Martin Luther King Jr:

So the news repeater of the year has just reported the tragic death of a young kid in Southwark and it makes National er, News and is repeated a thousand times cos two (white) 14 year old little twats nicked a motor! AND?

Fritz Von Two day ago the news repeater of the Year showed Madonna dancin (in an 8 second skiff) at least 10 times a minute (I jest not) and really wonder what the hell is going on here?


Fritz Von Macca is an American Citizen by the way since late summer ( as mentioned on here by moir any qusetions of legality from New Zealand possibly?).


No I didn't think so*



Where's my Old Pal Nime from Denmark, he talked some bloody good sense on occcassion and he liked cats (as I do too very much), hopefully I'm not talkin out of turn here (Sorry Adam If I am) is he banned too?


I really don't ken squire.

Well done Our Adam! I actually thought somebody else would've been sharp on that one to be honest (as I always am), I mean it's at least 24 hours old Son: Unsurprisingly I rather liked Short (Many Posts passim) though as with her colleagues was slightly pissed off over her staying on after *correctly' slammin Our Alisdair & Tony's WAR innit, What can you do I ask you?


Fritz Von The Guvnor of my boozer gave me marchin odours last night too, unemployment is looming, what a Loon I am, and I thought he liked me really*



(I have no debt there by the way Parry)

Cats are brill!

Well done Our Fizzer, talking about statin the bleedin obvious ( to 99% of decent human beings) I heard that somebody reckons (forgot her name) Our Jack's soon gonna be the new PM, I mean how daft can yer bloody get eh! I ask you?


Fritz Von Prezzer will be there too (he may be a Twat but he's a true Labour Twat like Brown, who'll stay as Chancellor), unlike Reid, Blunkett, those horrible women with horrible voices and faces, and SKY NEWS etc*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
Deane,
ironically the weakest legally viewed evidence, depending on particular cases, is witness ID, and evidence by way of confession.

Our Andy Son! If you really are a Copper you'd now be propping up a decent bar somehwere with yer mates (other Coppers) and havin a grin, or out with yer Missus walkin the Downs & a picnic John, Know what I mean? So please cut out all this dumbarse (ass in Parry speak) verbal rubbish and be real in a real virtual world, innit*



Fritz Von I went out with a Chinese bird once, am I a Communist?*

Fritz,

why dont you go forth and boil your head, you assumptive jerk. How do you know what I'm doing, now?

You comments do you no credit.

chill out Bernard.

Had a nice letter yesterday from my old Gel describing how she and my auntie Eve scattered my uncle's (her brother/wife) ashes over the Yorkshire Dales recently (can't give details or some prize wanker will arrest them for something instead of doing their real job). He was an ex RN Subs/& PTI/ Hampshire Constabulary Rozzer/ & finally University Lecturer and probably the bestist uncle anybody as a young lad could have had (he was 57, never smoked, never drank (well a bit) and was TOTALLY faithfull to my Auntie Eve (they even still held hands together in public, is that brilliant or what?) two kids (my cousins) Karen & Cy who are doing fine for Our MickÄs tax payin PFI schemes (contributing like everybody else I mean John)*


Fritz Von His Father (My Grandfather) was a full on RN man (Medical/Haslar etc WWII/KOREA by Choice) and one ship he served on (I have his thingy) was HMS Bruce, just after HMS Maidstone which the odd squaddie on here may well have heard of (Know what I mean Dave?)

Do I fry eggs in chicken fat ? I have a dillemma here.


What a bleedin Loon & Jerk (Well done Tom Cruise).


P.s, Our Andy Do me a fvour, if you can't behave yourself in the real workd please refrain from staining my threads Mister. cos I donÄt give a fuck who you think and say you are, I just know bigstyle who i Is Son* *

quote:

P.s, Our Andy Do me a fvour, if you can't behave yourself in the real workd please refrain from staining my threads Mister. cos I donÄt give a fuck who you think and say you are, I just know bigstyle who i Is Son* *

agreed,
takes a sprat to catch a mackrel, tho, eh?

Also, It is nice to observe you are consistent in your view that none of what you say is personal.

Upon arriving home yesterday (don't tell anybody now) I played my AP messages and one twat just went na na na, which slightly anoyed me actually (but only slightly) I could not for the life of me suss who it was, and played it back at least three times*


Fritz Von Later whils't cooking some chook I thought to mesen (Fritz you daft fucking bastard) it was you! You rang here earlier in a swift moment to check your new message etc and totally forgot about it?


What can you say?


excuse the spellin

One thing that did actually strike me was that many of the stories from Our Micks Favourite New Charity "Age Exchange" from the Poles and other Europeans were well aware of Cpl Carpetchers anti-Semetic and Concentration Camp antics from well afore Britain joined the war in 39, probably a broadband faliure*



Fritz Von Please don't forget that racism is not just a WASP thing & accusation's abound T'be sure*


Prescott reckon's that Short Clair gives fantastic Blow Jobs, but I ain't sayin Nuffink Tony, you know me*

Fritzvonmallingeringpleb

You are a useless pathetic excuse of a man. You waffle rubbish all day long. Go and get yourself a job and stop sponging off the poor German taxpayer.

I returned from Spain 2 weeks ago and will be working on a 10 month contract on Monday for a PFI project. If I can get myself fixed up in less than two weeks, I am sure you can.

Get awf yer ass.

Regards

Mick

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritzvonmallingeringpleb

You are a useless pathetic excuse of a man. You waffle rubbish all day long. Go and get yourself a job and stop sponging off the poor German taxpayer.

I returned from Spain 2 weeks ago and will be working on a 10 month contract on Monday for a PFI project. If I can get myself fixed up in less than two weeks, I am sure you can.

Get awf yer ass.

Regards

Mick

Michael! once again you tell us all that you will earn/recieve yet a few more bob on a cushty number and good on yer John. The fact that you hopefully wont have a serious heart attack in the process of playing around with tax payers money to get the best deal for yourself and other non-British tax paying investors in business that in the real world of fair playing fields simply would 'not exist' is neither here not there Son.


Fritz Von You are boring to the extreme in your lack of substance and I really wonder how/Why/If, you really are/can do what you say you are, just as Our Andy bobbles off on this and that and constantly nowhere fast with your chummy Toy, Our Deano bubbles along on her Jury Service Jonnie forever, and barring others with the sense to leave or get banned it all seems pretty bloody non event:


So Thank Fuck For Our Berlin Fritz, that's all I can say! I can say lot's more too, but i wont will we Fredders*



Goodnight;;;; Mad as a Loon

Just looking at Tony L's comments on the old Pink Salmon Show /Administor thingy), most inspiring and on the ball I thought regarding the old Mizzz Short thingy, innit:

Regards,

Fritz Von 'I've gotta brand new pair ov roller skates*'

I've just had a thought! B'Jeeezers! If Gobshite Reid indents for a new ping pong ball, he could avoid a total breakdown in the prison system, innit.


Fritz Von being born at *The Angel* as I truly was, I tink my words have meaning.

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I tink my words have meaning.

and I am Spartacus.

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I tink my words have meaning.

and I am Spartacus.

As they say Parry'd scalp us all if dandruff had a going rate*



Cheers John*


Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I tink my words have meaning.

and I am Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus!

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I've just had a thought! B'Jeeezers! If Gobshite Reid indents for a new ping pong ball, he could avoid a total breakdown in the prison system, innit.


Fritz Von being born at *The Angel* as I truly was, I tink my words have meaning.

First convince the unthinking public there is an acute shortage of prison cells then drive through plans to implement mass building of new prisons then lock up all those who think the new prisons are to lock up political dissidents. Just like America.(innit*)

Now that Macca's got Yankee nationality and has given up his British passport can he still use his title?


Sir Bob*


P.S. Just got a brilliant WMV from Holland and anybody who's interested can get it from the usual address (24 hours only) 5 MB+ though:


Guess who got barred from his local last night by the guvnor himself! (in 25+ years here that's only the second time I've ever been barred so I reckon that's a reasonable record, and for the wise-guys we drink and go our here whenever we pleases unlike in the UK, at least I'll stop bloody smoking now and save a few hard earned bobs*


Perhaps I'll go to Spain soon and visit Our Mick's gaff to give him some tips*

Just a pointer?


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I ain't sayin nuffin*

quote:

Originally posted by BigH47:
I wouldn't miss James dickheads comments.
Get the guy form the BTTC, Ben Edwards to partner Martin.

It's spelt from Dear!



Fritz Von Come on You Spurs*



And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat



Bit naughty of Bulgaria & Romania to clamp down hard on Brits invading them for work next year I thought!



And I repeat And I repeat And I repeat

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting
pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later

he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he
takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with
you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''

So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass
placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The
bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass
down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get
a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over
the barstools and everything.

After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me
$1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender

asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five
guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss
all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''

Now I know why Our Dr Feelgood enjoyed brokeback mountain so much*

I'm off to buy some new wallpaper next week, I wonder if yer can get it with F1 patterns on it, innit?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

P.S. Just got a brilliant WMV from Holland and anybody who's interested can get it from the usual address (24 hours only) 5 MB+ though:

PMSL, tears of laughter, usual family Sunday mad house here, and all of em traipsed upstairs to see what I was laughing at, go on play it again.

This'll defo be on telly, Chris Tarrant or similar!