Farmyard Animals

Posted by: Alex S. on 27 July 2001

I post this here since it seems suddenly very relevant.

If you could be an animal on this forum which one would you be?

Naturally, you may nominate your forum friends.

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Alex S.
Please delete this topic immediately. I've thought better of it.
Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Cheese
quote:
Please delete this topic immediately
You can do it by yourself.

Cheese - may all beings be happy smile

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Andrew Randle
OK, we know which one Mr Pig would be...

Andrew

Andrew Randle
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Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Rico
Whatever happened to pornopony aka ponyboy? big grin

Rico - let them eat Kans.

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Mick P
Andrew

Who in their right mind would want to be Mr Pig.

I almost feel sorry for the poor bugger.

Regards

Mick

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Rico
uhhh - I'd be a Kiwi!.

Go on, ask me why.

Rico - let them eat Kans.

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Mick P
Rico

Why ?

They are skinny and bloody ugly.

Regards

Mick

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Chris Murphy
A kiwi is great.....he eats, roots, shoots, and leaves. Not ugly at all.

Chris.

Posted on: 27 July 2001 by Andrew Randle
Rico,

Be very careful what you wish for, you might re-incarnated as a small green hairy fruit (kiwi)...

Andrew

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[This message was edited by Andrew Randle on SATURDAY 28 July 2001 at 10:00.]

Posted on: 28 July 2001 by Alex S.
A flock?, fester, fluster, flounder, falter?
Perhaps a fidelity of kiwis or a polish of kiwis, or a heard?
Posted on: 28 July 2001 by Rico
Oh Andrew, you really should consult your encyclopedia. The Kiwi is in fact a small flightless nocturnal bird - and as Mr Murphy correctly surmises, the Kiwi has it sussed in his lifestyle - an enviable position in nature. Stealthy predator of the night.

OTOH, the Kiwifruit is a hairy fruit loaded in vitamin C - not really possessed of anima. This (for resons only known to marketing wallies) has been renamed Zespri - obviously the name has caught on here - and to be brought back as a fruit after requesting to come back as an animal... well, one might just as well be back as a tin of Kiwi shoe polish, eh!?

One can learn more about theKiwi here, or check it out the differences[URL=http://xenon.stanford.edu/~rsf/kiwi.html ] here.[/URL]

Not your average edible Kiwi...

Rico - let them eat Kans.