New Air Congestion Charge:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 22 June 2005

At a lively meeting of not Our Mat's Journo wallers down the Vigilante & Paedophile Pub in lower Edmonton early wednesday this new proposal was first put on the penny plate. "Chaps ! we need some new blood in our headlines, so let's make up some really scary stuff this time to get them punters going, innit."

Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, but I think they're working on cyclists, and pedestrians to-boot next (Pensioners (over 85) will get a 25% reduction) 'can't say fairer than that can you ?' (especially without yer teeth in, yer can't bloody oppose anything, innit) Now back to Westminster for comedy half hour and a sticky bun from Gladis, innit Big Grin
Posted on: 22 June 2005 by Nime
What about just pumping the excess CO2 through the passenger compartments?
Posted on: 22 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Of course Beardie Branson may get hit twice, poor soul Big Grin
Posted on: 22 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Originally posted by Nime:
What about just pumping the excess CO2 through the passenger compartments?



During Prime Ministers question time a few hours ago, there was much giggly laughter abounding (mainly female) from his own people behind him when the subject of reducing ones personal emmissions over the next few years arose, I must admit Blair is a sharp cookie, there's no doubting that, innit Big Grin
Posted on: 22 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
At a lively meeting of not Our Mat's Journo wallers down the Vigilante & Paedophile Pub in lower Edmonton early wednesday this new proposal was first put on the penny plate. "Chaps ! we need some new blood in our headlines, so let's make up some really scary stuff this time to get them punters going, innit."

Fritz Von I can't say too much at this stage, but I think they're working on cyclists, and pedestrians to-boot next (Pensioners (over 85) will get a 25% reduction) 'can't say fairer than that can you ?' (especially without yer teeth in, yer can't bloody oppose anything, innit) Now back to Westminster for comedy half hour and a sticky bun from Gladis, innit Big Grin



I think I'll refer to them as not Our Mat's Crib-men in the future, innit Big Grin