Whom would you most like to invite to dinner?

Posted by: erik scothron on 12 April 2006

If one could invite anyone to dinner whom would one chose and why?

Three categories here: (either for separate evenings or perhaps all together on the same night, it's your choice.

1/ People alive today

2/ People who are sadly no longer with us but could be ressurected for one night only

3/ Fictional characters

To start the ball rolling:

1/ people alive today.

a/ Julia Ormond - a gorgeous British film actress who does interesting charity work.

b/ Monica Belluci - a gorgeous Italian actress whom I hope would want to stay the night with me (that would certainly count as charity). Miss Ormond would be a back up.

c/ Cecilia Bartoli - gorgeous Italian opera singer who would have to sing for her supper.

I would not invite Blair whom I would rant at nor Bush whom I would poison.

2/ People who are sadly no longer with us but could be ressurected for one night only

a/ Buddha
b/ Jesus
c/ Mahommed
D/ David Bohm (quantum physicist)

That should be an interesting evening. I would not invite Abraham as I can't cook Kosher. I suspect Jesus might not turn up so I would have Zoroastor as a possible replacement.

3/ Fictional characters

a/ Alladin (as long as he brought that intersting lamp with him)

b/ Sherlock Holmes

C/ Moriarity

THat should provide some lively drama. I was tempted to put Jesus in the fictional list too but I would hate to offend.

Bon appetite mes ami,

Erik
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
1. Mick Parry
2. Karl Mark
3. Flashman

I'd serve the food, stand back and watch!


Bob,

Is that the George McDonald Fraser Flashman or the Tom Hughes original?

The former is a particular hero of mine. It might be fun to team him up with Germaine Greer but I'd bet he'd bed her in no time at all. Best lock your wife and daughters up too if you have any.

Erik
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by Tam
1) Of the living I like Fredrik's suggestion of a few close friends, but of people you may have heard of: Aaron Sorkin (he who created/wrote most of the West Wing), Jimmy Carter, Charles Mackerras.

2) Aside from several dead relatives with whom I'd love another dinner: Dumas, Miles Davis and Gustav Mahler.

3) Fictional: Athos, Lisa Simpson and Josiah Bartlet.

regards, Tam

edit - looking at that list, I seem to have invited virtually no women, can they come plus 1 or do I need to think again!
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Tam:

edit - looking at that list, I seem to have invited virtually no women, can they come plus 1 or do I need to think again!


As you wish Tam
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by Bob McC
Erik
The former of course.
I just can't imagine those three having any common ground whatsoever, or even trying to find any!
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
Erik
The former of course.
I just can't imagine those three having any common ground whatsoever, or even trying to find any!


No common ground at all but you may still need an extra person to stir things up like Ben Elton for example or even our Fritz if you could bare him in your house. Light the blue touch paper and retire eh? High drama indeed.
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Huwge:
1. Terry Pratchett
2. Dylan Thomas
3. Stephen Maturin


Stephen Maturin? Not sure i've heard of him before.
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Phil Cork:
Hi Eric,

I think:

Alive today:

His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso,

Irvin D Yalom,

Richard Feynman

Randal P McMurphy


Phil,

An excellent dinner list. Perhaps Cool hand luke with Randal McMurphy would make a night to remember. Best not use your best china.

Erik
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by Guido Fawkes
I invited Nigel Blackwell, but he didn't show because Tranmere Rovers were playing away at Milton Keynes Dons that day.

I would like to invite Bill Gates to ask him how he makes a fortune out of third rate products.

But if Penelope Pitstop would drop around then I'd be an even happier man.

If it's dinner with my heroes then perhaps Wat Tyler, William Lackland, Snorri Sturluson and Douglas Adams and, of course, Shirley Collins.
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:


Rasher,

George Harrison was easily my favourite Beatle. As for Salvador Dali, I remember reading his biography as a schoolboy aged approx. 14 - I'm 48 now but I can still remember the opening sentance which went something like 'I am not one of those people who are apt to expose remnants of spinach clinging to my teeth, this is not because I clean my teeth better than anyone else , it is due to the more catagorical fact that I do not eat spinach'. I was instantly smitten.

Standing before his examiners at art school and refusing to be questioned by them on the grounds that he knew infinately more than they did indeered me further. I never finished the book as it belonged to a friends father but I've often thought of tracking it down. The man was seriously talented and seriously weird. So yes, that has to make for a good dinner guest.

Cheers,

Erik
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by ROTF:


But if Penelope Pitstop would drop around then I'd be an even happier man.



Call me weird but I would like to see jessica rabbit seduce Penelope Pitstop. Winker Do I need help?
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by Guido Fawkes
quote:
Originally posted by erik scothron:
quote:
Originally posted by ROTF:


But if Penelope Pitstop would drop around then I'd be an even happier man.



Call me weird but I would like to see jessica rabbit seduce Penelope Pitstop. Winker Do I need help?


Erik, isn't Jessica Rabbit a only cartoon? Smile
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:

Erik, isn't Jessica Rabbit a only cartoon?


Razz Yes, but it's ok because so is Penelope Pitstop.
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by arf005
Big Grin
Posted on: 13 April 2006 by Exiled Highlander
People alive today

Henry Kissinger - what a rich legacy of work to talk about
George W. Bush - can he really be such a prick?
Mohammed Ali - The Champ...seen it all, done it all in the ring

Gone but resurrected for one night

Julius Caesar - The consumate politician
Jesus - eh well.....
George W. Mallory - did he make it up to the top of Everest or didn't he...??

Fictional Characters

Superman - Interesting conversation about his workout regime...
Leeloo - From The Fifth Element (played by Milla Jovovich), who just needs to open her legs and say nothing...
Linda Lovelace - Deep Throat wannabee porno star.....great conversationalist I'm sure! Smile

Cheers

Jim
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by Jonathan Gorse
Erik,

Glad you approve of my choice of Geeson. Actually I have been gradually assembling a few Judy Geeson films from fellow collectors on the britmovie.co.uk forum. I haven't seen girl on a motorcycle but thought that was Marianne Faithful rather than Geeson. If Geeson is in it I'd love to track a copy down - Quentin Tarantino recently spoke about it and showed it at a film club as one of his favourite films. He also sssspoke about another film I'm trying to get hold of with Geeson called Harmmerhead -

Quentin launches into his love sonnet for how much Judy Geeson was like HIS girl out of that whole group of British honeys from this period... Then he begins going nuts over the dresses and the costumes that Judy wears in the film.... I mean... He was seriously GAY about them... He’s all talking about the cuts and the colors and the designs... And he’s talking to the girls in the audience about them being the fucking BOMB.... and then he’s like... “I mean think about it folks... I’m up here... I’m a man... and I’m like talking about these DRESSES you better believe they’re special.... I mean after this movie all my women are going to be dressed waaaay better... I’ve got an eye for it now!!!”


Erik -I'd love to trade Judy Geeson films with you if you have any. On the Britmovie forum there's a view that if the film isn't available to buy then trading such material is OK because otherwise nobody will ever see it.

Re; the TVR I do have a TVR Griffith 4 litre pre-cat and absolutely adore it. I've owned it twice, managed to hang onto it by the skin of my teeth and adore its character, looks and sound. What model has your friend got?

My only issue at present is that having a 14 month old I don't get to take my wife out in it for a pub lunch and a drive which means it's not getting used enough really. What I really need is a big 4x4 to carry baby gear, camping equipment, bicycles and the like rather than a 2 seater!!

Anyway let me know if you have that Geeson film and PM if interested in some swaps.

Jonathan
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by graham55
Norma Jean Baker

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Posted on: 14 April 2006 by Roy T
Melinda Gates for her ideas and mind.
Theon of Alexandria who may well have been the last person with access to all written knowledge known at the time.
Data from STNG to translate between us all.
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by Malky
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tam:
Lisa Simpson
____________________________________________________________________________________________________

Co-incidentally, Springfield's foremost Buddhist (along with Richard Gere).
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by Tam
quote:
Originally posted by Malky:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tam:
Lisa Simpson


Co-incidentally, Springfield's foremost Buddhist (along with Richard Gere).


And vegetarian (actually, thinking about it, that makes selecting a menu much more of a pain - I can't see Athos being content with such fare) Big Grin

regards, Tam
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Malky:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tam:
Lisa Simpson
____________________________________________________________________________________________________

Co-incidentally, Springfield's foremost Buddhist (along with Richard Gere).


Ah yes, dear Lisa, the most sensible person in America.
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Gorse:
Erik,

Glad you approve of my choice of Geeson.


Jonathon,

I must be cracking up. It was Mariane Faithful in Girl on a motor cycle but worth seeing anyway.

The Judy Geeson film I like best co-stars Rod Steiger and it is this one which has the soundtrack I liked. I cant remember its name at the mo (it will come to me after I post this).

I dont have any Geeson films sadly.

My mate has a Tamora. I drove it back from Bucks to Brighton recently in bright sunshine and again to and from Herne bay in beautiful weather. Brutally fast with no safety features. Joy.

All the best,

Erik
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by erik scothron
quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Louise Brooks.

Just Google to find out why. Incredibly sexy, achingly beautiful and very, very intelligent.

M


The silent movie star? Hmm yes, saw her in 'Pandora's box' one of the best silent movies IMO - she was mesmerising and must have been quite incredible to know in real life.
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by Jagdeep
Jane Seymore Roll Eyes
JRR Tolkein Cool
S. Dali Smile
Tim deParavacini Smile(hope I got the spelling right)
George Bush
(Senior & Junior) for these two, I will cook dinner personally Winker

Jag
Posted on: 14 April 2006 by kuma
Tallulah Bankhead and Ruth Gordon.
Posted on: 15 April 2006 by Adam Meredith
quote:
Originally posted by kuma:
Tallulah Bankhead and Ruth Gordon.


My mistake - just had an image of Ms Bankhead with Noele Gordon (Meg Richardson from the Crossroads Motel). The addition of Benny Hawkins completes an improbably threesome.

I always think of Sandy Richardson (Roger Tonge) when I hear Morrissey's "Little Man, What now?"

An afternoon nostalgia
Television show
You spoke in silhouette
(but they couldn't name you)
Though the panel were very polite to you

Oh, but I remembered you
Friday nights, 1969
ATV - you murdered every line
Too old to be a child star
Too young to take leads
Four seasons passed
And they AXED you