Students have come to this!

The April Fool Joke that came early?

What a bunch of wankers.

Sounds like crying over spillt milk surely?

As a student, once, I had to look up whay Onanism was! Golly, I laughed! I never made the connection...

Fredrik

I wonder if this topic will be pulled?

Tony

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Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
I wonder if this topic will be pulled?

Tony

Repeatedly.

Classic - and well I remember the grossness of having to clear the pubes out of the shower in halls. At least in the houseshare I have now I KNOW there's only two others' in the plug hole, although all three of us are brown haired.

Eeeueuuugh. Thank GOD for those plug trap things!

Coming a bit strong, surely?

G

quote:

Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
I wonder if this topic will be pulled?

Tony

If so, will Adam do the manhandling?

Graham

Oh God Oh God Oh God this problem happened at the Light Infantry Training Depot many many years ago. I was very young and ordered to clean up. I thought it was fucxxxing shampoo at the time and washed me hair withit. Having said that I still have all me hair.

Dear All

I would love to know what problems the author of the letter had in composing his letter.

Also how the uni management dealt with this.

Reminds me of that funny teen film PORKY'S where the big fat Gym instructor grabs hold of a male students member as he was masturbating with his member through a hole in the girls showers.

The headmasters meeting of the incident still brings tears to my eyes.

A very funny film.

Yeah Yeah i am puerile.

I love American Pie too.

That's extremely funny! Thanks Tony, I was needing a laugh!

EW

Funny!
But i wonder now how many do it to make a block in water outflow.
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Who is to say it was masturbation? I could be couples having sex together.....

Tony

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Funny!
But i wonder now how many do it to make a block in water outflow.
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A lot I suspect.

Surely a bit of Draino every so often would clear everything out short of an Alligator?

Don't they clean the frigging (ahem) things?

I'd be more disgusted with the cleaners than the students.
Get the gloves on an get in there with those chemicals!!

But of course it is a fake LOL - why would anyone masturbate in a communal shower? Why the silly threat of DNA testing (expensive)and over-reacting....as for the suggestion to masturbate in their own rooms....come on...it's a fake but a good laugh nonetheless.

There's always one party pooper!

Perhaps the cleaners were squirting something down there.

Tony

DAVOhorn - Yeah, liking those films, you are purile, cheap, vulgar and childish. Just like me then!

They'll never make it stand up in court.

Steve.

"We found traces of your DNA in the shower, can you tell us how it got there?"

"Well officer... the girls do tend to wash their underwear in the shower"

Muaahahahaha .