*** in store for elderly

Posted by: Diccus62 on 28 March 2007

Article in newcastle's Journal newspaper yesterday - I read it in Ikea's cafe and nearly sprayed hot coffee over the patrons to make may for howls of laughter..........................

Two elderly men were caught having sex on camera in a busy department store.

The pensioners, aged 83 and 70, were spotted performing oral sex on each other at the bedding section of debenhams in Carlisle.

It is not clear how many customers witnessed the pair who were followed to the store toilets by security staff where they committed a further sexual act.

Insp Paul coulson of Cumbria Police confirmed the two men had been arrested on suspicion of gross indecency at Debenhams in The lanes shopping centre about 11.55am last Saturday.

Mr Coulson said he could not confirm reports that the men understood to be from Dalston and Aspatria, would not face court action as they had been cautioned.
Posted on: 28 March 2007 by Bruce Woodhouse
Diccus

Thank goodness it was not in Ikea, you'd have been even more shocked.

I fail to see what is newsworthy about this. A journalist in his late teens methinks.
Posted on: 29 March 2007 by Diccus62
quote:
I fail to see what is newsworthy about this.


I take it you don't read the 'Red Tops' then Bruce Big Grin
Posted on: 29 March 2007 by Cyrene
quote:
Originally posted by Bruce Woodhouse:

I fail to see what is newsworthy about this.


It happened in Carlisle.
Nothing ever happens in Carlisle.
Posted on: 29 March 2007 by rupert bear
quote:

The pensioners, aged 83 and 70,


One of them had to be the toyboy.

Still, it's got to be better than sitting in front of the telly.
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Diccus62
Soiled bedding sale starts today. Massive reductions

Big Grin
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Earwicker
quote:
Originally posted by rupert bear:
Still, it's got to be better than sitting in front of the telly.

Has it?? The dirty old bastards.
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Jim Lawson
Dad?
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by ewemon
Bet you the court is packed on the day of the trial.
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Bob McC
It wasn't for the return of 'Jim'll Fix It' was it?
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Melnobone
OMG you lot are Soooooo immature....

Bloomin' funny though... Big Grin
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by Phil Cork
quote:
spotted performing oral sex on each other


Surely the word 'spotted' implies it was simultaneous. 'Witnessed', 'observed' or similar word would imply that it took place over a period of time...

My question therefore: were they lying down, or was one doing a handstand?

Phil
Posted on: 25 April 2007 by u5227470736789439
I once scored 69 in a Physics exam. I was so pleased that I announced, in the pub afterwards, that I had just scored 69..., when the uproar started! I had no idea what it was all about, though I was a mature student! It was gently explained to me later. Aaaagh!

Funny how things move so fast once you get to a certain age. A lot of life has passed me by, and in a way I am quite glad about that!

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by ryan_d
Hey Diccus are you normally in the habit of letting old stranger perform sex acts in your home..... Big Grin

Ryan
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by Diccus62
Hey Ryan,

I'm not that flippin' old and its not my persuasion (and I prefer privacy)....... oh and I don't live in Debenhams, but wouldn't mind owning it.

Winker
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by Diccus62
quote:
spotted



Makes one think there was a Twitcher in store...................... in more ways than one.
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by Diccus62
quote:
handstand?


Phil

The had a combined age of 153, they make have been a bit saucy but gymnastics seems a bit unlikely. The mind flippin' boggles and i've just eaten me supper and feel it returning.

I'm movin' location again Big Grin
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by ewemon
quote:
Originally posted by Diccus62:
quote:
handstand?


Phil

The had a combined age of 153, they make have been a bit saucy but gymnastics seems a bit unlikely. The mind flippin' boggles and i've just eaten me supper and feel it returning.

I'm movin' location again Big Grin


I see that a compromising picture of you and your friend in the Debenhams bedding dept has been posted on the Gillian Welch thread.
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by Chillkram
I keep reading this thread title and thinking that perhaps the government has some sort of winter fuel payment replacement scheme lined up!

Mark
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by ryan_d
Diccus,
I couldn't resist considering your listed location....talk about unlucky and coincidence!!!

I have noticed you've moved house! Winker

Very funny story and quite uplifting for us men who are getting on a bit. And i'm only 34 this year (which means i'm not 34 YET!!!!)

Ryan
Posted on: 26 April 2007 by SteveGa
quote:
Originally posted by ewemon:
I see that a compromising picture of you and your friend in the Debenhams bedding dept has been posted on the Gillian Welch thread.


And here Smile


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Sillius Soddus
Posted on: 27 April 2007 by Diccus62


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