Have You Ever Had An Aids Test?

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 05 August 2006

Basically it's a case of if you think you require one or are uncertain, possibly it's an idea to simply do it, innit*


Fritz von Assuming that Our Bruce is what he says he is (which I'm sure he jolly well is, especially before practice opens on a monday moaning, cough) he'll no doubt endorse this thread (without my bit so to speak) and hopefully forward other preventative measures that 'Folk, Male & Female' of Our ages (and younger and older) should persue with a vengeance as well, to all 'pressing²³'subjects under the moon.


Fritz von I don't see this as giving medical advice on an internet forum, rather infoaming Chaps to do things that they otherwise may not have otherwise considered or even cared about.



P.S. I was aware as a young 22 year old when I first came to Germany in 1981 that 6,000-ish women died in the UK anually of Cervical Cancer ( a totally 100% preventable situation when regularly checked) and was aware that here it was far far lower (and I wondered why????). Girlfriends in the past (various nationalities) have checked themselves bi-yearly like we Chaps check Our Prostrates and everything's been hunky dory accordingly. Certain things can't be cured, but they can be prevented, it's not a co-incidence that certain people live healthily to a ripe old age (barring the obvious luck of the draw bits & bobs that affect all of us, even babys and young children tragically). Education is the Key, even my own Mother (A Trained Nurse) said to me, I'm not bothered with that old mallarkey in the past (she's changed since I hope, or is just as Neurotic as Our Mick and has everything under the sun cos she thinks she's old at a tender very active (though highly overweight) 67?


Tell it how it is,



Goodnight*
Posted on: 09 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A cracker - just be patient!



TENJEWBERRYMUDS ?
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud? You will understand what 'Tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation? This has been nominated for the best email of 2006.

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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ?Roon sirbees."
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Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
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RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! ?Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
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G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
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RS: "Ow July den?"
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G: "What??"
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RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
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G : "Oh, the eggs! ?How do I like them? ?Sorry, scrambled please."
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RS: "Ow July dee baykem? ?Crease?"
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G: "Crisp will be fine."
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RS : "Hokay. ?An Sahn toes?"
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G: "What?"
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RS:"An toes. ?July Sahn toes?"
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G: "I don't think so."
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RS: "No? ?Judo wan sahn toes??"
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RS: "Toes! ?Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? ?Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
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G: "English muffin!! ?I've got it! ?You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. ?Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
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RS: "We bodder?"
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G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
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RS: "Wad?"
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G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
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RS: "Copy?"
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G: "Excuse me?"
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RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
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G: "Yes. ?Coffee, please, and that's all."
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RS: "One Minnie. ?Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
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G: "Whatever you say."
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RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
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G : "You're very welcome."


Fritz von Just in from a mate in sunny Perth WA, read it over breakfast innit, or in Our Mick's case liquid lunch*


G'Day*


Talking of holidays, I've just booked two weeks leave very soon, and I'm rather looking forward to it actually, only having had two days off since January including weekends and evening shifts to-boot (no extra dosh either) in fact absolutely no perks whatso'ever barring taking home slightly more than I get on the dole for a 40 hour week, good innit* (I'll get my tax back in the New Year though* I bet even Our Fredders with his night shifts takes home a good three times more than I do! and that vodka ain't cheap isst!!!
Posted on: 09 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Wouldn't it be fun taking all your prize cameras in their new bags as hand luggage this moaning:e

Especially now that the latest Paranoia (Prime Minister's on Holiday) Alert is on cos MI5 says so. So what'll we find to justify it all? I bet Our Mick wishes he was travelling to the States again after being handled so respectfully the last time, even made him take his shoes off so they did (His face though I reckon) never mind the stinky stink*


Fritz von Personally I blame the Liberal-Democrats*



Reid'll sort it out John*

P.S. I was shocked & Stunned at how undemocratically my utopian dream ended in the end. All prospective voters were enticed not to vote: with tax relief, free TV licences for life, and cheaper beer, fags & petrol, all by word of mouth and gossip you understand. 20% didi vote about the norm (as it wasn't raining and there was no cricket or football on) so New Labour Won Yet again, and PFI and tax dodging money-grabbers across the land (of all parties) werer happy ever after, then retired abroad somewhere warm*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Oh Dear everybody's bored with Iraq and the Lebanon all of a sudden, What a Surprise*



Fritz von Shocked & Stunned
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Fisbey
Just mildly paranoid at the time....

Phew that was close!
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Fisbey:
Just mildly paranoid at the time....

Phew that was close!


Right! You mean the test, I was thinking you meant the above post John.


Fritz von Just got home from a rather stressfull day at the old bog brush factory.


I wonder how many hours a week Our Mick used to work then at the er, Post Office to justify seriously early retirement on knackered grounds? (his words not mine Chaps), sounds like a good number whatever the call Dunnit. 35, 38, 5, 20 under Callaghan!! must've been all those lung lunches and overtime (unpaid then eh?)

Where's me corkscrew, school in the moaning & that's another matter entirely, bloody homework was a nightmare so it was*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I suppose at least God Forbid if Katrina II rolls along, Georgie Boy'll be able to blame the TORROrists this time around, innit*



Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink though, nobody seems to have noticed the difference with BA anyway, they're generally a load of wank on the best of days*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Correct me if I'm wrong here (you know me) but did not the Prime mInister (alone almost) quite adamantly and demonstrably recently protect the rights of independent religious schools to exist and remain an integral part of the British education system, or did he just mean Catholic ones?


Fritz von My money's on 2-Jags givvin Reid a good pastin after a few gold watches at number 10 while the cat's away. Reid is a menace, and a dangerous one at that, you will see in the new line-up that isn't so very far away that Clarke will return (A fine Politician and Labour man and don't forget it). I can't even to-date remember the new F-Secs name (Just like a Woman) she to me is just totally insignificant and her words mean absolutely nothing as far as I can hear.



P.S. It's been well established on here in the past that my views regarding sensible anti-terror security in the UK etc, are far from Cynical, so anybody who wants to waste their time disputing the fact please feel free, innit*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Geoff Rowland:
Here we go..contract hire, lease purchase, loan? Looking at contract hire with maintenance included at the moment, for a quiet life, on the basis that out of experience a car is an awful investment so why bother owning it at all?

All ears...


As you say probably the fifth thread on this subject within the last 12 months which usually allows folk to show off what kind of company car they're metered for and how great they are, etc, etc. Though in this case old Son as you're writing from 'Skidrow on Sea' it's highly logical not to want to own a car there, and I personally agree with you, rent either a Horse, or a Rolls Royce which apparently get fixed locally by ex workers at very decent rates, innit*


Fritz von Obvious innit Tom*


Of course the original Hackney Carriages (Cabs) have that gap in the front to put the bale of hay on for yer Gee Gee too*


Worth thinkin about John*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As other British Citizens have been sitting in British (and other Jails though originally arrested in UK, some for years and without charge?) no not Cuba, Britain, I wonder about this latest batch (who I presume are all Britsh too?) and will Reid allow/be able to stop them being escorted (rendition style) to a third country to be legally tortured (care of the US) Egypt's nice I hear), and then returned (like 2 German Citizens last year)?


Fritz von Never mind Footy season's on soon, innit, ain't my bleedin prob lads, fuck em*



Bloody disgrace how they locked that poor Scouse lad up in Romania wunnit (No help from FCO nuffink, had hios mates though dinnee), obviously a set-up* he'll be home soon though good lad, and tell everybody about it down the pub/lodge*

Attemted Murder! par for the course, he's a hero and that's all that matters*


Goodnight:

P.S. What pray does 'Fund for a Car' mean in plain English Please?
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Good attempt though*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Remember in the old days (well my generation at least: Born 59) how the likes of Benny Hill, Peter Cook, Marty Feldman, Monty Python team, Alf Garnet, Carry on Team, etc, etc, etc, 70's & 80's + all used to use the same old chestnut steriotypical one-liner when interviewing the Beauty Queen winner and asking her what she would love to change in the World? The Dumb Blonde (or whatever) would inevitably say/utter "I wish for no more Wars in the world, and Hunger for little children & all other nasty stuff like that too" and we all larfed² didn't we, how silly can yer get, but I wouldn't harf like givin her one.



Fritz von Well that's how I read most posts on this forum (barring the last bit o'course), going round in circles, regurgitating unoriginal bollocks a'plenty: I did hear Our Fredders when he commented on liking the 'What goes around comes around thread (title)' but that was ages afore:


Aren't you Chaps aware you're simply repeating unoriginal garbage where as I'm inventing new garbage daily?


Private Eye Magazine may well soon be banned in the UK for being potentially subversive, I suspect the loss of the Sun er, 'newspaper' would be far more mourned by 99% on here and in the land as a whole*


Our Mick's fair playin fields win everytime innit*
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:



Aren't you Chaps aware you're simply repeating unoriginal garbage where as I'm inventing new garbage daily?




Fritz old chop,

Don't ya know that if we all recycled all our garbage all the time we wouldn't need any new garbage and so no one would read your threads. You would just be chatting to yourself all alone in cyber space.

Erik von scoffing some nice chocolate raisins that I've had in the fridge.
Posted on: 10 August 2006 by andy c
quote:
Aren't you Chaps aware you're simply repeating unoriginal garbage where as I'm inventing new garbage daily?



Big Grin
Posted on: 11 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I can wholly reccommend (only if you dare naturally) watching today's BBC Interview with Terry Gilliam which is simply excellent actually.


Fritz von And what with Terry Venables and John Terry too, that's three bleedin Terry's in a row, innit*

P.S. After just finally booking some well earned leave (off the cuff) a few days ago, guess who had a letter waiting for him (after an exceptionally mentally tough day at school) to infoam one that the previously temporarily postponed scaffolding, building work new windows and central heating promised to have began a month or so ago will begin on monday continuing with my flats particular niceties guess when?


Obviously interests nobody and why the hell should it either! and I'm pleased to cheer Our Mick up with a touch of of the old Schadenfreude (he's a natural recipient going by what I've been told anyway? Shh). I'm going down the fucking pub with me new Pink Freud CD, Fuck em! Fuck the World!


John Terry Reid (Phd Marxist-Leninist Studies, Home Secretscary for Chairman). He's a drunken violent Bully in reality. you mark my words Chaps, Brrrp:


Goodnight***** asterix
Posted on: 11 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Can I dip my bread in your egg then?


Wott can i Say*
Posted on: 11 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
No, I have not boiled it yet! Fixed a flat this morning. Too expensive (rent), but at least I am not sleeping in a shop doorway from the end of the month! Heat, hot water and cooking gas is in the rent, which helps, so maybe I will be prepared to keep my living space warm this winter...

ATB from Fredrik
Posted on: 12 August 2006 by Mick P
Fredrik

I thought you had decided to buy.

Regards

Mick
Posted on: 14 August 2006 by rupert bear
I haven't had a test. After what level of activity (seriously) would it be a good idea? I guess there'll be at more than one sensible answer to this.
Posted on: 14 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Mr Bear,

It may not be imprudent after unprotected sex with one person. It amazes me how risky some people make their lives! No comment on your good self of course!

For myself, I have never had a test or felt that there was any reason to. I am far too cautious. If it can go wrong, it all too often does for me!

Fredrik
Posted on: 14 August 2006 by u5227470736789439
Dear Mick,

I think I am going to emigrate, so buying - even if a mortguage broker would consider me, which none will - is not something I particularly want to do, which is just as well, because I cannot!

I know that it would be the sensible and right thing, but on the money that I am on there is no point wishing for the impossible. That way is the road to sadness, if not eventually madness. I am mad enough already, but real thanks for your concern.

All the best from Fredrik
Posted on: 16 August 2006 by Wolf
Any unprotected sex with unknown partners should be regularly checked with a test.

There is no reason to fear the test as there are now great drugs to control the disease. It's not the death sentence it was back in the 80s when guys in LA were dropping like flys from outrageous secondary diseases...

Of course, they were of the more is better lifestyles based on sex, drugs, and nightlife. Not a healthy choice.

I'd be more afraid of crystal meth use, it's a sure killer.
Posted on: 17 August 2006 by rupert bear
quote:
John Terry Reid (Phd Marxist-Leninist Studies, Home Secretscary for Chairman). He's a drunken violent Bully in reality.

He also has no grasp of English grammar, describing the current situation as 'regretful' yesterday. I think he meant 'regrettable'....
Posted on: 18 August 2006 by Berlin Fritz
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