ID Cards:

This is a good example of the old bollocks that I'm always moaning about on here. Although having spoken to my Mother twice on the phone over the last few weeks I couldn't mention actually receiving her card , she actually sent this card to me (17 DAYS AGO) which has literally just arrived minutes afore and which has obviously been improved by the Royal Mail's Art & Decor dept (1984 comes to mind ). It was sent with a first class stamp (as per always), I send a letter here to say Münich, it's there tomorrow (€0.55), anywhere in Europe (letter €0.70) there tomorrow or next day (except UK). My Private Eye is 8 days late and I'm on holiday and to be honest it pisses me off somewhat, I mean how the hell can I post nearly intelligent 'moans' without ripping Lord Gnome orf I ask you in all honesty?

Fritz von I suppose I'll have to use my imagination then, innit*

Dear Fritz,

I have always thought that ID cards are a splendid idea, but I am not sure that the card as proposed in UK is right at all. Just like centralising the patient records in the NHS, it seems likely to slip and slide into the usual chaos of Government IT/computer projects!.

As for it being an election issue. I often think elections are lost by the government of the day, rather than actually won by the opposition of the day. All that Cameron has to do is avoid making a mistake this time, I would think.

In a way I doubt he would be in power more than one term, unless he proves more adept than he seems so far. That is just my view. I hope I am wrong, but the idea of another term of this incredible lot is not something that makes me happy.

Al the best from Fredrik

David! Sorry I mean Our Fredders, I personally like what Cameron's about but he's not PM material (Yet) I feel. Blair must go, but Old New Labour (although I'm a Lib-Dem man at heart I'm realistic at present believe it or not) must remain and tackle serious (BLATANTLY OBVIOUS ISSUES) like getting the Economy seriously on target together with Old Sir Tubby Digby thingy of the thingy who's a good straight man I feel (so far, someone's got to be straight afterall or the comedians would have no contrast left (never mind brightness) innit) ie, be honest about Britain's REAL DEBT & PFI (never mind private individuals over the top top private debts allowed by unscrupulous TESCOS & Banks etc (ever heard Cameron mention it? NO! And Why ? cos they're all bleedin rakin it in at the taxpayers expense down Cornwall way that's bloody well why, while squaddies are fighting for Her Majesty (sometimes I feel she really does have a moral role to play, and I'm no natural born Royalist believe me Dave) though I strongly favour their present 'neutral' Status as highly beneficial for the UK & the Commonwealth, as well as the world view as a HOLE; innit (as Our Kofi would say)


Gotta Go John **** Toodle Pip*

quote:

Originally posted by Milan:
David,

Congratulations and welcome to Oz. I got here myself a few days ago and am busy sorting out all the things you need to do.

Enjoy the experience. I intend to.

Milan

I love flies me!



Regards,


Fritz von And we're bound for Botany Bay:


Checkout Rottnest one day if you can off of the WA Coast near Perth (been there a few times, especially Geordie Bay) it's wonderfull to chill out and is very inpireing as is Monkey Mia with younf kids especially as it sets their heads up for life if yer gets me drift John?


You only get one chance so toke it (sorry ztake it) and don't go swimming alone in shark Bay the stone fish are well naughty*


Cheers XXXX (Cos thay can't spell beer)


Fritz von And we're bound for Botany Bay (Again):


Checkout Rottnest one day if you can off of the WA Coast near Perth (been there a few times & Dunnit, especially Geordie Bay) it's wonderful to chill out and is very inspireing as is Monkey Mia with young kids especially as it sets their heads up for life if yer gets me drift John? (though the website is rather posy these days, and the island's quite expensive because of nature taxes etc), on yer bike and mind the snakes.


You only get one chance so toke it (sorry take it while you can) and don't go swimming alone in shark Bay the stone fish are well naughty never mind the hammerheads*


Cheers XXXX (Cos thaye can't spell beer)



I bet Parry's just waking up for breakfast, Brrrrp: Sorry Dearest:


Open the windows for God sake man!


Pig Shit my favourite:

Being the health conscious moron that i Is, I personally limit myself to some 10 eggs a month (usually less) in their various delicious guises because of the cholestorol factor.


Quite simple really, innit!


Fritz von And dinnee forget yer haselnuts either cos they're proven preventors of Alzheimers disease (no cure! prevention as with most blatanly obvious things when educated about them is the order of the day without pushing out the envelope too far) which I'm sure Our Skipton Bruce would agree with too if he were ever to give medical adwice on an internet forum?



Had a beer or twelve with a neuro-surgeon last night who was basically crying on my shoulder cos his gel left him etc, etc, (they're only human you know) (Honnist) , you couldn't make it up could yer:


Do I care! Really:



Goodnight:

Our Erik, although I'm not exactly in the best condition at present to preach moral argument on here due to last nights activities, breakfast, wasps, and the very likely fact that I'll be orf to the auld bauzer again very shortly again (all on tab boss is in Turkey on holiday) to get seriously pissed and finally come down from 6 months of what to be honest has been a mind-blowingly mindblowing highly underpaid period of my life as a taxpayer here in €urope (I don't complain rather just report). My Chief Rabbi once said to me, *My Boy! Be Yourself No matter what they say" good advice I feel, innit.



Regards,


Fritz von I'm not sure if I actually really said anything at all at all in this here post but one has to be trying doesn't one? John:



I love Scousers me:



God help anybody who comes withing 10 paces of me as I've scoffed so much fresh garlic now, and from last night, and two packets of Galuoses Blondes smoked, etc tec, and now I'm gonna do it all over gain, my breath must have a health warning on it i Reckons boYo:



Cheers, and don't pander to popular demand, it's weak; and is not condusive of an Officer and a Gentleman of Her majesty's Service*


as you may possibly know John:

I wonder why the BBC, CNN and SKY NEWS to name but a few constantly promote obvious terrorists in their non stop (Let's screw em for a fortune) Quatar Airlines adverts?



I ain't sayin Nuffin*

When Richard Quest (a man I greatly admire by the way) first enrolled in the Parry Academy of Bullshiitin Excellence I thought to mesen, Aye Up Fritzy Lad! This lad'll probably go far, and he has, so I was right, and I'm pleased too, innit cos he deserves it:

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:

I rest my case.

Fritz von But don't leave it unattended though Our Erik, a drill of which I'm sure you're well aware of.


P.S. It's Wallnuts not bleedin Haselnuts, I'd forget me own nut if it weren't properly screwed on innit:


How d'yer soften the public rage against an outgoing Prime Misister who still thinks he's wonderful?



Bring his family and kids into the equation:


Obvious innit Our Tom, even in Skidrow on Sea:

ID Cards:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=578LISMNAPo

I think it's marvellous how on the old Most famous Christian thread the Jews are winning the argument of arguing for arguments sake (nothing new there then) I argue longer than you, therefore I'm right and you're wrong and now it's an histerical fact so can't be er, argued against*



Fritz von Just think, one day the Israeli government argument will be laughed at by all, including 90%+ of all right minded Jews around the World too, innit*


I was thinking earlier when Our Adam mentioned the shit zoo repetition factor that it surely must be time for yet another advanced driving thread so that everybody who's done such a course can boast about it again in the guise of being seemingly interested about a bloke with a sports car (barring Our Andy naturally).


Fritz von Watched some old black & White Edgar Wallace stuff earlier, reminded me of when I got held up by two black guys once on the Isle of Dogs and had to hand over my wagon full of mail order goods or get a serious hidin (I don't know if they were Jewish or not though?) took me ages to find a phone box that worked to ring the Law, then they wanted to nick me for setting it up (nothing changes there then) and that was in the summer of 79.

I'm sure Our Mick said he's a member of that Our Erik!


Fritz von Pub time, no poxy last orders here chaps! Sorry of course you all don't have any either these days do you*


Cheers*

Talking of pubs, I trust you're ex-wife is regularly scrubbing your hi fi Our Deano mate!



Fritz von Just think it'll not be too long afore Our Nime'll be chuckin cakes at the yachters again for Christmas**

..So....what else is new ?........

quote:

Originally posted by larry h:
..So....what else is new ?........

I see New Orleans is preparing for a new caine Harry!



Fritz von Personally i Fink Clair Short would make an excellent Deputy Prime Minister, innit*


Ps:

You're very lucky actually Larry as I normally don't talk to Americans on internet forums it's not good for my reputation here in Civilized Europe you see John:

quote:

Originally posted by JeremyD:

quote:

Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Why do you continually assume people are defaming you?

I assume nothing. My accusation is factual. Erik has attributed to me opinions that I have not expressed and do not hold. Some of these opinions are odious and contrary to my values. Erik's attribution to me of these opinions is defamatory.

My accusation against Erik is a serious one, and if you really think it is unjustified then I suggest you make a formal complaint to Naim.

If, on investigation, Naim has the slightest doubt that what I have said about Erik is justified then Naim is welcome to contact me to discuss the matter.

Jerry me Old Tosh, I've just been on the blower to my lawyer and she tells me that I may call you a Wnaker, but only when there are no wasps in the air. Erik is a good sort and irrespective of the Mugabe-esque British government at present Officers remain together, ie, you is wrong and we are RIGHT; NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


Regards,


Fritz: (1st Class Bastard and Captain)

Blackburn Lancashire (Lennon/McCartney)


I wonder if Parry's shot any Badgers yet?

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

The three people I personally know who did the advanced course are one copper and 2 gimps.

..and your point is?

You'd be too young to know point duty i suspect Our Andy?



Fritz von And in the red corner we have *** And care of HP Sauce & Associates Adam Meredith is Ref: innee; Well Ard:

Fritz,

I know all about point duty.

why u ask?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]
Jerry me Old Tosh, I've just been on the blower to my lawyer and she tells me that I may call you a Wnaker, but only when there are no wasps in the air. Erik is a good sort and irrespective of the Mugabe-esque British government at present Officers remain together, ie, you is wrong and we are RIGHT; NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Fritz old chop,

I think the man should be put on a charge and marched before Charlie Oscar for a good boll*cking. Nobody likes a serial whinger, especialy a hypocritical serial whinger.

Erik von I've done some pointless duty in my time innit*

ps enjoy your hols.

Personally I've always thought that obese women shouldn't be allowed to recieve IVF treatment, innit*


Fritz von Especially Scouse ones*

quote:

Originally posted by Milan:
Another vote for Skype. It is an absolute doddle to set up too. Even I could do it!

Milan

Just think if you'd seen this forum some 3 years back and the pages and pages and pages all about Skype, etc (let alone Eve) you'd have saved a mint by now John.


Regards,


Fritz von I wonder if Our Mick's Rupert has got anything to do with it then?

quote:

Originally posted by Seanf:
I use Jajah for free calls on a normal phone between registered users in many countries.

Sean

I had a butchers at that lark, they look well dodgey to me John, no bills you see, except unexpected ones I reckon, you know me though, I ain't sayin nuffin.

Fritz von Could well be a shabby nazi trick?*

You'd think some folks would be hard grafting instead of hanging about internet forums of ill-repute all bloody day long wouldn't you?


Fritz von Just cannie get the staff these days can yer,course like Our Mick I'll do loads of iffy overtime earn loads of dosh then I won't have to work as much cos I'll be loaded just like him, innit! (Brown Logic)

I guess sometimes that's just the way it is...

As I don't own a mobile phone, cell phone, Handy, never have done and never will do, it's quite an advantage sending free sms's to folks from this computer (20 free a month), as most cannie send one back, innit*


Fritz von Some folk even fall for that old readers digest pony too, or so I've heard!


Lovely holiday morning spent in bed after a long night with two geezers outside on the scaffold (4th floor) chipping and smashing away at the masonary, it's enough to drive a man to drink so it is:

Adam, I seem to be classed as a guest by Eve for some reason (new computer here maybe?) and can't edit my spolling mistooks anymore John?

Regards,


Frötz