Have You Ever Had An Aids Test?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 05 August 2006
Basically it's a case of if you think you require one or are uncertain, possibly it's an idea to simply do it, innit*
Fritz von Assuming that Our Bruce is what he says he is (which I'm sure he jolly well is, especially before practice opens on a monday moaning, cough) he'll no doubt endorse this thread (without my bit so to speak) and hopefully forward other preventative measures that 'Folk, Male & Female' of Our ages (and younger and older) should persue with a vengeance as well, to all 'pressing²³'subjects under the moon.
Fritz von I don't see this as giving medical advice on an internet forum, rather infoaming Chaps to do things that they otherwise may not have otherwise considered or even cared about.
P.S. I was aware as a young 22 year old when I first came to Germany in 1981 that 6,000-ish women died in the UK anually of Cervical Cancer ( a totally 100% preventable situation when regularly checked) and was aware that here it was far far lower (and I wondered why????). Girlfriends in the past (various nationalities) have checked themselves bi-yearly like we Chaps check Our Prostrates and everything's been hunky dory accordingly. Certain things can't be cured, but they can be prevented, it's not a co-incidence that certain people live healthily to a ripe old age (barring the obvious luck of the draw bits & bobs that affect all of us, even babys and young children tragically). Education is the Key, even my own Mother (A Trained Nurse) said to me, I'm not bothered with that old mallarkey in the past (she's changed since I hope, or is just as Neurotic as Our Mick and has everything under the sun cos she thinks she's old at a tender very active (though highly overweight) 67?
Tell it how it is,
Goodnight*
Fritz von Assuming that Our Bruce is what he says he is (which I'm sure he jolly well is, especially before practice opens on a monday moaning, cough) he'll no doubt endorse this thread (without my bit so to speak) and hopefully forward other preventative measures that 'Folk, Male & Female' of Our ages (and younger and older) should persue with a vengeance as well, to all 'pressing²³'subjects under the moon.
Fritz von I don't see this as giving medical advice on an internet forum, rather infoaming Chaps to do things that they otherwise may not have otherwise considered or even cared about.
P.S. I was aware as a young 22 year old when I first came to Germany in 1981 that 6,000-ish women died in the UK anually of Cervical Cancer ( a totally 100% preventable situation when regularly checked) and was aware that here it was far far lower (and I wondered why????). Girlfriends in the past (various nationalities) have checked themselves bi-yearly like we Chaps check Our Prostrates and everything's been hunky dory accordingly. Certain things can't be cured, but they can be prevented, it's not a co-incidence that certain people live healthily to a ripe old age (barring the obvious luck of the draw bits & bobs that affect all of us, even babys and young children tragically). Education is the Key, even my own Mother (A Trained Nurse) said to me, I'm not bothered with that old mallarkey in the past (she's changed since I hope, or is just as Neurotic as Our Mick and has everything under the sun cos she thinks she's old at a tender very active (though highly overweight) 67?
Tell it how it is,
Goodnight*
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
[QUOTE]Originally posted by scottyhammer:
p.s.
you can actually get 2 double decker buses side by dide and still drop them down the inside of each stack!!
they are huge! dont know what would be worse falling down the ( tunnel like ) inside or falling down the outside.
incidentally from memory i think its about 300 feet to the roof from ground level then another 200 feet approx from roof to top of stacks!!
so quite tall BUT not the tallest chimneys ive worked on, the isle of grain power station in kent which is over 800 feet tall and on a clear day you can see the coast of france! SUPERB !!
Wot Is Dave, The Coast of France or the Stack?
Fritz von Only Avvin a Grin Clive (Canvey Island John Says Ello) Our Mick's Maggie was/is very fond of Battersea Dogs Home, I mean Power Station, Pink Floyd dunnit no favours either, I personally like it's present use to be honest, and unlike the fanstastic ex Bryant & May Match Factory in East London which I knew well (Strike a light John) (Masonry like you've never seen, and I suspect only certain British Masters could even knock a bit of it up today, barring Our Mick Natutrally)
Shame & Doom, they'll probably only make school playing fields out of it anyway now that 'The Flats!' have been stolen from the British /London Public to play PFI silly games (for how much longer I wonder afore the bubble relly bursts to Coy the Olympics which nobody bloody wants???) *
Parry etc, have a chance to save the UK at the moment fromit's greatest ever financial crisis, I wondwer who'll be seen to be the real hero's, cos Royalty can bugger orf as per usual until the water gets calmer again, and UK dies need then wothoot a doot Angus*
p.s.
you can actually get 2 double decker buses side by dide and still drop them down the inside of each stack!!
they are huge! dont know what would be worse falling down the ( tunnel like ) inside or falling down the outside.
incidentally from memory i think its about 300 feet to the roof from ground level then another 200 feet approx from roof to top of stacks!!
so quite tall BUT not the tallest chimneys ive worked on, the isle of grain power station in kent which is over 800 feet tall and on a clear day you can see the coast of france! SUPERB !!
Wot Is Dave, The Coast of France or the Stack?
Fritz von Only Avvin a Grin Clive (Canvey Island John Says Ello) Our Mick's Maggie was/is very fond of Battersea Dogs Home, I mean Power Station, Pink Floyd dunnit no favours either, I personally like it's present use to be honest, and unlike the fanstastic ex Bryant & May Match Factory in East London which I knew well (Strike a light John) (Masonry like you've never seen, and I suspect only certain British Masters could even knock a bit of it up today, barring Our Mick Natutrally)
Shame & Doom, they'll probably only make school playing fields out of it anyway now that 'The Flats!' have been stolen from the British /London Public to play PFI silly games (for how much longer I wonder afore the bubble relly bursts to Coy the Olympics which nobody bloody wants???) *
Parry etc, have a chance to save the UK at the moment fromit's greatest ever financial crisis, I wondwer who'll be seen to be the real hero's, cos Royalty can bugger orf as per usual until the water gets calmer again, and UK dies need then wothoot a doot Angus*
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by scottyhammer
the view fritz, the view is superb!!
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Course it is Chief, and the Sea's between the land and the sky innit*
Fritz von I see Chief Constable Our Andy's trying to be a larf a minute again (was that minute or minute?)*
Sayin Nowt Me*
And Erik Asks "What is this pink salmon show our Fritz?"
Tell Him Fredders*
Fritz von I see Chief Constable Our Andy's trying to be a larf a minute again (was that minute or minute?)*
Sayin Nowt Me*
And Erik Asks "What is this pink salmon show our Fritz?"
Tell Him Fredders*
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by andy c
Fritz,
i don't make people laugh - i leave it to much wiser people like yourself...
i don't make people laugh - i leave it to much wiser people like yourself...
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As a very slight glimpse into Fritz's make-up, I asked my Rozzer Chum last night what the chances of a totally straight single middle-aged Vietnamese girl who meets an Englander were of her being immediately approached by their Mafia in some form or another? Hundreds die here annually (as in UK too, Chinese etc, etc) and the figures never get to the press as they're mainly illegals and of no interest (I make no moral judgement here ). He told me they're riddled through and through, so therefore on my part stopped me getting to know the girl more betterer (she made serious signs innit) and don't even think about it.
What a Coward Fritz is eh*
I'll stick with my Polish Lassies, innit*
Even the Chief told me to watch my back, and he should know, he went out with a Chinese bird once!
What a Coward Fritz is eh*
I'll stick with my Polish Lassies, innit*
Even the Chief told me to watch my back, and he should know, he went out with a Chinese bird once!
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,
i don't make people laugh - i leave it to much wiser people like yourself...
Can I have that in writing Squire?
Regards,
Fritz von It's all very well having high profile black Det Chief Supers from the Met on the Telly (I'm sure the man's brilliant) (re the kids murder case and the bravaery of witnesses who put him away) but we seriously need more Hearts & Minds on the beat Black & Asian Coppers, cos they want to be there as English men & women and not cos we want to see them to be there, innit*
I know it makes sense�*
Can*t wait to see Parry's new Uniform, he thinks nobody knows*
I ain't sayin nuffin though, you know me Mr Sugdon*
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by NaimThatTune:
So it would appear, as far as British divorces go, anyway. Apparently the 48m represents 37% of the husband's worth, but hacks into money that 20 years ago was decided (by both parties) to be put away for future generations and not touched by either husband or wife. Husband wants to maintain that status quo, wife wants as much as she can get, now. The 20m he already offered her wasn't enough.
My guess is someone is a little bitter about something. Pity.
I don't know the current state of the McCartney/Mills split, mind, which I would think is extremely likely to blow this mere 48m into the weeds.
Cheers!
Rich
You Wanna get a Life John.
Poor:
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Erik and Dear Fritz,
Pink Salmon Show, is a reference to Pink Fish Media, which I think is another Forum or something!
Heelo Mr Fritz, I am not very well today. No sympathy required, as it was all self-inflicted! I fell down a whole flight of steps try to go to the bathroom as well, and have a massive chunk of skin missing from my forehead where I hit a shoe rack at the bottom.
I had my hair cut this afternoon, so I can't be too bad, and got some CDs from my favourite record shop...
The barber asked me what had happened, as the forehead is one of three bloody good knocks I had on the head! We laughed and laughed - well they laughed more than me because laughing seemed to hurt!
No hang-over though inspite of half a bottle of Vodka for me. Four people - two bottles!
All the best from fredrik.
PS: Mozart is quite nice when you are feeling fragile!!!
Pink Salmon Show, is a reference to Pink Fish Media, which I think is another Forum or something!
Heelo Mr Fritz, I am not very well today. No sympathy required, as it was all self-inflicted! I fell down a whole flight of steps try to go to the bathroom as well, and have a massive chunk of skin missing from my forehead where I hit a shoe rack at the bottom.
I had my hair cut this afternoon, so I can't be too bad, and got some CDs from my favourite record shop...
The barber asked me what had happened, as the forehead is one of three bloody good knocks I had on the head! We laughed and laughed - well they laughed more than me because laughing seemed to hurt!
No hang-over though inspite of half a bottle of Vodka for me. Four people - two bottles!
All the best from fredrik.
PS: Mozart is quite nice when you are feeling fragile!!!
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
This is Happenning at this wery minute, innit:
The Berlin evening news is now on, and a Top local Copper is giving his view on the new Law re: learner drivers and 0% Alcolhol (as mentioned in Fritz's Passim) , and he unbelievably (though in my view quite brilliantly) put forward the point of view that it should be universal (even Europe wide) (every Copper and Firemans & Ambulanceman/persons dream, innit): Why not Ban booze totally behind the wheel, there is no logical argument to say othwerwise (like German Grammar, Phew�) all the in-between bollocks has been to Kingdom come and back a Million times ain't it!
Do we really want to Progress?
Fritz von 100% Alcohol-Free-Driving, simply no-in-betweens, a quite achievable dream/reality even for us lot of reprobates I feel, innit*
There simply is no discussion*
You Drink! Or You Drive, SIMPLE & PLAIN
and not he other way around:
WE HAD A DREAM******
Anybody on here not lost anybody through the above rubbish? I doubt it*
PS And thank you so much Our Fredders, I'm glad you did finally got your locks chopped at last though too, I really didn't want to say anything, being the polite Chap that i Is, but it needed doing Kid, it really did*
F.
The Berlin evening news is now on, and a Top local Copper is giving his view on the new Law re: learner drivers and 0% Alcolhol (as mentioned in Fritz's Passim) , and he unbelievably (though in my view quite brilliantly) put forward the point of view that it should be universal (even Europe wide) (every Copper and Firemans & Ambulanceman/persons dream, innit): Why not Ban booze totally behind the wheel, there is no logical argument to say othwerwise (like German Grammar, Phew�) all the in-between bollocks has been to Kingdom come and back a Million times ain't it!
Do we really want to Progress?
Fritz von 100% Alcohol-Free-Driving, simply no-in-betweens, a quite achievable dream/reality even for us lot of reprobates I feel, innit*
There simply is no discussion*
You Drink! Or You Drive, SIMPLE & PLAIN
and not he other way around:
WE HAD A DREAM******
Anybody on here not lost anybody through the above rubbish? I doubt it*
PS And thank you so much Our Fredders, I'm glad you did finally got your locks chopped at last though too, I really didn't want to say anything, being the polite Chap that i Is, but it needed doing Kid, it really did*
F.
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by andy c
shall i press 'repeat'...nah. I've said it b4 - Fritz - wait for the device they are using to get it's specs - it will be adjusted to deal with any 'ambient air' readings - meaning it will hide the 1-5ugs that is caused by benylin, mouth wash etc...
But I ain't sayin nuffin~
However, i'm totally for no alcoholic drinks at all etc if driving
But I ain't sayin nuffin~
However, i'm totally for no alcoholic drinks at all etc if driving
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by andy c:
shall i press 'repeat'...nah. I've said it b4 - Fritz - wait for the device they are using to get it's specs - it will be adjusted to deal with any 'ambient air' readings - meaning it will hide the 1-5ugs that is caused by benylin, mouth wash etc...
But I ain't sayin nuffin~
However, i'm totally for no alcoholic drinks at all etc if driving
I'm afraid I cannie read yer Drunken Jibberish Man. The point will eventually be that random(any breath tests will be a thing of the past as the very psyche of the issue will/iis brought to rask and dealt with finally, giving you Chaps eventually (paperwork-free) to get out there and stop prosepective villains actaully becoming villains, this is the aim (badduns are always there, but they will just stick oot more, innit)
Filum time; Bloody homework's doin my head in too (Manyana metinks)
Good Plonk this, though I really shouldn't vdrink it in Pint Galssess?
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
In Norway, the law is very tight indeed on Drinking and Driving. So tight that when I last drove there my Aunt advised me not to have a drink on the ferry on the second day (two day journey at sea), just in case. Apparently the Police at Kristiansand are apt to pull up British cars just to check the drivers!
It works. Taxis are common-place for going out further than walking distance. I remember one Midsummer's Night (fantastic parties that night in Norway), and my grandfather and I were able to enjoy the party fully, but my grandmother went and helped the hostess (my grandfather's cousin) in the kitchen and totally refrained from drinking anything stronger than coffee. It is accepted and works. I don't know the penalties, but the law is respected, but then the conditions on Norwegian roads are far worse than the UK's most of the years.
So it could work, but it would be a culture shock for sure in UK!
ATB from Fredrik
It works. Taxis are common-place for going out further than walking distance. I remember one Midsummer's Night (fantastic parties that night in Norway), and my grandfather and I were able to enjoy the party fully, but my grandmother went and helped the hostess (my grandfather's cousin) in the kitchen and totally refrained from drinking anything stronger than coffee. It is accepted and works. I don't know the penalties, but the law is respected, but then the conditions on Norwegian roads are far worse than the UK's most of the years.
So it could work, but it would be a culture shock for sure in UK!
ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JWM:
Real ale for me!
James
Living in a Country where only Real Ale exists (By Law) I suppose I'm rather spoilt on occassion, innit*
Fritz von Just enjoying the fabulous Jim Carey being a Twin-personality Copper from Rhode Island of all bally places.
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Oslo Taxis are very reasonable Fredders Old bean if I recall, so long as one happens to have a bottomless wallet*
Fritz von Fortunately I was very well looked after, though even up to today spent my most expensive night of all time (my own earned money) at the National Theatre restaurant with my then beloved Astrid Vevle, innit**
Fritz von Fortunately I was very well looked after, though even up to today spent my most expensive night of all time (my own earned money) at the National Theatre restaurant with my then beloved Astrid Vevle, innit**
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
Norway is expensive for sure!
In the old days, such was the cost of spirits there, that you could mostly finance the flight with the difference taking the full duty free allowance with you! Cheap night flights of course, but it is a thought!
ATB from Fredrik
In the old days, such was the cost of spirits there, that you could mostly finance the flight with the difference taking the full duty free allowance with you! Cheap night flights of course, but it is a thought!
ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JeremyD:
A few minutes ago I saw John Bolton on TV saying, I think, that the draft resolution would end up as a Chapter VII Resolution. I was pleasantly surprised to hear this, given the UNSC's tendency to pass unenforcible resolutions. This means that, however unsatisfactory Israel might find it in the short term, the long term prospect would be that if the worst came to the worst the UN would have a mandate to disarm Hizbollah forcibly.
Nothing personal Old Son, but I'm afraid that if you truly believe in the words that you've simply 'repeated' here, and others who have similar er, 'nodding heads' you're in my eyes a bunch of seriously prize PLONKERS who have absolutely no RIGHT to even comment on this subject let alone pretend to arrogantly make totally 'IGNORANT' opinion upon it.
Simple as that really, sheer Tosh� INNIT³
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Fredders are you not drinking this eve?
Slightly nosey Fritz
P,S, Polish Ladies are really quite amusing & charming I can tell you from first hand experience*
Slightly nosey Fritz
P,S, Polish Ladies are really quite amusing & charming I can tell you from first hand experience*
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Fritz,
Saturday evening ususally finds me at the Bell at Tillington (three miles north-west of Hereford towards Weobley) for at most two pints, but no I feel that I made up for a couple of days at least last night - especially as I realised in the barber's that I could well have killed myself falling down the stairs! At that point I just could not stop laughing, but it is surprising how much that can hurt!
Haha! Life is good, sometimes though.
I had a lovely day listening to music, and will get back in the saddle tomorrow!
I'll tell you one thing: Polish girls are really pretty in most cases, which is something, and some of them are really kind as well, which is more important! Having both in one person is very nice!!
ATB from Fredrik [Feeling Much Better Smiley]!
Saturday evening ususally finds me at the Bell at Tillington (three miles north-west of Hereford towards Weobley) for at most two pints, but no I feel that I made up for a couple of days at least last night - especially as I realised in the barber's that I could well have killed myself falling down the stairs! At that point I just could not stop laughing, but it is surprising how much that can hurt!
Haha! Life is good, sometimes though.
I had a lovely day listening to music, and will get back in the saddle tomorrow!
I'll tell you one thing: Polish girls are really pretty in most cases, which is something, and some of them are really kind as well, which is more important! Having both in one person is very nice!!
ATB from Fredrik [Feeling Much Better Smiley]!
Posted on: 05 August 2006 by Steve Toy
In answer to the question at the start of this thread:
Yes.
Yes.
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:
Haim,
It is transparently obvious from the very start of this thread that it is you who do not understand the core issues here and your sly use of words in manipulating what I have said from the outset is crystal clear. You dont fool me for a second.
All of these so called 'local' affairs had deep and lasting repercussions for the entire region as history proves.
Erik
Good old hidden agenda once again Our Erik, can't be beaten really! though as you quite rightly say, should be seen for what it is.
Fritz von Of course only 7000 Lebanese Civilians died from Israeli action in 1982 so there's a long way to go yet, innit*
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]
Fritz von Of course only 7000 Lebanese Civilians died from Israeli action in 1982 so there's a long way to go yet, innit*
It's only a matter of time innit Isaac?*
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by Mick P
Fritz
Get a woman, get a job and get a life.
Regards
Mick
PS If you are homosexual, get a man instead.
Get a woman, get a job and get a life.
Regards
Mick
PS If you are homosexual, get a man instead.
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
No surprises seeing him snuggling up to Our Fredders now then, issit*
Fritz von Over & Oot*
Goodnight
Fritz von Over & Oot*
Goodnight
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz
Get a woman, get a job and get a life.
Regards
Mick
PS If you are homosexual, get a man instead.
Taken all week to think that one up has it Our Mick?
Pension on Son*
One thing about being an International Weapons dealer Kid is that business is always booming, innit*
Posted on: 06 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Of course Britain only sold Israel �25 Million worth of Military weaponry kit in 2005 so it was quite a slack year wunnit*
Fritz von When you think that there are 23 elected MP's in Our Tony's Cabinet who don't vote on Policy, and 25 unelected 'Special Advisors' employed by number 10 to provide, er Policy, it makes yer wonder really dunnit?
G'Day:
What with 2 Jags Presser in charge at the mo now they're all off to living doll island anything could bloody happen, innit*
It's that nutter Reid you've gotta watch though*
Fritz von When you think that there are 23 elected MP's in Our Tony's Cabinet who don't vote on Policy, and 25 unelected 'Special Advisors' employed by number 10 to provide, er Policy, it makes yer wonder really dunnit?
G'Day:
What with 2 Jags Presser in charge at the mo now they're all off to living doll island anything could bloody happen, innit*
It's that nutter Reid you've gotta watch though*