Anybody else going through the change
Posted by: fatcat on 01 December 2009
Popped out to Asda this evening for a few essentials. Beer and whisky. Drove past Asda, found myself drawn to Lidl.
Came out with 8 cans of Grafenwalder Pils and a bottle of cherry schnapps.
WHAT'S GOING ON
Posted on: 01 December 2009 by deadlifter
Senile dementure
Posted on: 01 December 2009 by BigH47
False teeth?
Posted on: 01 December 2009 by nap-ster
Too much listening to Pete Doherty?
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by scottyhammer
Recession ?
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by Roy T
quote:
Originally posted by fatcat:
..WHAT'S GOING ON
Good enough for the late great Marvin Gaye so should be good enough for you
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by Mike-B
This is typical & far more common than realised, I admire that you have the strength of character to "come out".
It normally starts - in fact some believe it is the prime cause - starts with drinking half pints in glasses with handles.
The other signs aready outlined ....
Senile decay - a slow demise into irreversible conditions
False teeth - loose fitting and rattling around like David Jacobs
Recession - hair line, libido, compelling urge to upgrade perfectly good Naim gear
Next you will notice a slow growing trend towards .....
Buying comfortable shoes
Wearing M&S beige coloured driving coats & warm gloves while driving
Looking forward to supermarket visits, especially stopping off for an hour in the coffee shop
Going to a garden centre for lunch
The final stages are indicated by joining a line dancing club and eventually buying the jeans, buckle belt & 10 gallon hat.
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by fatcat
Just nipped in the Co Op for a meat and potatoe pie, came out with a baguette, pain au chocolat and a tin of onion soup.
WHAT IS GOING ON
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by AS332
Just proves that you are on the right forum !
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by BigH47
Why is there so many people talking about Hi-Fi here?
I thought it was the 10 gallon hat line dance forum!
They do some nice home made cakes and things at some Garden centres BTW.
I go shopping every now and then to keeep her sweet, then feign wobbly knees or something and then "I'll go and get the coffees in"!
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by Richard S
According to Jasper Carrot the really bad signs are appreciating a gift of tartan slippers followed by walking past Greenwoods and thinking; "nice cardy!"
Nowt wrong with the cheaper supermarkets; I'm more of an Aldi man myself but they both represent great value.
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by fatcat
Settled down to watch the BBC news at six. Found myself watching Euronews
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by winkyincanada
They should label things.
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by hungryhalibut
Jack Wooley's in The Laurels. Soon it will be you....
Nigel
Posted on: 02 December 2009 by docoff
The Laurels sounds like a nice pub - do you think Jack would like company and maybe a Grafenwalder pils? John
Posted on: 03 December 2009 by Jet Johnson
quote:
Originally posted by fatcat:
Just nipped in the Co Op for a meat and potatoe pie, came out with a baguette, pain au chocolat and a tin of onion soup.
WHAT IS GOING ON
Just walked into the local KFC and came out with
...erm' fried chicken ......WHAT IS ..etc etc
Posted on: 03 December 2009 by BigH47
quote:
Just walked into the local KFC and came out with
...erm' fried chicken .
You sure?
Posted on: 03 December 2009 by fatcat
Thought I’d listen to one of my favourite CD’s, the Fat Les classic, Vindaloo. Got distracted. Ended up listening to the soundtrack to Three Colours Blue.
WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON
Posted on: 03 December 2009 by Colin Lorenson
quote:
Originally posted by Jet Johnson:
quote:
Originally posted by fatcat:
Just nipped in the Co Op for a meat and potatoe pie, came out with a baguette, pain au chocolat and a tin of onion soup.
WHAT IS GOING ON
Just walked into the local KFC and came out with
...erm' fried chicken ......WHAT IS ..etc etc
KFC. Otherwise known as "Unlucky Fried Kitten"
Posted on: 03 December 2009 by stephenjohn
Got up in the middle of the night for a pee
...ended up watching 2 hours of Australia Vs WIs and then comimg on this forum...
WHAT IS GOING ON
