steve O:
I bet you I'd get the one who couldn't cook....

Regards,
Steve O.

I bet you I'd get the only one who didn't want to marry an Englishman Frown
Posted on: 25 July 2005 by graham55
Surely no-one gets a Thai bride for her abilities in the kitchen? Or am I just reading the wrong newspaper?

Graham
Posted on: 25 July 2005 by Stuart M
Ever seen "Pricilla Queen of the desert" ?

The cooking was appalling but what she could do with ping pong balls....... Big Grin
Posted on: 26 July 2005 by Rockingdoc
Can you imagine how desparate the conditions must be for someone to want to move to a strange country and marry a stranger on the basis that he bought food from a street stall? I bet she doesn't even know you have a hi-fi.