New Air Congestion Charge:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 22 June 2005
At a lively meeting of not Our Mat's Journo wallers down the Vigilante & Paedophile Pub in lower Edmonton early wednesday this new proposal was first put on the penny plate. "Chaps ! we need some new blood in our headlines, so let's make up some really scary stuff this time to get them punters going, innit."
Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, but I think they're working on cyclists, and pedestrians to-boot next (Pensioners (over 85) will get a 25% reduction) 'can't say fairer than that can you ?' (especially without yer teeth in, yer can't bloody oppose anything, innit) Now back to Westminster for comedy half hour and a sticky bun from Gladis, innit
Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, but I think they're working on cyclists, and pedestrians to-boot next (Pensioners (over 85) will get a 25% reduction) 'can't say fairer than that can you ?' (especially without yer teeth in, yer can't bloody oppose anything, innit) Now back to Westminster for comedy half hour and a sticky bun from Gladis, innit