Have You Ever Had An Aids Test?

Fritz

The biggest nutter I know is you.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

The biggest nutter I know is you.

Regards

Mick

Go back to bed, it's far to early for a Chap of your age to be thinking about spelling big words correctly,some of usd have tgot a hard day filling out dole forms afore them, innit*


Fritz von I didn't know that Neil Pillock was a Jock, suacy Missus though Our Glenys*


I see the Black Watch lads are havoing to go back to Iraq for an unprecedented 3rd time and at short notice breaking every Army rule in the book too due to Govt Fuck Up, bigstyle and cutting themselves short, (Reids silent innee) further info at you know where! go and buy a copy yer tight gits and learn something about your armed services, cos you wont read it in any other bastard paper:


Runrig*

Besides giving one's local Lads & Lassies good press (from wherever) 'embedded journo's' are a complete waste of time, that's why so-called Military Press-Spokespersons exist to plug the party line, innit*


Fritz von So who knows how many camermen & free journo's Brits & Yanks etc, have been er, killed in er, Iraq in the last few years, by er, friendly er fire then?



Quite a few actually, but most folk are seemingly more interested in freelancing Engineers from Liverpool than bringers of News (unsanitized and unpsun by Downing Street etc)


Unspun Heros in fact*


Talking of Liverpool (British Press), I've come to the conclusion that like-wise unless Israel seemingly is on the world stage and in the limelight it's not happy and everybody else is to blame, know what I mean kids?


And Yes I know it's the Regiment of Scotland thank you pedants*


Time for a nice sour creamcheese & fresh Baigel with chives , good German & Austrian fare for well over two Centurys by the way, just in case you thought it was possibly New York, from the Deli naturally, innit*

I think that most people's favourite drink in the pub would be those paid for by the Wiltshire Whinger (Making sure he orders them personally naturally and that he hasn't forgotten his wallet again).

Fritz von That'd make headlines allright*

Parry Pays a Round out of his own Dosh*


Read allabaaat it*

Most Irish Folks I know (North or South) prefer to drink Murphy's and that includes London as well (where most Guinness is made) strangely enough, now dare's a ting*



Fritz von Bit like a Brit ordering a Fosters down under, bloody funny really cos none of them drink the shite either*

It's brewed here under licence, and Oh how different it tastes* (Fosters that is)

P.S. Neither Guiness-draught nor Murphy's are real Ales, which strangely enough German Brewed Fosters is, how strange, innit*


Any Takers, I think not?

P.S. The German/Jap party song is still available for the next few hours, then it's Awaa*


Fritz von Nice drop of French Apple Strongbow Cider with Guinness always goes doon a treat though dunnit*


Ice cold Dry Sekt is good too, I think using Veuve C is a waste of good bubbly* (Unless Our Mick's payin O'course) That'll be the Day though Chaps eh*


As likely as Blair payin for his own holiday! Arise Lord Clifford of India:


Innit*

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further info at you know where

Missed something way back - please expand.

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Originally posted by rupert bear:

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further info at you know where

Missed something way back - please expand.

The Steam-Handheld Version of This Old Bean, innit:


Fritz von Anyone Owns A ****Here? (Own Shorely)

It'll be interesting to see what ethnic arguments may well abound when the Semetic Israel, (as are Iraq, Egypt, and Syria, etc) decides to take on with whatever grounds they deem fit (with the US's backing naturally) wouldn't go in alone would they now; and attack (In Self-Defence you understand) the Indo-European Nation of non Arabs based on the Persian Nation and now locally known as er, Iran?



Fritz von I ain't sayin Nuffin though*



Perhaps somebody could enlighten me on here histerically (An Israeli possibly) (I mean Historically) just why Israel should go in and sort em out (or not as the case may be), like Our Saddam did? Bloody Non-Semite wind up merchants, innit*

They'll be upsetting the Arab Israelis next with their lies and propaganda* and then who'll do the dirty work?

So Our Steve's had an AIDS test then, Well Done Our Steve!



Fritz von Bout time somebody sorted Blairs bloody Aids out too I reckon, they don't need testing they need surgical removal*

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I wonder if Our Fredders knows any Carrot & Apple Munchers perchance?

Fritz von Taken from the latest issue of "New Labour Doing You and Your Family Right Proper in the 21st Century, innit"

Aaah innit Nice*

Having just watched the latest reports (few minutes old) of an Israeli attack seemingly going away from it's target? I can just imagine what it must be like being one of the 75,000+ Lebanese soldiers in the north of the country. Let's get things into persepctive here, every move of this sort will create even more unlikelyhood of a settlement using them. Their building (natural) hatred of what's happening to their country if this continues will fuel an all out war with Israel and it'll be a case of Fuck the consequences (Under such a situation I certainly know that Britain wouldn't be sitting on it's arse watching another country wreck it's infrastructure (even if it was Tony's beloved Yanks for whatever the reason) who's Gonna say otherwise, Cos if you do, you belong somewhere else*



Goodnight*

So now that some of you Ladies are talking in the realms of er, 'Responsible Journalism' (Shocked & Stunned) how many of you highly successful, educated, Fair-minded Chaps have worked out the Master Plan yet then?


$79 A Barrel, What to do now then?


Fritz von We all know don't we Chaps, and today it's through the Round window*

Having just read your last post Our Erik which I understand though desist to comment upon because as you know I didn't get where I am today by discussing things with people, even you old Bean! and certainly not hidden agenda merchants of whatever flag and ilk they may pretend to fly on any given day depending on where the bobs are coming from, innit*


Fritz von I'm certain that Israel could have persuaded Beruit to sort things quickly (even if the kidnapped soldiers had been killed?), and have enough clout for them to put pressure on Hizzbollah. All of this reaks more of Serbian Nationalism to me (we faught the Nazis 60 years ago mentality) and use and abuse modern trust. I'm aware of even Hollocaust survivors (still living and obviously more Compis-Mentis than today's bloody arrogant lot)) and Senior Rabbi's totally condemning these actions and not wanting to be associated with todays Israeli Government Policy (both parties) as JEWS (The Jewsish Faith is being just as abused as the Muslim Faith is by Morons with a small agenda too, and obliging Western Press to-boot³). It is serious Chaos in the making that will soon burst, and it's called $100 a Barrel, fuck the US's stabalizing 'annual' freebee handouts to Egypt and er, Israel of $2 Billion a Year to be good, let's please get this right, and quickly, and the EU better pull it's fucking finger out of it's arse soon as well, or we'll all bloody well get get dragged in to this soap Opera instilled by Jerusalem and Washington, and the Yanks like WWII will sit on the sidelines having a grin and raking in the cash for Decades afterwards*


US Fatalities were peanuts compared to everybody else, and don't forget it Chaps*


Cold Shower time*


I hope Blair's reading this on his well earned holiday*

I completely agree and have said all that you have said afore. The script unfolds. All will be revealed.

Just watching Benjie N on BBC 24 (Hardtalk). I really had hope for the guy once, long ago too, but all his recent & constant associations with Hitlers Germany and WWII are absolutely Barmy I reckon and he's making a total fool of himself.


Fritz von Another one bites the dust (but who the hell is there instead Dave?)


Looney Christian Right getting stronger by the day in the US (be interesting when Black Officers & Troops start sayin, 'but without me Sir, It ain't my fucking War John', & Step in Our Hillary*


John Sang Mind Games***

Yes he is another who seemed reasonable enough until he got some power then turned into a hardline looper. He needs years of extensive therapy IMO. He's blooooming dangerous.

Without discussing it obviously Our Erik; 'You know me' I actually found him to be a good PM (and he often stood up to Sharon, the only one I may add) things changed later somehow? I'm sure the last thing he wants to do now is be PM again to be honest?


Fritz von Arye for President*

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Originally posted by andy c:
...re sights to see. We usually do a day trip - take in some sights sounds and smells, to a eurpoean city (and we've done Berlin to death*) - have some eats then fly back.

Any suggestions from folk who have visited this city - my folks have been and they loved it.

andy c!

Wear Hammers shirts Our Andy, and tell them how much you hate the Norwegians for being egoistic arrogant non European tossers who don't know their Aquavit from their Elephant Beer.


Fritz von and don't forget to speak in loud 'Wakefield-Robin Hood English' when slagging off the Krauts, they love it*



Absolut*


Skol**

Just so you know, Fritz, Andy isn't from Wakefield **

Fritz,
thanks for the advice on what not to do. I'll take that on board.

Still, they will have to go some to have beer like I've tried in various places in the city.

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Originally posted by JonR:
Just so you know, Fritz, Andy isn't from Wakefield **

Robin Hood was though Our Kid*


Scratcher time* & that's Official Jon:

I thought Robin of Loxley was a texan?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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I wonder if Our Fredders knows any Carrot & Apple Munchers perchance?

Fritz von Taken from the latest issue of "New Labour Doing You and Your Family Right Proper in the 21st Century, innit"

Aaah innit Nice*

Spose you must all be Blair fans then, or just think poisoning everything legally is OK?*



Fritz von Not Our Problem issit, though I do recall ample posts recently on here with Oh so much expertise over the Chernobyl generation? *