Have You Ever Had An Aids Test?

Wild speculation? what a load of feeble Bollocks who they trying to kid, the cause is staring them in the face. These pathological effects maybe delayed or even indirect but they cannot be denied.


Beano

Beano Old Son, for instance my Grandad a Yorkshire miner most of his life until he got some fresh air in the North African wastelands with Monty the Moron. Nobody knew the real risks, but obviously breathing black dust all day for years on end does yer no good, only job going though. More modern Gulf Syndrome, asbestosis, etc, etc, realistically no Govt can insure itself against such claims or it'd never run (N.Ireland's been doing we�ll for nearly a year though now, and they're all still getting paid from Micks Taxes:
Even myself playing with Yachts & Boats using highly toxic gear (eventually) getting proper protective stuff too, had to give it up though by choice, madness in the end. Smoking & Boozin are personal choice (no passive wallys please), Farms are all over he UK and this is potentially Dynamite (would you deliberately have your kids crawling around such fields and edges, no more than you'd want to live near Windscale, who's kidding who?


Fritz von The point is, here there is no choice*

Amazing to think the Dutch and Germans, not to mention the French are just ignoring it, innit, I know maybe they know something we don't? (Now England's in Europe, like Israel too it seems for the football) perhaps, just perhaps only the UK is playing this deadly game of poker with it's most valuable assett,(next to Consultants of course) ie its children?


Perhaps people should demonstrate in the streets and be ignored like the anti Iraq war crowd, or perhaps they should pretend they're really moaning about fox hunting and get more Parliamentary time wasted possibly more than any other ludicrous topic in British Political History including two world wars, and Iraq didn't even make 7 hours (as you all know) Yawn:


Goodnight*

You'd think that Our Andy'd be in Gothenburg now really wouldn't you, especially as so many of his Chaps are up for the High Jump at last!



Fritz von I'm stayin on the beaten track though, you know me*

Fritz

In order to be put through the high jump, one must have a job in the first place.

Take that statement has a subtle hint.

Regards

Mick .. actually meeting a friend tonight in the Gluepot.

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

In order to be put through the high jump, one must have a job in the first place.

Take that statement has a subtle hint.

Regards

Mick .. actually meeting a friend tonight in the Gluepot.

Would've thought the Big Fish'd be more your cup of tea!


Fritz von Ever asked a copper how many friends he's/she's got?


Try it sometime John*



Don't forget yer credit card (Valid) either*

I understand your point about choice Fritz it's just that the Govt seem so blasé about this slow poisoning of the population, even to the point of sanctioning it.
By killing children you might as well kill the future, if you know what I mean.

Beano

quote:

Fritz von Ever asked a copper how many friends he's/she's got?

Fritz,

got bored with picking on mick?

bugger off...

who is for the high jump, then?

Frying good fresh fish wether shallow or deep, and wether super delux red snapper (my favourite) or indeed spratts/sardines and cabbage and beans Yugoslav style (also heavenly) require no rocket science for excellent results everytime. Maybe in Northern English style lard/dripping, or high temp olive oil, or sunflower (which I normally use at home) it just has to be relatively fresh, and even Our Mick couldn't screw it up.


Fritz von Whilst chilling out in Antigua sometime afore I watched my first ever Yankee daytime TV, Soaps, Guff, Cricket, Religious Bullshit-merchants andf their money/donation clocks and one absolutely fantastic chap called Babs something or other, who I think was a big name right across the Eastern Carribean at the time. Watching this guy was such a pleasure cos he was so down to earth and funny & natural and relatively poor too I think. His big claim to fame was having worked as a top Chef (for years and years) in the States at the Coca Cola HQ, which he always inplimentted in his recipes, along with 'Katsup' (The original Ketchup) what a Star for poor folks who had fuck all to spend on good grub (even in rich Antigua, surprise surprise) I had his cook book going here for years, until some twat borrowed it permanently.


So there you have it Chaps, the best fish in the world is that which you or a family member or mate catches and is cooked on the campfire to spare washing up, innit:


And don't forget the lime or lemon*


I bet half of you guys can't even open a bloody tin on yer own!

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

Fritz von Ever asked a copper how many friends he's/she's got?

Fritz,

got bored with picking on mick?

]bugger off...

who is for the high jump, then?

bugger off...


Lucky you're still on Duty then Our Andy innit, I could just imagine a member of the Public sayin that to an Officer and getting away with it, I think not somehow*


Regards,

Fritz von I hope you get in lots of 'overt'time for yer hols in Denmark then Our Kid*

I'd plead provocation, pal. I'm saving up me coppers for the Danes, thanks for caring!

Having just read the latest report on Our Micks very own Website regarding advising one how to safely transport ones very expensive Yankee geetars on Harleys through highly roughshod Spanish-style terrain (Aged Wiltshire Potholes never dealt with by the local Councils for fear of wasting decent bung-dosh Grand Master-Brasso) without spoiling yer Pap-du-Nerf 57's (1757 naturally !) to-boot, as well as scratching his prized kickers/toe-punters given to him by John Boy Prescott himself for his Chariot & Thingy work I was quite shocked and Stunned to be honest, not that that's a word often recognised around those parts.

Fritz von Mrs Mick's already rung the Fishy thingy's Guvnor to stop him drinking anymore Malt, he get's carried away you see, now there's no timetable to adhere to*



Goodnight said Our Steve after cleaning out his back seats once again in the name of Naim*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
I'd plead provocation, pal. I'm saving up me coppers for the Danes, thanks for caring!

You're not taking them all over there for a punchup as well are you Our Andy, I thought it was you and der Missus?


Fritz von Whatever Reidy say's eh!


Neet* Knackered and very busy*

LOL Reidy's turning out the SPG for protection... on o/t of course.

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
LOL Reidy's turning out the SPG for protection... on o/t of course.

Originally based on the B-Specials (NI) I believe Our Andy? and disbanded by Maggie herself, I suspect that most decent Jocks of today totally depsise steriotypical egoistic Gobshite uneducated twats like Reid today and prefer real Taggarts like Sir Alex who've truly earned their Wings and speak in the real world!

Fritz von Any new group formed by this guy will be known as the 'Special C's' irrespective of what silly silver or Gold Badge he desires to give them*


That's it, money's run out, Beep beep beep *


Gordon, you're Fuckin quiet for a future leader, innit* I expect Baby's more important?

Course the Japs dinnee use question marks either!


Fritz von Go and droon in Broon ale yer tightarse an stop mitherin*

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
To be just a tad pessimistic, I suspect that the modern human race may just destroy the planet in a hundred years, so I guess stone age man has less to answer for in the end!

Fredrik

Fredders me Old Geiger, the chances of er, Humanity destroying this planet are about as likely as the Royal Engineers playing Acrington Stanley in next years FA Cup Final at Wembley (the last bit being the most unlikely)or Parry buying a pint for a stray Gypsy in trouble. If you possibly mean that we'll shit on ourselves and make Our home uninhabitable for Ourselves (and Our Ego(s)) then you may well be right. This Planet will exixt for many Billions of years to come, and wether we live on it or not, I feel is entirely irellevant, innit:


Talk about self induced bloody encores, bedtime Oders from Sgt Zeberdee at last, Boing� Very highly sprung/Strung you see**

I can well imagine all the Post Truamatic Stress Syndrome after witnessing this heinous action

Erik von I didnt get where I am today without having my boots stamped on and it didnt do me any harm.

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Frank!

The sweet Wyberowa was two bottles. One litre amd one 0.7, shared measure for measure between four of us!

A fair deal of constenation was caused by my fall, but once they worked out I was still breathing, they lefy me alone! Apparently I managed to walk back into the room where they were waiting for me, and kindly tucked me up for the night on the sofa. I call that sangfroid, actually!

It was a fantastic evening/ night/ morning, though never again will I be so slack about hanging onto the banister!All the best from Fredrik

That's the way Our Fredders always keep a firm and rubust grip on yer Old Roger Son.



Fritz von I've never known an RSM to keep his temper, and staying sober, well that's another matter, innit*

I had an aids test once

very confusing time.

Grolsch Beer is a big favourite with young British Army Officers in their messes, it's Dutch and is full of about the same amount of hangover producing chemicals as all the other non RG brewed beers.


Fritz von Beck's or Heineken (biggest selling beer in the world for some reason?) isn't brewed this way outside of Europe*

There again a fine pint of real ale in the guise of Timothy Taylors, Youngs, Abbot, ESB, etc, etc, etc, don't qualify under the German Purity Laws of 1516 either,(DRG) innit*


Fritz von Of course there's always some smart alec brewery or taxi driver-Cum IT Teacher from Liverpool in the UK that wants to tell you otherwise naturally, (After some Guinness usually) innit:


Brrp: Then there was Weizen Bier with lemon & rice *

I had a very strange dream last night (most esoteric in fact) and it went something along the lines of two blokes drinking themselves senseless in a Swindon pub (locally known as the sticky jar, cos the glasses are never cleaned, and it always closes on time). Between them they devised a scheme in that in the four weeks building up to Britain's next General Election all tv and newspapers would be totally banned (including Magazines)(or given away FREE), Folk may watch DVDS and videos etc to their hearts content but no er, News whatso'ever. All Postal votes would be invalid³,(Disabled will be carried to stations by CSO's finally helping the Community including East Ham/Newham and Barking & Dagenham/Liverpool) and via internal non-partisan threads a serious record 90%+ of 'ALL' elligible British voters will emerge at the polling booths (personally).


Fritz von Now wouldn't that scare the fuck out of 75%+ of present UK er, Politicians etc? (and that's just the elected ones by God)!



Only a silly dream though, so no need to worry Chaps*


Bloody Credit card's been stopped again, probably when I applied for my Spanish motorbike licence last week!*

When Watergate came to become fact and tricky Dicky took the walk (and at what 'World' cost one asks,(I don't care about the US for fuck's Sake, i Is European, London born) not to mention JFK the most popular President in US history, though far from being the most proficient and able Mable he surely wasn't ?), Vietnam was lost and Pentagon budget toilet seats were costing $100,000 a piece to make the books balance, I thought to mesen, Ang on Our Fritz Kid, put the price of oil up (invade a country that can actually pay back in future, with its er, Oil or whatever, play REM's 'If you believe' endlessly till everybody's well sick of it, and eventually they all will sign the dotted line just like Our IFA's persistance to shut em up (torture really innit if yer look at it in the cold light of night )



Goodnight*


Non Taxpayer subsidised outfits usually always hire (and fire) far more capable and professional folks, I wonder why?

quote:

Originally posted by Fisbey:
I had an aids test once

very confusing time.

Fizzer Old Chap, I did actually mean to respond to your post earlier but I got waylaid as per jolly always. It is a great sign of selflessness in my small opinion to have such a test (especially in middle-class UK situs) and the waiting game (for the result) can be eternal( just as with other test results of course too, so long as you can get the bastards done 'properly' in the first place that is on the NHS?). Wether one (I assume ) in your case gets tested through fear of having made a drastic silly mistake, or as is here often the case to get tested (both parties male & female (or whatever) to ensure a clean start so to speak, and especially when the thought of kids arises (within a new relationship, innit).



Fritz von I was delighted to learn recently that HIV pregnant Mothers can now through the right treatment give birth to HIV free kids (something that earlier (not so very long ago) was an impossibility I believe)(more developed parts of Africa I refer to here) the drug company's must be so very proud of their successfull research! (not to mention the happy investors, eh)


Time for part two of my great dream to detrmine oif the Polling Booths will actually be open when the masses come to vote at the next British General Election, or that John Reid will have sent in the TA (what's left of them) to quell the Liberal pensioners endangering his Office?



18 Weeks Holiday is a long time in (Geo) Politics (You reid it here first)

I'm In Charge***

"18 Weeks Holiday is a long time in (Geo) Politics (You reid it here first)

That coming from a man who has been on holiday for 20 years.