Did Jimi Hendrix have an Appendix?

Did anyone ever say good morning to ELO

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Did Nick Drake ever ache to eat thick cake with Dick Jake the hick snake? Or maybe he made a quick mistake on an trick Lake and was told to instead to "quick partake of Slick Chocolate cake".

I was going to do Paul Simon but could only think of one rhyme - anyone?

Can ZZ Top bop at the wheezy stop?

Why did Free agree to have a pee behind the marquee against the debris of the dead sea? Good job they didn't drink beef tea at the grand prix with the banshee holding their CD. When the emcee drank herb tea free played with Louie saying they were Group B.

Did Jethro Tull pull on Mull or find the skull of the dull gull?

Did the Doors ever drop their drawers, offer to hold yours while doing tours of More's stores on all fours?

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Originally posted by SteveGa:
I was going to do Paul Simon but could only think of one rhyme - anyone?

Simple Simon was a pie man?

Are Wilco over and out?

Do the Scissor Sisters ever feel snippy?

Did I just hear a bit of REM, or was I dreaming?

(sorry these are a bit terse but I hate talking in, ahem, rhyme)

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Originally posted by Analogue:

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Originally posted by SteveGa:
I was going to do Paul Simon but could only think of one rhyme - anyone?

Simple Simon was a pie man?

Ah ha! I knew there must be more than the ones running round my mind. And yep the word I though of rhymes with pie man too!

Rhyming Pie Man could be his next album title!

Did 2Pac ever take crack
while wearing a mac
hands on a jack
taking flak from the hack
in the shak about plaque
from the snack
getting whacked for being black
going on the attack
(not slack)
from way back in tie rack.
The sad sack would never shrink back
to the fishing smack always looking for
the cinder track
leading to the data track like some
throw back to the yolk sack.
Beat back Zach thats a half track
with a roof rack and a Welsh Black.
Now you're on the gunny sack
with a heart attack,
near the railway track drapped only in a Union Jack.
Oh no I feel an anxiety attack.

Lemar with a bell-jar in the milk bar? Bizarre. It was called The North Star? Did he have his guitar? Played Have a Cigar and Dog Star? Well there you are. He'll go far - so its au revoir to the baggage car for Lemar - just avoid the police car. Oh and mind that horizontal bar - hmm now your seeing the evening star.

Gorillaz - genus anguilla of the mountain vanilla born of chinchilla mated with Godzilla son of Attila, now to be found in a villa in Castillia.

Did Mr Cash ever loose his stash of silver flash through the window sash? Sour mash? Just a splash. Hate being called white trash.

Did (Elvis) Costello have to bellow (the odd fellow) about canary yellow bordello's in his novello? Mellow Costello.

Did Squeeze

Sing about the Japansese with eye disease on their knees.
Or fleas on cheese?
Or being ill at ease with trustees?
Or a chemise that's hard to please?
Or unease on a trapeze?
Or a wage freeze?
Or cold burmese?
Or annamese guarantees?
Life is keys louise - at ease.
Now the reprise.

The Police

Grease a nice piece with hands on Denise
not forgetting Caprise
who is Sting's niece
who has not cease(d) to forgive the Suisse
taking a lease on Greece - but now they're at peace (says the press release).
The Golden Fleece - more like a period piece.

George Michael son of Peter Schmeichel?

Richard Marx - always wanted to be in Sparks. The prichard.

David Soul was in control by deed poll of Nat "King" Cole's stole. Made from foal kept in a bowl on the church roll it was designed as birth control. But the opinion pole results were flushed down toilet bowl with great self control. Now just using coal the European sole dances around a totem pole (on a knole but in a hole) trying to cajole a troll towards his goal.

Is Blair losing his hair?
Has Eric been Crapped on?

Does Blair have a Bush?

Focus a load of Hocus Pocus.