The Dumb Nanny State

Mind you it certainly looked after certain soldiers recently cleared by court marshall in Germany. I heard not one of the victims was brought to the witness stand, though I loved the way that guy danced from the fork-lift truck singing Ammarrillo all the way, lucky he wasn't speeding wunnit.


Fritz Von Good old Nanny State

Shouldn't you be lying down Fritz?

We were just beginning to enjoy the wake when the stiff sat up and showed us his incisors.

Nime

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Originally posted by John Sheridan:

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Originally posted by MichaelC:
And what about the recent government guidance on precautions to take in hot weather?

obviously you've never been to Bondi to witness first hand the large number of bright red poms.

Too true - I guess it really does show us that there is a need to spell out the bleedin' obvious!

Mike

The Chief's young daughter did actually find some meat in a Big Mac once !!!



Fritz Von I didn't get where I am today by eating Big Mac's, Oh No.

Fritz

Just don't mention spilt hot coffee and we may just get through this.

I wonder who shall be shortlisted as new Nanny in charge of Yoof Yobbish Culture ?

A. Campbell
Steven Fry
Polly Toynbee
Sir Winston Churchill

Fritz Von When the Victorians reversed the word Boy to Yob they couldn't have known what they were starting, a bloody good great war ! That's what we need to sort the buggers out, I didn't get where I am today by buggering about, did we Baldrick ? innit

Don't mention pork pies with english mustard and cold cider (dry) or the War, naah never talk abaat it

"do not strike the glass with hard or pointed objects"
"do not stand or sit on any part of a fraim"

From the Fraim manual

This forum should carry a warning...

"MAY CONTAIN PINK FISH!"

I just bought a Philishave Coolskin. On the chapter on Cleaning and Maintenance it says - Be careful with hot water. Always check if the water is not too hot, to prevent your hands from getting burnt.

Sound advise for someone who has never operated a hot water tap before!

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Originally posted by Stephen B:
I just bought a Philishave Coolskin. On the chapter on Cleaning and Maintenance it says - Be careful with hot water. Always check if the water is not too hot, to prevent your hands from getting burnt.

Sound advise for someone who has never operated a hot water tap before!

It could be worse!

It might have said:

"May cause shortening of facial hair."

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No it should say "May contain beer"

I wish it had said "may cause others to look at you and punch you in the face" a few times on the cans I drank!

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Should read in some cases:

Dessicated arseshole - add alcohol derived from the contents of this can to produce undesirable results.

If you are such a dessicated arsehole, then you are to be held in full responsibilty for your actions after drinking the contents therewithin.

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:
No.

Should read in some cases:

Dessicated arseshole - add alcohol derived from the contents of this can to produce undesirable results.

If you are such a dessicated arsehole, then you are to be held in full responsibilty for your actions after drinking the contents therewithin.

Amen! Thankyou for sharing this with us tonight Steve. I'm sure we'll all gain great strength from your message.

As from tommorow one can be fined up to a thousand squid for not cutting yer garden hedge down to size, I'm sure this will cause far more neighbourly problems than existed afore ? Talking of Mr P, don't forget to sharpen & oil those shears our Mick, innit


Personally I blame Kofi Annan for interfering