Is Berlin Fritz a Nutter?

When my friend's house got burgled in London a few months back as well as the new motor being stolen (as mentioned on here). No Police have ever visited to-date,(one phone call) (certainly no CSI team in their X File suits), insurance refuse to pay out, without a Police statement, and they require new security in the house, even though it's only three years old and fully up to the standard reccomended by the er, Insurance firm and local er so-called crime prevention officer (who charged for his services too) and was inspected to satisfaction by both of them, as we know they scratch each others backs. The car insurance has paid out, but premiums will rise (plain daylight robbery in both senses of the word). This is a respectable up market miidle class part of London Surbia (my friend was warned by the police twice not to write a story on the local paper about her case (Yes it's true)). So she's taken to litigation big-style (fortunately having some 'Very' influentuial friends), but alas, most people do not, and just have to take it on the chin don't they.


Fritz von Re: the Photographer Chappy who's owed dosh (Building workers never work a second week if they don't get paid on the Monday, and they're just daft illiterate Brickies, know what I mean John?)

Asking on here, and getting prompt advice (?) from Our Mick is like cutting yer leg off to save on socks*

Good Luck Anyway*

I wonder if perchance Our Ofer is in anyway related to the Chist-Sakes family from Lower Twiddlythumbs near White Ockley in Essex?

Fritz von My Sister confirmed to me this morning that her Son is out of the Danger zone, so that's a reason to open my first ice cold Bud methinks, innit*

p.s. And thanks to Our Fredders for his kind words previously too, as you all know I'm a very emotional sort of nutter*

P.P.S. Nice to see Our Erik enjoying himself in some highly thoughtful debate on the round and round in circles thread***

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Originally posted by Rockingdoc:
What should you do if a bird shits on your car?



Don't ask her out again.

Good old Haifa* (I wonder what colour passport she had then?)

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but alas, most people do not, and just have to take it on the chin don't they.

Thought you were going to leave the dissing bit alone?

She recently wrote to me Our Andy and told me exactly what they'd lost financially, and I personally found it quite frightening (not to mention very sad (our own little EGO's are hardly relevant: No?), now other things are in place). I'm really not interested anymore in what people say, rather than action that's seen to be done (No, I don't mean Israel and America flexing their uneducated muscle either), and obviously you'd think the same generally (I refer to the many things in life here, and not specifics, it's part of Our so-called way (standard) of life is it not?

The person who seemed to jump on somebody on here regarding Asians being inherently dishonest! I'd just like to remind folk, of the (NORMAL²) practice of Government payment delays, payrises by Our Micks ex firm etc (especially Military personell (RAF in particular of late who can't argue their case), that turn up 'backdated' Banks, Large Firms, etc, etc, many months later (minus the interest accrued naturally) every tax revinue does it too. Cash flow, Cash to buy new stock, cash to pay staff, cash to go shopping, Cash Flow, Our Mick recently said to me on here (Personally) about his talent for things fiscal and my ignorance cos I'm skint and soon to be officially bankrupted (at last) I can only remind him and you, that he only goes with the flow and has never been self-employed (in the real sense in his life, so therefore has absolutely no idea what he's on about. Our Self-employed photographer etc, etc, really know the reality of this situ, and Our Micks crowd (no not the brothers) and greedy IFA's etc, just jump in for the kill like vultures, in fact they quite often make me very sick with their intense hypocrisy², 35 years for PFI but yer hospital bedside phonecall (5 times normal price) must be stopped, as indeed it should, but who's telling who?

The first Lebanese guy I ever met was at school when I was 15 ish, he'd been shipped out from Beruit (English Father) saw my first ever hash pipe )(remember it's what most of us know as the finest dope in the world & don't lie with innoicence to its existence to yourselves) also Lebanon produces very fine wines, it's an immensly beautiful multi-Cultural highly sophisticated land, with mountain skiing second to none (far better than Israel could ever imagine too), as proven by the serious rich jetset Dicks who regularly frequent its delights.


Fritz von My mate was probably lying though too, being an obvious Junkie, not to mention being a bastard, er, Christian*


Course it was all bombed up in those days and a really dangerous place to live in:


Apparently the imaginary new Isarel in Rhode Island has just invaded New York State and Canada simultaneously, using forward Scouts from the British & French persecuted Native Americans & Canadians!


You couldn't make it up!

Joni Who? Daft Bint**

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rather than action that's seen to be done

Totally agree with you, dude. I'm not jesting, either - believe me.

Just had some great boiled taters in their skins with kräuter Butter (Herb) and Iti Cabbonossi shoshiges, well andsome*

Fritz von Wotta Bummer*

It's just come through the wire that Rhodesia (Now Zimbawe) Norf Career, Palestine & Burma have all pledged immediate help & aid to The Lebanon, England will also respond too says a breathless Tony Blair just as soon as 'Man at the Top filum-maker and Hardman extraordinaire' Dr (Marxist & Lenninist Studies PHD) John Hammer 2 Reid comes back with the Government helicopter!


Fritz von Well that's allright then innit*


Holiday time soon anyway* )Italy looks nice, then on to Sir Cliffords for the usual piss take & freebie)

Good news on the young chap

You seem to know a thing or two about the Lebanon Fritz, so I hope you don’t mind me asking, do you know if the south Lebanon area where Hezbollah are actively operating from is this area actually controlled by the Lebanese government? Or am I right in thinking they have no control over Hezbollah’s actions and their movements and that this area is a no go zone for Lebanese government troops?

Beano

I would be more inclined to put that question to the Democratically elected Hezbollah members of the fledgeling Government John*


Fritz Von Israel's main argument is that they filled the vacuum there in 2000 when they finally left, I would wonder what if the gap had been actually filled by Govt (or Syrian)troops, but rockets still rained in, I suspect the reaction would be no different, except full on war with Syria too, innit*

I wonder if Julie Andrews ever dreamed that she'd actually get an Oscar for brilliantly playing Mary Poppins?



Fritz von Our Cherie bases herself on her don't you know*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I suspect the reaction would be no different, except full on war with Syria too, innit*

Fritz me old swagger stick,

Dont forget Iran too - those americans really do want the oil in Kuzestan - I suspect all this has been planned along time ago innit*

Erik von enjoying myself very nicely thank you.

Some may come to the conclusion (in the 'neutral' field) eventually that although on paper Israel's 'Democracy' is tantamount to being almost bleedin perfect (I do watch the Knesset in action live on tv fairly regularly as a matter of fact) that other lands like Iran/Persia and Lebanon etc, may well be considered far more Civilized in the real sense*


Fritz von I personally have never had a desire to visit Israel, and all those Israeli's that I have met over the years (barring a very very few) have been exceptionally arrogant, Nationalistic�, overbearing and downright rude & anti-social, not to mention fucking ignorant on world politics too*


Talking of George Bush*


Goodnight:


P.S. Who wants to bet that Syria gets attacked in the next 48 then!

Bin Bags luvvin it all I bet*

I suppose we'll just have to hope this fragile democratically elected government doesn't fall then, as it'll create another vacuum to be filled by?

Beano

Dear Fritz,

I don't think you are a nutter. I don't always undertsand your view, but what the heck. More shyte at ...., in a manner, but not on the same tack - 'nuff said, but it has knocked me sideways. I am pretty fed up with it.

I am not capable of sustained or even intentional nastiness. I am a naife.

I am as frustrated as you by the thrust of the issues examined in this thread, but am not feeling up to the arguement just now. My silence does not indicate indiference.

Maybe next week will be better...

Kindest regards from Fredrik

Good morning, John, I thought you'd be boring everyone to death about this, innit. Asterisks.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Some may come to the conclusion (in the 'neutral' field) eventually that although on paper Israel's 'Democracy' is tantamount to being almost bleedin perfect (I do watch the Knesset in action live on tv fairly regularly as a matter of fact) that other lands like Iran/Persia and Lebanon etc, may well be considered far more Civilized in the real sense*

Isreal's democracy is the only one in the entire region, and if you really think those unhinged Mullahs in Iran are civilised then you're barmier than I thought; which may well be the case... innit, John, etc.

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Fritz von I personally have never had a desire to visit Israel, and all those Israeli's that I have met over the years (barring a very very few) have been exceptionally arrogant, Nationalistic�, overbearing and downright rude & anti-social, not to mention fucking ignorant on world politics too*

Heheh, most amusing, well now all those dunce-cap Israelis have you to set them straight, all will be well with the world!

Earwicker von, Jeez, I don't know, where will it end?? Hi Ho Ho Ho, it's off to work I go...

(asterisks, more bollocks etc), John **

You're not perchance the Editor of the Sun are you, you know, the one that Publically admitted to giving Senior British Policemen er, bungs, in fact I'm still at a loss to why they never arrested you for telling such porkies, innit?*

Fritz von Most kind that you're spending so much time and effort coming onto my thread though, and it's away to the old bog brush factory for me as well now, a cool 36°C promised today, and to think it was a boiling -23°C only 4 months back wunnit.


Most Iranians & Syrians that I've met in UK and here were highly educated, amusing and charming people, which is more than I can say for certain folk around here, innit**

Just think of England Our Fredders, that'll cheer you up?


Fritz von Maybe Norway then:

Poland's President has now been joined by his twin brother in a top cabinet post*

Keep your chin up Fredrik; You come across as a valuable, worthwhile person even though your present circumstances may have you feeling otherwise.

Don't let the b*st*rds get you down.

Beano

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the one that Publically admitted to giving Senior British Policemen er, bungs,

Didn't that cop get the sack, with no pension, which in effect equals a fairly hefty fine?

Perhaps me wires are crossed...

I've just finished reading this actually*

Fritz von Pluarl Andy old bean Plural, anyone else would have been put inside, including the poxy so-called Editor(ess)*

Mmm,

I think a six figure fine and removal of penson would hurt someone far more that a jail term, hypothetically speakeing, of course**

Two rather excellent pieces of writing taken from tomorrow's You Know What (21st July 2006) Thank you your Lordship in advance. Please buy one too at any good paper shop or WH Smugs if you can't find a decent paper shop*


Fritz von Don't be daft Our Andy Senior Civil Servants don't ever lose pensions even if they've been inside for a spell, just you ask Our Mick John, or should I say Jack?

Are Autistic & OCS chaps nutters?

I'm afraid one may have to blow the above up somewhat*



Boom Boom*

I'm seriously beginning to think that Israel has gone way too far this time, and they're gonna get a shock very soon from the US. I liked the wednesday chappy's point on Oil, most profound, I'd never actually thought about it afore* HMS Bulwark was the first ever RN ship I went on (been on a few Boats previously) though this ones predessessor (commando Carrier which looked like yer classic old time flat top, dinnit*

Let's hope that Hard Man Moron Dr (Marxist & Leninist studies PHD) Reid is waiting to check all the poor bastards passports personally before he lets them into the UK!!!


Yes I feel the US will have to kick arse, Kofi's just statin the bleedin obvious, but what more can he really do? NUFFINK*


A Beautiful country is being systematically destroyed and we're all looking on in fucking opened mouthed gormless wonder*


Had some lovely stinging nettle cheese on toast for tea*

Honnist*

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Fritz von Don't be daft Our Andy Senior Civil Servants don't ever lose pensions even if they've been inside for a spell, just you ask Our Mick John, or should I say Jack?

Oohh yer slightly off on yer info here, Fritzy dude@@